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In the beginning.

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There was nothing.

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Except Aboriginals,

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obviously.

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And for billions and billions and billions of years.

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They lived in peace and harmony.

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They were so advanced and sophisticated.

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They had trade,

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agriculture,

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and 100% renewable energy.

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And they even had flying cars and almond cappuccinos.

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Yeah,

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it was all great and perfect and very progressive in every single way.

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Until the white fella came and screwed it all up.

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OH,

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I-Call the noise!

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Call the noise!

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Call the-We'll be right back.

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For the next 200 years,

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Australia was ruled by the colonisers.

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Everything sucked.

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But sovereignty was never ceded.

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and a few lone aboriginals forged a radical new alliance.

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With the guys.

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The trans.

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They're non-binaries.

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Feminist influencers on TikTok,

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the disabled,

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the neurodivergents,

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the asexuals,

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the unemployed students,

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the queers,

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the second generation immigrants,

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and of course,

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the fats.

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And together,

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they called themselves the progressives.

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And so it began.

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The Culture War.

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They fought on the internet.

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They fought on the streets.

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They fought all the time and got up early every day to win battles

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of ideas with logical and coherent arguments.

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But it wasn't enough.

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So the progressives came together and crafted a master weapon.

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They poured all their grievances,

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their trauma,

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their lived experiences into one vessel.

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The victimhood.

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The most powerful weapon in the whole world.

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It was so powerful that it's where I could deflect all criticism

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with total moral authority.

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And you could also fly and shoot rainbows and stuff.

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The colonizers didn't stand a chance against the progressives armed

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with their precious victimhood.

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The culture war was fought.

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And the colonizers.

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Made that.

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And so the culture war was won.

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And that's the very true story of how Australia became the

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progressive paradise it is today.

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Where everyone lives in peace and love under an eternal rainbow that never goes out.

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And I should know.

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I'm the Prime Minister.

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Elbow.

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The good progressives of Australia have voted me the most retarded

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person on the planet for six consecutive terms.

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And this is my beautiful daughter,

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Princess Stacey.

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I'm a woman.

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And she's not just one of the most feminine and sexy women in the world,

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she's also very strong and very brave.

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Thanks,

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Dad.

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But don't think for a second that we've got any real power in society.

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Oh,

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no.

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Only Aboriginals can be the true sovereigns.

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And the blackest and most Indigenous person in the world is Mum.

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He's one 16th Aboriginal and very much in charge.

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You see,

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after the culture war was won,

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we got to work decolonising and rebuilding society from the ground up.

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Ground up,

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starting with the really important stuff like renaming our capital

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city Melbourne from its disgusting colonizer name back to its

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original Aboriginal name.

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Nah,

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isn't that cool and not tokenistic at all?

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In fact,

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we changed everything back to their original indigenous names,

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like the Coolabriti and Wadabiganana.

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Here in NAMM,

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only us radicals are left.

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And working with AI,

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Aboriginal intelligence,

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we've been able to restore NAMM to a truly modern and progressive city.

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We don't just have medical trials.

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We have generational trauma centers as well.

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This is a world where you can be whatever you want,

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where you can choose from thousands of genders,

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with the Department of Pronouns releasing more every day.

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Where you can do whatever you want,

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regardless of your skills,

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abilities,

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or sexual proclivities.

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This is a world where everyone is loved and accepted and equal,

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where everything is accessible,

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inclusive,

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and diverse,

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with equity and tolerance and buzzwords.

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Because this is a world that's not just progressive—this is a world

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that's super progressive.

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Thank you.

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Oh,

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great!

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Another day in progressive paradise.

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Good morning,

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Nam.

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Good morning,

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Rainbow.

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Good morning,

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fellow white striped mouse!

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Good morning,

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rats!

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Good morning,

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mole!

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Good morning,

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human remains!

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Good morning,

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Lance!

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Oi!

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No optimism!

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That's toxic positivity!

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I'm sorry.

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Now rise and shine,

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you privileged white bastards.

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It's time for your morning apologies.

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Ah,

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yes!

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I love begging for forgiveness.

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Oh,

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what a great start to the day.

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Three floggings already this morning,

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fellas.

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Mmm,

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tastes like a muffin.

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I'm sick of cleaning up shit.

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Nah,

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come on.

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It's the least we can do for all those centuries of shitting on everyone else.

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They treat us like slaves.

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Well,

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someone has to carry the burden of all the labour exploitation of the past.

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It's like we're animals,

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too.

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I'm starting to think these people might be racist.

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Come on,

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it's impossible to be racist against white people.

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And what's even better?

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After a long day begging for forgiveness,

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trying to heal the sins of our history?

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We get to do it all again tomorrow,

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fellas.

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We really are pretty.

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I mean,

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gee whiz.

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Look at how beautiful the rainbow looks today.

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Ghost?

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D.

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Rainbow.

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I wish.

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That someday,

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I'll make up for all the crimes that I didn't commit.

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or benefit from.

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And then maybe— One day,

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I can be more than just an oppressor.

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Oi!

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Who's wishing upon the rainbow in here?

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Who dares dream of a better life?

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What do you think?

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You're the main character or something,

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do you?

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You're the lowest rung of society.

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What sort of stupid movie would put you as the main character?

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I don't know.

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A super regressive movie?

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That's right.

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Screen Australia would never fund a film with you as the protagonist.

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You're a white,

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cisgendered,

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straight male.

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You're a baddie.

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And you'll always be a baddie.

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You don't deserve any narrative privileges.

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No audience sympathy.

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No plot armour.

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No conveniently timed saves.

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They say that I'm a he,

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but I'm a she.

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Cause I got a V and not a D.

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And I don't care what people say.

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I'll never be a him or them or they.

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Cause I'm a real body.

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Did you just look at my vagina?

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That's sexual harassment,

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you perverted chauvinistic pig!

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Oh no no no,

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I wasn't looking at you at all!

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Why not?

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Am I invisible to you or something?

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That's Horatia.

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This is the most beautiful woman in the world.

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How dare you deny her?

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I'm sorry,

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I'm sorry.

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I didn't mean to upset you,

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princess.

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Why do you men have to make it all about you?

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You just can't accept that the patriarchy's over,

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can you?

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The reason I'm having trouble regulating my emotions right now is

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because I have my period,

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okay?

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Oh,

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I had no idea.

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What do you mean you had no idea?

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The princess is obviously menstruating.

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Are you calling me a liar?

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You know what?

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I think it's just best if I shut my big dumb white mouth.

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What a shock,

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another man refusing to speak up about oppression.

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Silence is violence.

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That's not just a microaggression.

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That's a macroaggression.

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I should have you hung.

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Hum?

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Wait,

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I think you mean hanged?

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Are you seriously about to mansplain to me right now?

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Mansplaining is a very toxic crime.

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You know what we do to mansplainers,

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don't ya?

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Yeah.

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Go on.

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Tell me.

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Wouldn't that be-mansplaining itself?

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Oh my god,

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look how scared he is.

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I was just joking,

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you weirdo.

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HAHAHAHAHAHA That was very funny,

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Princess.

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I nearly choked on my hormones.

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Oh,

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it was just a joke.

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Then why didn't you effing laugh?

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You didn't laugh at a woman's joke!

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Sees him,

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I'm going for a run.

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For not laughing at a woman's very funny joke,

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the defendant is charged with misogyny in the first degree.

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He is a white,

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straight,

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cisgendered male.

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I rest my case,

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your honor.

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Well,

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I've heard enough.

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I presume he's super guilty.

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Please,

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I'm not a misogynist.

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Let me prove it to you.

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Objection,

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Your Honor.

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The defendant is trying to defend themselves.

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This is not the time or place for facts and evidence,

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peace.

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This is a feelings-based court.

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And I feel like you're guilty.

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Not so fast!

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Better be good!

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I'm gay and retarded,

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you ar-I'll allow it.

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Now may I please have a moment to confer with my client please?

287
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Dude,

288
00:10:03,800 --> 00:10:04,500
what the hell are you doing?

289
00:10:04,700 --> 00:10:04,940
Hey,

290
00:10:05,060 --> 00:10:06,520
I thought you were gay and retarded.

291
00:10:07,580 --> 00:10:08,880
I'm not actually gay and retarded.

292
00:10:08,940 --> 00:10:09,640
I'm just pretending.

293
00:10:10,000 --> 00:10:10,360
What?

294
00:10:10,540 --> 00:10:11,340
Why would you do that?

295
00:10:11,580 --> 00:10:13,140
Because I'm a white guy just like you.

296
00:10:13,260 --> 00:10:14,060
These people are nuts.

297
00:10:14,080 --> 00:10:14,620
They hate us.

298
00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:17,920
But you can't be an offender if you're also a victim.

299
00:10:19,150 --> 00:10:20,130
I can't do that.

300
00:10:20,290 --> 00:10:21,510
I can't just pretend.

301
00:10:21,710 --> 00:10:22,490
Of course you can.

302
00:10:23,130 --> 00:10:23,830
Everybody's doing it.

303
00:10:23,970 --> 00:10:24,270
Well,

304
00:10:24,350 --> 00:10:26,430
anyone that wasn't lucky enough to actually be born with a

305
00:10:26,430 --> 00:10:27,590
debilitating disease or disability.

306
00:10:28,030 --> 00:10:28,370
Like,

307
00:10:28,370 --> 00:10:29,270
look at Michelle over there.

308
00:10:31,240 --> 00:10:32,160
You're not going to believe this.

309
00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:33,660
She's actually a dude.

310
00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:36,970
I can't just lie and say that I'm oppressed.

311
00:10:37,150 --> 00:10:37,730
What if they check?

312
00:10:37,950 --> 00:10:38,310
What,

313
00:10:38,310 --> 00:10:39,150
and challenge your existence?

314
00:10:39,530 --> 00:10:40,190
Come on,

315
00:10:40,190 --> 00:10:40,370
Pete!

316
00:10:40,750 --> 00:10:41,750
Hurry up!

317
00:10:42,750 --> 00:10:43,810
One moment,

318
00:10:43,850 --> 00:10:44,250
please,

319
00:10:44,310 --> 00:10:44,830
Your Honor!

320
00:10:46,110 --> 00:10:46,890
See how easy it is?

321
00:10:47,440 --> 00:10:48,240
So everyone's pretending?

322
00:10:48,500 --> 00:10:50,540
I could have sworn that judge was actually retarded.

323
00:10:50,680 --> 00:10:51,080
Oh no,

324
00:10:51,160 --> 00:10:52,140
he's very retarded.

325
00:10:52,220 --> 00:10:52,880
Lucky bastard.

326
00:10:53,140 --> 00:10:53,940
But for the rest of us,

327
00:10:53,980 --> 00:10:54,640
we're all just pretending.

328
00:10:54,880 --> 00:10:56,800
It's how this stupid progressive world works,

329
00:10:56,880 --> 00:10:57,000
Pete.

330
00:10:57,450 --> 00:10:58,470
So what are you going to pretend to be?

331
00:10:58,810 --> 00:10:59,250
Depressed?

332
00:10:59,590 --> 00:11:00,030
Autistic?

333
00:11:00,490 --> 00:11:00,930
Furry,

334
00:11:00,930 --> 00:11:01,150
maybe?

335
00:11:01,470 --> 00:11:02,210
All right,

336
00:11:02,330 --> 00:11:03,150
I'm bored.

337
00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:05,170
Can I just bang the hammer and say guilty,

338
00:11:05,350 --> 00:11:05,630
please?

339
00:11:05,990 --> 00:11:09,810
I believe my client has a point of personal privilege,

340
00:11:09,990 --> 00:11:10,390
Your Honor.

341
00:11:12,080 --> 00:11:12,720
Will you please?

342
00:11:13,950 --> 00:11:14,290
Go on,

343
00:11:14,290 --> 00:11:14,410
Pete.

344
00:11:14,670 --> 00:11:15,230
Save yourself.

345
00:11:16,040 --> 00:11:16,800
Act like a victim.

346
00:11:19,960 --> 00:11:20,320
Nine.

347
00:11:21,100 --> 00:11:21,780
I'm not gonna pretend.

348
00:11:22,910 --> 00:11:23,370
I'm guilty,

349
00:11:23,610 --> 00:11:23,890
guilty,

350
00:11:24,010 --> 00:11:24,210
guilty,

351
00:11:24,370 --> 00:11:24,550
guilty.

352
00:11:24,890 --> 00:11:26,970
I sentence the defendant to death.

353
00:11:27,820 --> 00:11:28,280
She's dead.

354
00:11:32,070 --> 00:11:33,130
Hold on to your COVID masks,

355
00:11:33,250 --> 00:11:33,530
everybody.

356
00:11:33,670 --> 00:11:35,150
It's time to kill Pete.

357
00:11:35,510 --> 00:11:36,730
Live on the ABC.

358
00:11:37,110 --> 00:11:38,730
Brought to you by Budweiser,

359
00:11:38,770 --> 00:11:40,910
the official gender fluid of social justice.

360
00:11:41,230 --> 00:11:42,750
Law yourself a new pronoun today.

361
00:11:45,760 --> 00:11:46,300
I'm your host,

362
00:11:46,420 --> 00:11:47,340
Sally Beavisnatch,

363
00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:49,860
and I'm having a panic attack right this very minute.

364
00:11:51,500 --> 00:11:51,940
I'm sorry.

365
00:11:52,580 --> 00:11:52,880
Help!

366
00:11:53,590 --> 00:11:53,830
Thanks,

367
00:11:53,830 --> 00:11:54,030
Sally.

368
00:11:54,170 --> 00:11:57,230
I'm down here and I also suffer from mild anxiety and I'm highly

369
00:11:57,230 --> 00:11:58,510
sensitive to loud noises.

370
00:12:00,050 --> 00:12:00,390
My guy!

371
00:12:01,440 --> 00:12:03,760
An incredibly diverse crowd has gathered here today for what is

372
00:12:03,760 --> 00:12:06,380
going to be one of our most satisfying executions ever.

373
00:12:06,580 --> 00:12:08,900
Even the kids are getting into a murderous frenzy.

374
00:12:09,020 --> 00:12:09,520
And of course,

375
00:12:09,520 --> 00:12:12,420
keeping the crowd entertained in the meantime are our super sexy and

376
00:12:12,420 --> 00:12:13,400
healthy cheerleaders.

377
00:12:14,480 --> 00:12:14,940
Okay.

378
00:12:16,930 --> 00:12:18,270
And good to see everyone sitting back,

379
00:12:18,290 --> 00:12:18,730
relaxing,

380
00:12:18,850 --> 00:12:20,290
chucking down a few booster shots.

381
00:12:21,030 --> 00:12:21,670
Vaccines here.

382
00:12:21,970 --> 00:12:22,310
Yeah,

383
00:12:22,310 --> 00:12:22,590
vaccine.

384
00:12:23,150 --> 00:12:23,790
Vaccine here.

385
00:12:24,070 --> 00:12:24,450
Oh,

386
00:12:24,450 --> 00:12:25,990
let's take a look in the royal box now.

387
00:12:26,130 --> 00:12:26,390
Oh,

388
00:12:26,390 --> 00:12:26,670
hello.

389
00:12:26,930 --> 00:12:27,610
Our progressive leader,

390
00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:28,830
Prime Minister Albo.

391
00:12:29,050 --> 00:12:30,210
And there's his daughter,

392
00:12:30,310 --> 00:12:31,070
Princess Stacey,

393
00:12:31,170 --> 00:12:32,350
looking stunning and brave.

394
00:12:32,670 --> 00:12:36,150
She really is one of the most beautiful biological females in Nam.

395
00:12:36,940 --> 00:12:37,400
And of course,

396
00:12:37,400 --> 00:12:39,300
the original custodians of time and space,

397
00:12:39,660 --> 00:12:41,120
the Aboriginals are in the house.

398
00:12:41,340 --> 00:12:41,860
And now,

399
00:12:41,880 --> 00:12:43,980
before we bring out this white piece of shit and kill him,

400
00:12:44,040 --> 00:12:47,760
if I may just take a brief 20-25 minutes to quickly acknowledge the

401
00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:48,880
traditional owners of the land.

402
00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:50,720
Billions and billions of years ago,

403
00:12:50,780 --> 00:13:05,270
the most—Bye.

404
00:13:11,210 --> 00:13:11,870
Always was,

405
00:13:12,030 --> 00:13:13,130
always will be.

406
00:13:13,680 --> 00:13:14,900
All righty,

407
00:13:14,900 --> 00:13:15,080
folks,

408
00:13:15,260 --> 00:13:15,960
what do you reckon?

409
00:13:16,140 --> 00:13:18,240
Should we kill this white Nazi scum,

410
00:13:18,240 --> 00:13:19,960
fascist pig in the name of the rainbow?

411
00:13:26,100 --> 00:13:27,180
Any final words?

412
00:13:30,470 --> 00:13:31,810
All my life I've tried to be progressive.

413
00:13:32,900 --> 00:13:35,240
I've grown up believing that I'm too privileged to be treated equally.

414
00:13:36,100 --> 00:13:39,260
And that I deserve to be enslaved and beaten up and shat on every day.

415
00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:42,180
But as I look out onto this crowd of all you loving and

416
00:13:42,180 --> 00:13:43,120
compassionate people,

417
00:13:43,970 --> 00:13:45,470
violently cheering for my death,

418
00:13:46,110 --> 00:13:49,090
I'm starting to think that maybe this isn't a progressive paradise after all.

419
00:13:50,580 --> 00:13:51,180
But what would I know?

420
00:13:51,220 --> 00:13:52,220
I'm just a dumb white guy.

421
00:13:52,280 --> 00:13:53,240
My opinion doesn't matter.

422
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:53,960
Kill me!

423
00:13:56,320 --> 00:13:57,000
Uh!

424
00:14:10,020 --> 00:14:10,980
A rainbow flicker,

425
00:14:10,980 --> 00:14:12,340
just as we're about to kill Pete.

426
00:14:12,520 --> 00:14:13,900
Maybe it's a sign of some kind.

427
00:14:14,880 --> 00:14:15,200
Daddy,

428
00:14:15,280 --> 00:14:16,660
why'd the rainbow flicker?

429
00:14:17,110 --> 00:14:17,510
I don't know,

430
00:14:17,510 --> 00:14:17,690
honey,

431
00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:20,930
but I'm sure all the progressives here will act calmly and rationally.

432
00:14:25,430 --> 00:14:25,930
You're all gonna die!

433
00:14:27,340 --> 00:14:27,780
Thank you.

434
00:14:27,960 --> 00:14:28,440
Thank you.

435
00:14:28,330 --> 00:14:28,610
Thank you.

436
00:14:28,690 --> 00:14:29,070
And it's on.

437
00:14:29,260 --> 00:14:29,440
Thank you.

438
00:14:31,120 --> 00:14:33,930
OWWWWWWW Ah,

439
00:14:33,930 --> 00:14:34,170
shit.

440
00:14:34,570 --> 00:14:35,350
Widespread panic.

441
00:14:35,570 --> 00:14:36,090
Lance,

442
00:14:36,190 --> 00:14:37,850
prepare everyone for looting and riot,

443
00:14:37,910 --> 00:14:38,170
please.

444
00:14:38,450 --> 00:14:38,890
Yes,

445
00:14:38,890 --> 00:14:39,090
sir.

446
00:14:47,590 --> 00:14:47,890
Ah!

447
00:14:48,070 --> 00:14:48,090
Ah!

448
00:14:50,660 --> 00:14:50,840
Daddy,

449
00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:51,400
what's going on?

450
00:14:52,100 --> 00:14:52,460
Justice,

451
00:14:52,580 --> 00:14:53,640
the oldest foothold.

452
00:14:54,710 --> 00:14:55,050
Peace.

453
00:14:56,090 --> 00:14:56,710
Now I'ma get in.

454
00:14:57,590 --> 00:14:57,750
Oh,

455
00:14:57,750 --> 00:14:57,970
good.

456
00:14:58,090 --> 00:14:59,030
Uncle Murray's here.

457
00:14:59,290 --> 00:14:59,650
Oh,

458
00:14:59,710 --> 00:15:00,550
black and white one.

459
00:15:01,340 --> 00:15:02,480
Please tell us what to do.

460
00:15:02,580 --> 00:15:03,420
We don't have much time.

461
00:15:04,680 --> 00:15:05,120
Follow me!

462
00:15:05,900 --> 00:15:06,900
and bring the war boom.

463
00:15:09,050 --> 00:15:09,210
Woo!

464
00:15:09,810 --> 00:15:10,150
Hi-yah!

465
00:15:11,820 --> 00:15:12,020
Stop!

466
00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:13,080
Uncle Murray,

467
00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:14,220
what happened to the rainbow?

468
00:15:14,340 --> 00:15:14,980
What's going on?

469
00:15:15,550 --> 00:15:16,950
ROLLING GRAVE DANGER!

470
00:15:17,100 --> 00:15:19,160
Only the chosen one can save us now.

471
00:15:19,730 --> 00:15:19,910
Ugh.

472
00:15:20,640 --> 00:15:21,800
You speak of the prophecy.

473
00:15:22,520 --> 00:15:23,060
What's the prophecy?

474
00:15:23,550 --> 00:15:24,350
Shut up,

475
00:15:24,350 --> 00:15:24,550
boy,

476
00:15:24,550 --> 00:15:24,790
boy!

477
00:15:25,590 --> 00:15:25,730
Well,

478
00:15:25,870 --> 00:15:25,950
yeah.

479
00:15:26,550 --> 00:15:27,150
wears here.

480
00:15:28,420 --> 00:15:29,560
The end of the rhyme.

481
00:15:38,310 --> 00:15:38,790
Whoa.

482
00:15:39,150 --> 00:15:39,830
Move it,

483
00:15:39,830 --> 00:15:40,230
white boy.

484
00:15:41,820 --> 00:15:42,480
Use Harry App,

485
00:15:42,580 --> 00:15:43,660
it's literally the end of the world.

486
00:15:44,290 --> 00:15:45,330
They're gonna be here any minute!

487
00:15:45,690 --> 00:15:46,370
Who's nearly here?

488
00:15:46,870 --> 00:15:47,950
COLONOS!

489
00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:49,440
The colonizers.

490
00:15:49,580 --> 00:15:51,040
We defeated them in the culture war.

491
00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:51,900
Everyone knows that.

492
00:15:54,020 --> 00:15:55,360
It's time for some truth telling.

493
00:15:55,540 --> 00:15:57,560
The progressives didn't win the culture wars.

494
00:15:57,780 --> 00:15:58,360
We lost.

495
00:15:58,800 --> 00:15:59,300
Badly.

496
00:15:59,300 --> 00:15:59,700
Like,

497
00:15:59,760 --> 00:16:00,700
it wasn't even close.

498
00:16:01,870 --> 00:16:02,370
Thank you.

499
00:16:03,390 --> 00:16:04,870
Started cutting kids' dicks off.

500
00:16:05,450 --> 00:16:06,570
Glowing ourselves to rise.

501
00:16:07,410 --> 00:16:08,590
Throwing soup on paintings,

502
00:16:08,650 --> 00:16:09,930
setting Teslas on fire,

503
00:16:10,050 --> 00:16:12,410
flying private jets to climate change conferences,

504
00:16:12,590 --> 00:16:14,410
forcing people to use paper straws.

505
00:16:14,430 --> 00:16:14,970
It was ridiculous.

506
00:16:15,290 --> 00:16:16,530
It didn't make any sense.

507
00:16:16,770 --> 00:16:19,010
But I thought we were stronger and fought harder than them.

508
00:16:19,300 --> 00:16:19,500
Nah,

509
00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:20,060
nah,

510
00:16:20,060 --> 00:16:20,860
we're weak as piss.

511
00:16:21,040 --> 00:16:22,200
We talk to be gay,

512
00:16:22,260 --> 00:16:24,840
but we're really just a bunch of purple-haired pussies.

513
00:16:25,210 --> 00:16:26,530
But I thought we had the ultimate weapon.

514
00:16:26,960 --> 00:16:28,000
What happened to the victimhood?

515
00:16:28,430 --> 00:16:28,950
We lost it.

516
00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:31,060
The victimhood was so powerful,

517
00:16:31,140 --> 00:16:32,340
everyone wanted to have a turn.

518
00:16:33,380 --> 00:16:36,580
The progressives started fighting each other over who deserves it the most.

519
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:40,760
The victimhood was torn apart.

520
00:16:43,180 --> 00:16:43,460
In chaos!

521
00:16:44,850 --> 00:16:45,570
is lost forever.

522
00:16:49,470 --> 00:16:50,290
We lost our victimhood.

523
00:16:51,350 --> 00:16:53,050
Lost the culture— Daddy,

524
00:16:53,110 --> 00:16:53,950
I don't believe him.

525
00:16:54,220 --> 00:16:55,140
You have to believe him,

526
00:16:55,140 --> 00:16:55,260
honey.

527
00:16:55,540 --> 00:16:56,960
He's 116th Aboriginal.

528
00:16:57,860 --> 00:16:59,300
Now consider this your trigger warning!

529
00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:00,360
Cause what's in here?

530
00:17:00,870 --> 00:17:02,670
We'll really knock you off your milk crate.

531
00:17:05,690 --> 00:17:07,750
After we embarrassed ourselves in the culture war?

532
00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:10,380
We had no choice but to run away and hide.

533
00:17:11,020 --> 00:17:11,460
But then what?

534
00:17:11,599 --> 00:17:13,720
How's the whole world a progressive paradise then?

535
00:17:14,260 --> 00:17:14,800
That's the thing,

536
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:15,079
Princess.

537
00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:17,089
Design a progressive paradox.

538
00:17:17,790 --> 00:17:18,069
Peace!

539
00:17:19,010 --> 00:17:20,089
is a progressive bubble.

540
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:38,720
Thank you.

541
00:17:38,730 --> 00:17:38,870
Ugh!

542
00:17:39,320 --> 00:17:39,600
Come on,

543
00:17:39,600 --> 00:17:40,720
I gave you a trigger warden!

544
00:17:40,930 --> 00:17:41,570
We live in a bubble.

545
00:17:42,180 --> 00:17:42,760
What's out there?

546
00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:43,830
The real will.

547
00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:47,100
A dangerous and racist place that no progressive has ever survived.

548
00:17:47,490 --> 00:17:48,790
And this rainbow here is a shield.

549
00:17:49,310 --> 00:17:50,810
We call it the virtue signal.

550
00:17:51,420 --> 00:17:52,440
And it's protected us.

551
00:17:52,870 --> 00:17:53,350
Until now.

552
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,120
What happens if the rainbow goes out?

553
00:17:55,710 --> 00:17:56,670
That's a virtue signal.

554
00:17:57,310 --> 00:17:58,830
This is no longer a safe space.

555
00:17:59,620 --> 00:17:59,900
Oh,

556
00:17:59,940 --> 00:18:00,240
God!

557
00:18:01,190 --> 00:18:01,370
Ah,

558
00:18:01,390 --> 00:18:02,270
these would be good songs,

559
00:18:02,350 --> 00:18:02,830
ya dog!

560
00:18:03,350 --> 00:18:04,810
Forget that this is all a bit full on,

561
00:18:04,870 --> 00:18:05,570
but fuck me!

562
00:18:11,860 --> 00:18:12,120
Peace.

563
00:18:12,430 --> 00:18:13,270
It's the echo chamber.

564
00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:17,160
Closed ideological feedback loop that powers the virtual secret.

565
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,750
And its core is this.

566
00:18:20,030 --> 00:18:22,110
The last shred of the victimhood.

567
00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:24,520
Whoa.

568
00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:27,480
Up until now,

569
00:18:27,500 --> 00:18:30,000
the bubble's been empowered by a mere shred of the victimhood.

570
00:18:32,290 --> 00:18:34,670
We're gonna need more than that if we're gonna stop the colonisers

571
00:18:34,670 --> 00:18:36,530
and save our progressive bubble.

572
00:18:38,120 --> 00:18:39,720
And down here I've discovered the answers,

573
00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:41,360
left to me by my ancestors.

574
00:18:42,330 --> 00:18:43,670
Take a look at these Aboriginal paintings.

575
00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:46,960
Whoa!

576
00:18:46,960 --> 00:18:49,040
I'll give you $1 million for it.

577
00:18:49,120 --> 00:18:49,400
What?

578
00:18:49,480 --> 00:18:49,840
No!

579
00:18:50,160 --> 00:18:52,000
They're just a bunch of dots and squiggles.

580
00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:54,040
These are the Aboriginal paintings.

581
00:18:54,740 --> 00:18:55,080
Oh,

582
00:18:55,080 --> 00:18:56,180
I see.

583
00:18:56,440 --> 00:19:00,330
This is the prophecy of the only person that can save us,

584
00:19:00,390 --> 00:19:04,730
a chosen one who'll venture out into the real world and reclaim the

585
00:19:04,730 --> 00:19:08,010
victimhood from its ancient resting place and wield its awesome

586
00:19:08,010 --> 00:19:12,050
power and save the world from the oppressive colonizers to become the coolest,

587
00:19:12,270 --> 00:19:12,950
wokest,

588
00:19:13,050 --> 00:19:14,730
most compassionate person ever.

589
00:19:15,340 --> 00:19:16,800
And they'll even get their own show!

590
00:19:17,690 --> 00:19:18,210
On the ABC.

591
00:19:20,070 --> 00:19:21,990
So where would the Chosen One find the victimhood?

592
00:19:22,490 --> 00:19:23,370
Don't rush me!

593
00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:26,790
The Elders concealed its location here in this painting in a way

594
00:19:26,790 --> 00:19:29,190
that only a wise old Aboriginal man could decipher.

595
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:30,820
And I figured it out.

596
00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:32,180
Wow!

597
00:19:32,640 --> 00:19:33,300
How'd you do it?

598
00:19:33,570 --> 00:19:33,910
Simple.

599
00:19:34,410 --> 00:19:36,230
All I had to do was connect the dots.

600
00:19:37,770 --> 00:19:38,130
Behold!

601
00:19:38,550 --> 00:19:39,950
The victim won't give me food here!

602
00:19:41,650 --> 00:19:41,990
Woolery!

603
00:19:42,580 --> 00:19:42,880
Of course.

604
00:19:43,100 --> 00:19:45,380
The only place a white man can never set foot.

605
00:19:45,850 --> 00:19:46,670
That's so smart.

606
00:19:46,970 --> 00:19:47,130
Well,

607
00:19:47,170 --> 00:19:47,510
of course,

608
00:19:47,510 --> 00:19:48,610
the elders were super smart.

609
00:19:48,690 --> 00:19:51,470
They saw all this coming and they foretold that when the rainbow

610
00:19:51,470 --> 00:19:55,470
begins to fade and the white man will soon return to colonize our

611
00:19:55,470 --> 00:19:56,890
progressive paradise once again,

612
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:59,550
but a chosen one will come forth and save us.

613
00:19:59,670 --> 00:20:00,750
There can be only one.

614
00:20:01,750 --> 00:20:02,470
The ultimate minority.

615
00:20:03,490 --> 00:20:04,370
The one true victim!

616
00:20:05,020 --> 00:20:06,180
The Super Progressive!

617
00:20:06,510 --> 00:20:07,550
And he— He's here!

618
00:20:08,070 --> 00:20:08,670
Amongst us!

619
00:20:09,140 --> 00:20:10,140
Right this very minute!

620
00:20:12,570 --> 00:20:12,830
Alright.

621
00:20:14,340 --> 00:20:14,440
Well,

622
00:20:14,440 --> 00:20:15,640
I didn't ask to be the chosen one,

623
00:20:15,640 --> 00:20:16,840
but I'll do it!

624
00:20:17,510 --> 00:20:18,770
I'll accept the call to adventure!

625
00:20:23,450 --> 00:20:24,070
Oh my god,

626
00:20:24,150 --> 00:20:25,010
that's so cringe.

627
00:20:26,030 --> 00:20:27,670
The Chosen One can't be a white guy!

628
00:20:27,830 --> 00:20:29,770
You're not the main character!

629
00:20:30,910 --> 00:20:31,530
You're such a dumb,

630
00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:31,810
stupid,

631
00:20:31,810 --> 00:20:32,210
idiot.

632
00:20:32,730 --> 00:20:35,010
Everyone knows Uncle Murray's the chosen one.

633
00:20:35,170 --> 00:20:36,750
It's been obvious since the carriage.

634
00:20:37,110 --> 00:20:37,490
Oh,

635
00:20:37,670 --> 00:20:37,890
yeah,

636
00:20:37,990 --> 00:20:38,170
yeah,

637
00:20:38,170 --> 00:20:38,330
yeah.

638
00:20:38,350 --> 00:20:38,510
No,

639
00:20:38,550 --> 00:20:39,350
of course it's not me.

640
00:20:40,000 --> 00:20:40,540
That's stupid.

641
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:41,780
I'm so confused.

642
00:20:42,040 --> 00:20:43,220
What am I even doing here?

643
00:20:43,870 --> 00:20:43,990
Well,

644
00:20:44,050 --> 00:20:45,230
they need someone to carry me bags!

645
00:20:46,970 --> 00:20:47,370
Oh great!

646
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:50,200
That's everything I need to single-handedly save the bubble.

647
00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:51,260
Come on,

648
00:20:51,260 --> 00:20:51,640
white boy!

649
00:20:52,310 --> 00:20:54,170
It's time for us to step into the real world.

650
00:20:55,190 --> 00:20:56,670
You know we built this bridge long ago.

651
00:20:57,570 --> 00:20:58,230
But up until now,

652
00:20:58,310 --> 00:20:59,650
no one's ever gotten over it.

653
00:21:01,050 --> 00:21:01,350
Good luck,

654
00:21:01,370 --> 00:21:01,590
Murray!

655
00:21:03,260 --> 00:21:05,100
I think this mission's missing one thing.

656
00:21:05,600 --> 00:21:06,680
Female representation.

657
00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:07,700
Stacy,

658
00:21:07,780 --> 00:21:07,960
no,

659
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:08,740
please don't go.

660
00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:10,680
The real world's a dangerous place.

661
00:21:10,740 --> 00:21:12,080
They don't respect women out there.

662
00:21:12,660 --> 00:21:14,760
You could get murdered or raped or worse.

663
00:21:15,610 --> 00:21:16,850
Not paid as much as men.

664
00:21:17,920 --> 00:21:18,640
Don't worry about me,

665
00:21:18,700 --> 00:21:18,880
daddy.

666
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:19,960
Thank you.

667
00:21:20,180 --> 00:21:21,520
I'd worry about the real world.

668
00:21:22,290 --> 00:21:24,010
They've never seen a woman like me before.

669
00:21:25,080 --> 00:21:25,180
Huh!

670
00:21:26,360 --> 00:21:26,820
Les,

671
00:21:27,000 --> 00:21:29,860
you're my best social justice warrior and my weakest man.

672
00:21:30,020 --> 00:21:31,620
I need you to look after my princess,

673
00:21:31,720 --> 00:21:31,980
Daisy.

674
00:21:32,300 --> 00:21:32,400
Oh,

675
00:21:32,500 --> 00:21:32,840
but sir,

676
00:21:32,980 --> 00:21:35,420
I wouldn't dare undermine her female agency.

677
00:21:35,740 --> 00:21:36,940
There's nothing to do with her!

678
00:21:37,430 --> 00:21:39,010
He's a convicted misogynist!

679
00:21:40,220 --> 00:21:41,880
I don't trust this pervert.

680
00:21:41,980 --> 00:21:44,980
I want you to make sure he keeps his eyes and hands off my sexy daughter.

681
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:45,420
Oh,

682
00:21:45,420 --> 00:21:45,540
but,

683
00:21:45,560 --> 00:21:45,740
sir,

684
00:21:45,820 --> 00:21:47,420
that sounds like patriarchal overreach.

685
00:21:47,640 --> 00:21:47,780
Hey,

686
00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:49,260
I'm the Prime Minister,

687
00:21:49,380 --> 00:21:50,580
and that's an order.

688
00:21:50,760 --> 00:21:51,120
Now,

689
00:21:51,160 --> 00:21:51,820
give me your jacket.

690
00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:53,140
It'll blow your cover.

691
00:21:53,260 --> 00:21:54,540
The second they see you in that,

692
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:56,960
they'll know you're a lefty progressive from Narm.

693
00:21:59,050 --> 00:21:59,470
How's this?

694
00:22:01,270 --> 00:22:01,590
Perfect.

695
00:22:02,370 --> 00:22:04,530
And I want this misogynist brought back alive.

696
00:22:05,260 --> 00:22:05,480
Oh,

697
00:22:05,480 --> 00:22:05,900
thanks,

698
00:22:05,960 --> 00:22:06,160
Johannes.

699
00:22:06,860 --> 00:22:08,380
So he can kill you when you get back.

700
00:22:09,220 --> 00:22:09,380
Oh,

701
00:22:09,380 --> 00:22:09,580
okay.

702
00:22:09,910 --> 00:22:10,350
Go on,

703
00:22:10,410 --> 00:22:11,190
git git git git git git!

704
00:22:11,750 --> 00:22:12,230
Hurry up!

705
00:22:12,230 --> 00:22:13,130
I need those bags!

706
00:22:13,980 --> 00:22:14,160
Ugh.

707
00:22:15,230 --> 00:22:15,410
Whoa.

708
00:22:15,890 --> 00:22:16,830
Sure is a lot of weight.

709
00:22:17,030 --> 00:22:17,350
Well,

710
00:22:17,370 --> 00:22:17,990
you think that's heavy?

711
00:22:18,190 --> 00:22:20,390
Think of all the emotional baggage I've had to carry.

712
00:22:20,490 --> 00:22:21,550
I think you'll be all right,

713
00:22:21,550 --> 00:22:21,710
mate.

714
00:22:21,870 --> 00:22:22,150
Yeah,

715
00:22:22,190 --> 00:22:22,430
sure.

716
00:22:22,610 --> 00:22:22,830
Yeah,

717
00:22:22,890 --> 00:22:22,930
yeah,

718
00:22:22,930 --> 00:22:23,410
of course.

719
00:22:23,530 --> 00:22:23,990
I'll be fine.

720
00:22:33,250 --> 00:22:33,450
Yeah!

721
00:22:34,420 --> 00:22:34,600
Ugh!

722
00:22:35,140 --> 00:22:35,360
Thanks,

723
00:22:35,360 --> 00:22:35,520
Lance!

724
00:22:35,740 --> 00:22:36,040
No,

725
00:22:36,120 --> 00:22:36,520
not you!

726
00:22:36,930 --> 00:22:37,650
Pass me the bags,

727
00:22:37,750 --> 00:22:38,050
you idiot!

728
00:22:41,130 --> 00:22:41,370
No!

729
00:22:41,370 --> 00:22:41,930
My hormones!

730
00:22:46,180 --> 00:22:46,460
QUICK!

731
00:22:46,790 --> 00:22:47,650
Pass us the bags!

732
00:22:53,740 --> 00:22:55,440
The one page— THAT WAS EVERYTHING!

733
00:22:56,910 --> 00:22:57,030
Eh!

734
00:22:57,620 --> 00:22:57,720
Ah!

735
00:22:58,600 --> 00:22:58,720
Thank you.

736
00:22:59,220 --> 00:22:59,380
Thank you.

737
00:22:59,880 --> 00:23:00,140
Thank you.

738
00:23:00,560 --> 00:23:00,960
You idiot,

739
00:23:01,080 --> 00:23:01,280
Pete!

740
00:23:01,860 --> 00:23:03,720
Now we're all gonna die out here because of you!

741
00:23:04,130 --> 00:23:04,630
You fool!

742
00:23:04,870 --> 00:23:08,290
How am I supposed to suppress all my toxic masculinity without my hormones?

743
00:23:09,150 --> 00:23:09,770
Oh my god.

744
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:11,380
I broke a nail.

745
00:23:13,800 --> 00:23:15,060
I'm gonna bloody kill you!

746
00:23:15,510 --> 00:23:15,730
Huh?

747
00:23:15,790 --> 00:23:16,770
Is that my fault?

748
00:23:16,910 --> 00:23:17,050
Oh,

749
00:23:17,190 --> 00:23:17,770
good one,

750
00:23:17,830 --> 00:23:18,070
Pete,

751
00:23:18,270 --> 00:23:19,330
you stupid idiot!

752
00:23:19,890 --> 00:23:21,350
Way to ruin the whole mission!

753
00:23:22,170 --> 00:23:23,010
Welcome to the real world,

754
00:23:23,010 --> 00:23:23,270
everybody!

755
00:23:24,160 --> 00:23:25,520
This is not a fair place out here.

756
00:23:25,660 --> 00:23:27,700
Bad things happen to people like us.

757
00:23:28,030 --> 00:23:28,210
Ah,

758
00:23:28,230 --> 00:23:29,150
so it's not my fault.

759
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:31,760
Go fu— Everything's your fault,

760
00:23:31,820 --> 00:23:32,120
always.

761
00:23:32,770 --> 00:23:32,890
Yeah,

762
00:23:32,890 --> 00:23:33,190
that's it,

763
00:23:33,270 --> 00:23:33,410
Murray.

764
00:23:33,550 --> 00:23:34,210
Give it to him.

765
00:23:34,850 --> 00:23:36,490
Now even though Pete's lost all the maps,

766
00:23:36,610 --> 00:23:36,850
food,

767
00:23:36,990 --> 00:23:38,610
and shelter critical for our survival,

768
00:23:39,390 --> 00:23:40,810
Luckily— I'm an Aboriginal.

769
00:23:41,920 --> 00:23:42,220
This.

770
00:23:42,910 --> 00:23:43,510
He's my lady.

771
00:23:44,730 --> 00:23:48,310
And I can use my special Aboriginal powers to track my way to Uluru

772
00:23:48,310 --> 00:23:50,010
and find the victimhood.

773
00:23:50,130 --> 00:23:53,390
Because my connection to country is not only deep and sacred,

774
00:23:53,830 --> 00:23:55,270
it's completely unquestionable!

775
00:23:55,840 --> 00:23:56,100
All right!

776
00:23:56,550 --> 00:23:57,230
Now follow me.

777
00:23:57,350 --> 00:23:59,890
It's time for us to leave the safety of our bubble.

778
00:24:00,480 --> 00:24:01,580
We're going to walk about.

779
00:24:31,850 --> 00:24:33,510
And— That was fast!

780
00:24:34,850 --> 00:24:35,790
Did you get the victimhood,

781
00:24:35,810 --> 00:24:36,010
Murray?

782
00:24:36,930 --> 00:24:37,170
Actually,

783
00:24:37,210 --> 00:24:37,350
oh,

784
00:24:37,530 --> 00:24:39,110
the elders are telling me it's this way.

785
00:24:39,530 --> 00:24:39,970
Follow me!

786
00:24:40,830 --> 00:24:41,190
Come on!

787
00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:51,020
Sir?

788
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:52,300
Take a look at this.

789
00:24:53,060 --> 00:24:53,460
Oh no.

790
00:24:54,020 --> 00:24:54,780
This can't be good.

791
00:24:54,980 --> 00:24:56,140
We have to tell the Prime Minister.

792
00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:56,680
Now!

793
00:25:06,970 --> 00:25:07,450
Prime Minister.

794
00:25:08,690 --> 00:25:09,930
There's been an ideological spill.

795
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:12,100
Go on.

796
00:25:13,560 --> 00:25:14,220
For progressives.

797
00:25:14,780 --> 00:25:15,640
They've left the bubble.

798
00:25:16,400 --> 00:25:16,700
Mmm,

799
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:17,780
elbow.

800
00:25:18,830 --> 00:25:19,930
They seem to be headed north.

801
00:25:20,420 --> 00:25:21,280
Into the outback.

802
00:25:22,260 --> 00:25:24,860
Let's go pay them a little visit,

803
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:25,920
shall we?

804
00:25:30,390 --> 00:25:31,490
We've been walking all day.

805
00:25:32,630 --> 00:25:33,430
Vegan leather shoes.

806
00:25:34,100 --> 00:25:34,940
My fate of killing me!

807
00:25:35,550 --> 00:25:35,690
Huh.

808
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:36,760
Your feet hurt.

809
00:25:36,940 --> 00:25:38,600
Try walking in heels all day.

810
00:25:39,000 --> 00:25:39,140
Oh,

811
00:25:39,140 --> 00:25:39,880
you think that's painful?

812
00:25:40,020 --> 00:25:42,860
Imagine walking in the footsteps of your ancestors on the very

813
00:25:42,860 --> 00:25:44,760
sacred land that was stolen from them.

814
00:25:44,840 --> 00:25:45,540
Each step,

815
00:25:45,640 --> 00:25:46,520
a cruel reminder.

816
00:25:47,380 --> 00:25:47,560
Oh,

817
00:25:47,560 --> 00:25:47,780
Andy,

818
00:25:47,840 --> 00:25:50,990
don't s— Does anyone want my shoes?

819
00:25:51,290 --> 00:25:52,250
They've got a pretty good sole.

820
00:25:52,610 --> 00:25:52,950
Oh,

821
00:25:52,950 --> 00:25:53,130
no,

822
00:25:53,210 --> 00:25:53,850
they do not!

823
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:54,440
Yeah,

824
00:25:54,480 --> 00:25:54,660
ew,

825
00:25:54,860 --> 00:25:56,120
I think I'd rather the blisters.

826
00:25:56,530 --> 00:25:58,910
What makes you think anyone would want to walk a mile in your shoes?

827
00:25:59,380 --> 00:25:59,580
Oh,

828
00:25:59,580 --> 00:25:59,720
yeah,

829
00:25:59,840 --> 00:26:00,600
sorry everyone.

830
00:26:01,240 --> 00:26:01,420
Ah!

831
00:26:01,930 --> 00:26:02,790
I can't keep going.

832
00:26:02,870 --> 00:26:03,570
I'm starving,

833
00:26:03,730 --> 00:26:04,090
Uncle Murray.

834
00:26:04,130 --> 00:26:05,090
How long until we get to Uluru?

835
00:26:08,710 --> 00:26:09,165
About 2,

836
00:26:09,165 --> 00:26:09,810
000 kilometres.

837
00:26:10,190 --> 00:26:10,550
What?

838
00:26:10,670 --> 00:26:11,030
No,

839
00:26:11,110 --> 00:26:12,530
we can't survive without food till then.

840
00:26:12,630 --> 00:26:13,390
What are we going to do?

841
00:26:13,710 --> 00:26:14,770
We'll hunt our own food.

842
00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:15,350
How?

843
00:26:15,590 --> 00:26:16,470
We've got nothing.

844
00:26:16,770 --> 00:26:17,950
None of us know how to hunt.

845
00:26:18,620 --> 00:26:18,980
We're screwed!

846
00:26:22,790 --> 00:26:22,930
Huh?

847
00:26:25,860 --> 00:26:28,500
Don't ever question my ability to live off the land!

848
00:26:29,200 --> 00:26:29,600
I'm sorry,

849
00:26:29,660 --> 00:26:30,100
Uncle Mario.

850
00:26:30,570 --> 00:26:32,830
Must be all this testosterone coursing through my veins.

851
00:26:33,010 --> 00:26:34,730
It's making me angry and hungry.

852
00:26:35,630 --> 00:26:35,970
He's hungry.

853
00:26:36,130 --> 00:26:37,430
He's becoming a typical male.

854
00:26:37,530 --> 00:26:39,730
He needs to eat before he turns into a real monster.

855
00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:40,100
Well,

856
00:26:40,120 --> 00:26:40,840
I guess once again,

857
00:26:40,960 --> 00:26:43,200
a black fella's gonna have to labor for the warts.

858
00:26:47,560 --> 00:26:48,020
STAND BACK!

859
00:26:58,220 --> 00:26:58,380
Oh,

860
00:26:58,460 --> 00:26:59,340
the wind got it.

861
00:26:59,400 --> 00:26:59,520
Oh,

862
00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:00,820
that was the wind.

863
00:27:00,860 --> 00:27:02,020
Did you see that gust of wind?

864
00:27:02,540 --> 00:27:03,200
That was awesome,

865
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:03,400
Murray.

866
00:27:03,500 --> 00:27:03,980
I'll go get it.

867
00:27:04,210 --> 00:27:05,550
I thought boomerangs came back by themselves.

868
00:27:05,870 --> 00:27:06,490
What would you know?

869
00:27:06,570 --> 00:27:07,130
Shut your mouth.

870
00:27:07,270 --> 00:27:08,570
Not all boomerangs come back.

871
00:27:08,610 --> 00:27:09,410
It's a throwing stick,

872
00:27:09,570 --> 00:27:10,470
not a bloody toy.

873
00:27:11,440 --> 00:27:12,080
I found it!

874
00:27:12,100 --> 00:27:12,440
Oi!

875
00:27:12,560 --> 00:27:13,340
Put that down!

876
00:27:13,540 --> 00:27:14,980
That's cultural appropriation!

877
00:27:15,400 --> 00:27:15,580
Bye.

878
00:27:16,030 --> 00:27:16,430
OOH!

879
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:16,920
AH!

880
00:27:17,930 --> 00:27:18,230
RUN!

881
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:19,200
Ah!

882
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:32,480
Mmm.

883
00:27:33,150 --> 00:27:33,410
Mmm.

884
00:27:36,690 --> 00:27:37,010
Mmm,

885
00:27:37,010 --> 00:27:37,330
protein!

886
00:27:38,010 --> 00:27:38,130
Mm!

887
00:27:38,940 --> 00:27:39,200
Ugh!

888
00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:41,380
How good's the meat cooked over an open flame?

889
00:27:41,900 --> 00:27:42,940
I thought you were vegan.

890
00:27:43,360 --> 00:27:45,140
Grrrrrrrrrrrrr Nah,

891
00:27:45,220 --> 00:27:46,860
no point being vegan in the real world.

892
00:27:47,300 --> 00:27:47,660
Oh,

893
00:27:47,660 --> 00:27:48,280
I'm stuffed.

894
00:27:49,250 --> 00:27:50,050
Good work Pete,

895
00:27:50,170 --> 00:27:50,490
for once.

896
00:27:50,790 --> 00:27:50,990
Yeah,

897
00:27:51,030 --> 00:27:52,570
not too bad for a dumb white male.

898
00:27:52,790 --> 00:27:53,190
Yeah,

899
00:27:53,270 --> 00:27:53,750
thanks a lot,

900
00:27:53,810 --> 00:27:53,910
Pete.

901
00:27:54,210 --> 00:27:57,690
It was really great to watch you steal my boomerang and my culture.

902
00:27:58,250 --> 00:28:01,250
Thousands of years of spiritual engineering just to watch you wave

903
00:28:01,250 --> 00:28:02,750
it around willy-nilly like a toy.

904
00:28:03,390 --> 00:28:04,190
I really am sorry,

905
00:28:04,290 --> 00:28:04,410
Murray,

906
00:28:04,510 --> 00:28:06,550
but at least I started the fire all by myself.

907
00:28:07,330 --> 00:28:07,510
Yeah,

908
00:28:07,530 --> 00:28:11,070
I guess all that practice setting us black fella's beds on fire really paid off,

909
00:28:11,170 --> 00:28:11,450
didn't it?

910
00:28:12,150 --> 00:28:12,470
I guess so.

911
00:28:13,280 --> 00:28:13,480
You know,

912
00:28:13,500 --> 00:28:15,330
I wish— Oh man,

913
00:28:15,390 --> 00:28:17,110
it's so weird not seeing a rainbow in the sky,

914
00:28:17,210 --> 00:28:17,330
eh?

915
00:28:18,350 --> 00:28:19,230
I really thought it was real.

916
00:28:20,290 --> 00:28:21,050
Rainbows are real.

917
00:28:21,190 --> 00:28:24,630
And don't you think that they're just some sort of multicolored arc of life?

918
00:28:25,150 --> 00:28:25,510
So then,

919
00:28:25,610 --> 00:28:26,370
what are they?

920
00:28:27,070 --> 00:28:27,530
Gather round!

921
00:28:28,350 --> 00:28:29,850
Let Uncle Mari tell you a little story.

922
00:28:30,850 --> 00:28:31,490
In the dream time!

923
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:33,700
Long before people walked the land,

924
00:28:33,860 --> 00:28:36,120
a great creature slept beneath the earth.

925
00:28:36,670 --> 00:28:38,890
Shii— It was the rainbow soup.

926
00:28:39,340 --> 00:28:39,720
Wow,

927
00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:40,960
the rainbow serpent.

928
00:28:41,100 --> 00:28:43,180
Sounds like a really cool gay snake.

929
00:28:43,830 --> 00:28:44,590
It's not a gay snake!

930
00:28:44,910 --> 00:28:46,950
It's my people's most sacred creature to be!

931
00:28:47,660 --> 00:28:47,900
Why?

932
00:28:48,350 --> 00:28:49,550
Why is that music still playing?

933
00:28:50,210 --> 00:28:50,350
Huh?

934
00:28:50,980 --> 00:28:51,420
My people!

935
00:28:52,470 --> 00:28:52,770
UGH!

936
00:28:53,530 --> 00:28:54,050
Murray White!

937
00:28:57,830 --> 00:28:58,230
My brothers!

938
00:29:04,160 --> 00:29:04,640
Bloody hell,

939
00:29:04,660 --> 00:29:04,960
Barry,

940
00:29:05,080 --> 00:29:06,140
the jetty's gone out again.

941
00:29:06,560 --> 00:29:06,700
Oh,

942
00:29:06,720 --> 00:29:07,140
no worries.

943
00:29:07,180 --> 00:29:07,700
Key the eye,

944
00:29:07,760 --> 00:29:08,080
got it?

945
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:09,720
Let's go,

946
00:29:09,760 --> 00:29:10,000
mate.

947
00:29:10,140 --> 00:29:10,340
Oh,

948
00:29:10,340 --> 00:29:10,500
yeah,

949
00:29:10,580 --> 00:29:11,380
she's humming now.

950
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:12,600
Uncle Mari,

951
00:29:12,660 --> 00:29:13,040
what's wrong?

952
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:14,440
Get out!

953
00:29:17,730 --> 00:29:18,190
Bloody hell,

954
00:29:18,210 --> 00:29:18,410
Barry,

955
00:29:18,490 --> 00:29:19,830
this generator's cocked completely.

956
00:29:20,530 --> 00:29:20,770
Oh,

957
00:29:20,770 --> 00:29:21,210
I'm sorry,

958
00:29:21,290 --> 00:29:21,670
Keithy.

959
00:29:21,670 --> 00:29:22,970
It was working before I left.

960
00:29:23,480 --> 00:29:24,820
These are my Aboriginal brothers.

961
00:29:25,460 --> 00:29:26,140
They're bush pigs.

962
00:29:26,520 --> 00:29:27,040
Bush pigs!

963
00:29:27,670 --> 00:29:30,570
Boguts—bigots— the most dangerous animals out there.

964
00:29:31,130 --> 00:29:31,770
How can you tell?

965
00:29:32,280 --> 00:29:32,520
Look!

966
00:29:32,970 --> 00:29:34,810
That is the world's most racist flag.

967
00:29:35,450 --> 00:29:36,710
And our enemy's right under it.

968
00:29:36,920 --> 00:29:38,340
That's a 79 Land Cruiser.

969
00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:39,840
I reckon I can hotwire it.

970
00:29:40,370 --> 00:29:40,690
Princess,

971
00:29:40,850 --> 00:29:42,030
you know how to hotwire a car?

972
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:43,340
Don't doubt me,

973
00:29:43,420 --> 00:29:43,940
I'm a woman.

974
00:29:44,340 --> 00:29:45,160
I'll figure it out.

975
00:29:45,490 --> 00:29:46,110
Stop bickering,

976
00:29:46,130 --> 00:29:46,470
you two.

977
00:29:46,570 --> 00:29:47,970
Just shut up and steal the car.

978
00:29:48,210 --> 00:29:48,830
I don't know.

979
00:29:48,850 --> 00:29:49,890
It feels wrong to steal.

980
00:29:50,650 --> 00:29:52,570
Stealing from white people is completely justified.

981
00:29:52,870 --> 00:29:53,250
All right,

982
00:29:53,250 --> 00:29:53,470
Princess,

983
00:29:53,590 --> 00:29:54,250
go get the car.

984
00:29:54,750 --> 00:29:55,550
We'll wait here for you,

985
00:29:55,550 --> 00:29:55,810
single.

986
00:29:57,050 --> 00:29:57,470
Gotta help her.

987
00:29:57,650 --> 00:29:57,910
Stacey,

988
00:29:57,950 --> 00:29:58,090
wait!

989
00:29:58,750 --> 00:29:59,350
So what do we do,

990
00:29:59,410 --> 00:29:59,770
Uncle Murray?

991
00:30:00,370 --> 00:30:01,610
Do you white people ever shut up?

992
00:30:02,160 --> 00:30:02,700
You're gonna blow air,

993
00:30:02,720 --> 00:30:02,980
come on!

994
00:30:05,230 --> 00:30:05,530
Well,

995
00:30:05,530 --> 00:30:05,790
well,

996
00:30:05,790 --> 00:30:06,110
well.

997
00:30:06,350 --> 00:30:07,570
Look what we have here.

998
00:30:08,370 --> 00:30:09,010
Good one,

999
00:30:09,070 --> 00:30:09,330
Pete!

1000
00:30:12,400 --> 00:30:14,680
Take a look what I found rustling in the bushes.

1001
00:30:15,180 --> 00:30:16,360
Bring them a bit closer,

1002
00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:16,680
Barry.

1003
00:30:17,020 --> 00:30:18,400
Let me get a good look at them.

1004
00:30:21,260 --> 00:30:21,620
Sorry,

1005
00:30:21,660 --> 00:30:21,960
boys.

1006
00:30:22,700 --> 00:30:24,060
Eyesight's not what it used to be.

1007
00:30:24,600 --> 00:30:25,300
Name's Keith.

1008
00:30:26,160 --> 00:30:27,140
You've already met Barry.

1009
00:30:27,480 --> 00:30:27,920
G'day,

1010
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:28,840
fellow campers.

1011
00:30:28,940 --> 00:30:29,380
G'day,

1012
00:30:29,380 --> 00:30:29,580
fellas.

1013
00:30:29,660 --> 00:30:32,040
Everyone calls me Hindsy because I'm always on the source.

1014
00:30:32,970 --> 00:30:33,110
Ha!

1015
00:30:33,160 --> 00:30:33,280
Ha!

1016
00:30:33,430 --> 00:30:34,730
Can I get you guys a beer or what?

1017
00:30:36,400 --> 00:30:36,680
Yeah mate!

1018
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:39,320
So long as it's not any of that Japanese piss!

1019
00:30:41,770 --> 00:30:42,110
All right.

1020
00:30:44,260 --> 00:30:44,680
What was that?

1021
00:30:45,290 --> 00:30:46,130
A bit of casual racism.

1022
00:30:46,290 --> 00:30:47,930
We need to act as racist as possible.

1023
00:30:48,030 --> 00:30:49,750
If they think we're a couple of fellow bush pigs,

1024
00:30:49,810 --> 00:30:50,270
we'll be fine.

1025
00:30:50,810 --> 00:30:51,230
Here you go,

1026
00:30:51,230 --> 00:30:51,510
boys.

1027
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:53,640
Couple of Australian bees.

1028
00:30:54,370 --> 00:30:54,550
Oh,

1029
00:30:54,570 --> 00:30:54,810
thanks,

1030
00:30:54,910 --> 00:30:55,070
mate.

1031
00:30:55,190 --> 00:30:55,570
Ah,

1032
00:30:55,670 --> 00:30:56,030
cheese.

1033
00:30:56,310 --> 00:30:58,170
To being a white Australian male.

1034
00:30:58,440 --> 00:30:58,760
Ha ha!

1035
00:31:00,800 --> 00:31:02,200
What's with the emphasis on what?

1036
00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:05,360
Lance.

1037
00:31:05,590 --> 00:31:06,490
What are you doing here?

1038
00:31:07,100 --> 00:31:07,240
No,

1039
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:07,300
no,

1040
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:07,400
no,

1041
00:31:07,400 --> 00:31:08,580
I just came to see if you needed help.

1042
00:31:09,410 --> 00:31:10,390
I don't need your help.

1043
00:31:10,770 --> 00:31:11,150
Ugh,

1044
00:31:11,190 --> 00:31:11,670
locked.

1045
00:31:12,190 --> 00:31:13,910
I'm gonna have to break through the glass ceiling.

1046
00:31:15,690 --> 00:31:16,050
Great idea.

1047
00:31:16,170 --> 00:31:16,350
Here,

1048
00:31:16,450 --> 00:31:16,770
quick.

1049
00:31:17,010 --> 00:31:17,930
Stand on my shoulders.

1050
00:31:18,420 --> 00:31:18,760
Never.

1051
00:31:21,360 --> 00:31:21,760
Anyway,

1052
00:31:21,760 --> 00:31:22,680
you blokes hungry?

1053
00:31:22,900 --> 00:31:24,660
I've got some chow mein on the go.

1054
00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:25,420
Mmm,

1055
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:25,800
yum!

1056
00:31:26,180 --> 00:31:27,480
After this stubby,

1057
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:27,660
I will,

1058
00:31:27,740 --> 00:31:27,940
yeah.

1059
00:31:28,180 --> 00:31:28,880
It's a taste.

1060
00:31:29,320 --> 00:31:30,340
These people hate immigrants.

1061
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:31,620
So what do you say,

1062
00:31:31,640 --> 00:31:31,920
fellas?

1063
00:31:32,390 --> 00:31:34,210
Can I interest you in some chow mein?

1064
00:31:35,140 --> 00:31:35,320
Oh,

1065
00:31:35,320 --> 00:31:35,740
no thanks.

1066
00:31:35,860 --> 00:31:37,080
We don't eat that immigrant shit.

1067
00:31:39,120 --> 00:31:40,980
But my wife made this chow mein.

1068
00:31:41,990 --> 00:31:42,470
Oh yeah,

1069
00:31:42,530 --> 00:31:42,770
right.

1070
00:31:42,910 --> 00:31:44,690
As if your wife's a Chinese immigrant.

1071
00:31:44,910 --> 00:31:46,170
My wife's Filipina.

1072
00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:48,180
And I love her very much.

1073
00:31:49,060 --> 00:31:49,440
Good work,

1074
00:31:49,480 --> 00:31:49,640
Pete.

1075
00:31:49,900 --> 00:31:50,560
You're a natural.

1076
00:31:51,780 --> 00:31:51,980
Ugh,

1077
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:53,020
I can't get up.

1078
00:31:53,060 --> 00:31:54,920
It's like the whole world's rigged against me.

1079
00:31:55,040 --> 00:31:55,240
Here,

1080
00:31:55,300 --> 00:31:56,280
let me get between your legs,

1081
00:31:56,400 --> 00:31:57,400
and I'll help you get to the top.

1082
00:31:57,750 --> 00:31:59,070
I'm not going to spread my legs for you.

1083
00:31:59,150 --> 00:31:59,650
Get off me.

1084
00:32:00,180 --> 00:32:00,600
Whoa.

1085
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:01,760
Oh!

1086
00:32:02,700 --> 00:32:03,020
Ugh!

1087
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:04,560
Princess,

1088
00:32:04,640 --> 00:32:05,760
what are you doing to me?

1089
00:32:06,180 --> 00:32:06,480
Lance,

1090
00:32:06,500 --> 00:32:06,960
did you just?

1091
00:32:07,320 --> 00:32:08,000
That's gross.

1092
00:32:08,640 --> 00:32:10,700
This great country's a melting pot of culture.

1093
00:32:11,120 --> 00:32:11,320
Now,

1094
00:32:11,320 --> 00:32:14,320
if you want to have a nuanced conversation about population growth,

1095
00:32:14,500 --> 00:32:15,300
let's have it.

1096
00:32:15,340 --> 00:32:18,240
But if you want to talk down about our pan-Pacific neighbours,

1097
00:32:18,420 --> 00:32:21,080
you can walk off my campsite right now.

1098
00:32:21,870 --> 00:32:22,430
Alrighty!

1099
00:32:24,620 --> 00:32:24,800
Oh no!

1100
00:32:25,430 --> 00:32:25,770
HODGI!

1101
00:32:26,210 --> 00:32:27,830
I never took you as a xenophile.

1102
00:32:28,030 --> 00:32:29,890
Poor Maria's gonna be devastated.

1103
00:32:30,310 --> 00:32:30,370
Oh,

1104
00:32:30,410 --> 00:32:30,790
come on,

1105
00:32:30,790 --> 00:32:31,210
Keithy.

1106
00:32:31,230 --> 00:32:31,750
You're no me,

1107
00:32:31,750 --> 00:32:31,910
mate.

1108
00:32:31,970 --> 00:32:32,670
I'm no bigot.

1109
00:32:32,690 --> 00:32:33,690
Just going for a piss,

1110
00:32:33,770 --> 00:32:33,990
mate.

1111
00:32:35,300 --> 00:32:37,360
I'm sorry I don't know what came over me.

1112
00:32:37,870 --> 00:32:38,650
You shouldn't have done that.

1113
00:32:40,060 --> 00:32:40,600
I couldn't help it.

1114
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:47,520
Oh no.

1115
00:32:48,280 --> 00:32:48,480
Look!

1116
00:32:51,380 --> 00:32:51,620
Right,

1117
00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:52,200
I've got an idea.

1118
00:32:52,820 --> 00:32:52,980
Ah,

1119
00:32:52,980 --> 00:32:53,400
you know what?

1120
00:32:53,460 --> 00:32:54,400
I need to piss as well,

1121
00:32:54,460 --> 00:32:54,700
actually.

1122
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:55,960
Deep into the bushes!

1123
00:32:56,500 --> 00:32:57,040
I'm very shocked.

1124
00:32:57,900 --> 00:32:58,120
No,

1125
00:32:58,120 --> 00:32:58,320
no,

1126
00:32:58,320 --> 00:32:58,520
no.

1127
00:32:58,620 --> 00:32:59,040
Come on,

1128
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:00,760
you boys sit down right where you are.

1129
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:03,040
We need to have a little chat about immigration.

1130
00:33:03,690 --> 00:33:03,990
You know,

1131
00:33:04,030 --> 00:33:04,950
when you think about it,

1132
00:33:04,970 --> 00:33:07,290
we're all technically immigrants on this great island.

1133
00:33:07,450 --> 00:33:07,610
Well,

1134
00:33:07,630 --> 00:33:08,010
that's right,

1135
00:33:08,050 --> 00:33:08,270
Barry,

1136
00:33:08,410 --> 00:33:09,510
except for the Aboriginals,

1137
00:33:09,550 --> 00:33:09,990
of course.

1138
00:33:10,270 --> 00:33:10,410
Oh,

1139
00:33:10,490 --> 00:33:11,810
don't even get me started on them.

1140
00:33:11,930 --> 00:33:13,090
Bunch of filthy Abos.

1141
00:33:13,780 --> 00:33:14,260
Thank you.

1142
00:33:15,260 --> 00:33:15,600
Isn't that right,

1143
00:33:15,700 --> 00:33:15,800
Murray?

1144
00:33:16,510 --> 00:33:16,770
What?!

1145
00:33:19,280 --> 00:33:21,900
Our indigenous folk are a treasure to this country.

1146
00:33:23,380 --> 00:33:23,820
Thank you.

1147
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:24,600
Bye.

1148
00:33:28,660 --> 00:33:29,060
All right,

1149
00:33:29,060 --> 00:33:29,240
Keith,

1150
00:33:29,360 --> 00:33:30,300
eat ready for some cheer.

1151
00:33:30,300 --> 00:33:30,540
I'm in,

1152
00:33:30,580 --> 00:33:30,740
mate.

1153
00:33:31,170 --> 00:33:31,310
Hmm.

1154
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:33,160
Hey,

1155
00:33:33,200 --> 00:33:33,780
big boy.

1156
00:33:37,270 --> 00:33:40,510
I will not tolerate this sort of bigotry on my campsite.

1157
00:33:40,960 --> 00:33:41,060
Uh,

1158
00:33:41,160 --> 00:33:41,400
Murray?

1159
00:33:42,480 --> 00:33:42,840
Help me!

1160
00:33:43,830 --> 00:33:44,170
Get him,

1161
00:33:44,170 --> 00:33:44,470
Koita!

1162
00:33:49,990 --> 00:33:50,330
Get in.

1163
00:33:51,140 --> 00:33:51,360
Oi!

1164
00:33:51,420 --> 00:33:53,080
They're stealing me Land Cruiser!

1165
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:54,500
And they're bigots!

1166
00:33:55,170 --> 00:33:55,490
Get him!

1167
00:33:57,030 --> 00:33:57,330
GO!

1168
00:34:01,090 --> 00:34:01,590
Thank you.

1169
00:34:01,770 --> 00:34:02,030
Thank you.

1170
00:34:02,060 --> 00:34:02,260
Oh,

1171
00:34:02,260 --> 00:34:02,740
good timing,

1172
00:34:02,820 --> 00:34:03,040
Princess.

1173
00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:04,640
Peter nearly got us killed.

1174
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:05,220
Me?

1175
00:34:05,620 --> 00:34:07,780
I was just being racist like you told me to.

1176
00:34:07,980 --> 00:34:08,620
But I don't know,

1177
00:34:08,620 --> 00:34:10,020
those guys didn't seem that racist.

1178
00:34:10,260 --> 00:34:11,300
Of course they were racist.

1179
00:34:11,380 --> 00:34:12,000
They're Australians.

1180
00:34:12,380 --> 00:34:14,000
And I told you to be casually racist.

1181
00:34:14,219 --> 00:34:16,739
I didn't give you permission to start throwing around Abbo like that.

1182
00:34:17,830 --> 00:34:18,550
The A word?

1183
00:34:18,870 --> 00:34:20,870
That's the most offensive slur of them all.

1184
00:34:21,360 --> 00:34:22,260
How dare you!

1185
00:34:22,909 --> 00:34:23,130
Okay,

1186
00:34:23,190 --> 00:34:23,590
I'm sorry,

1187
00:34:23,650 --> 00:34:24,150
but Princess,

1188
00:34:24,250 --> 00:34:24,989
shouldn't you be driving?

1189
00:34:25,170 --> 00:34:25,389
Hey,

1190
00:34:25,429 --> 00:34:26,190
don't worry about her.

1191
00:34:26,310 --> 00:34:27,070
She's a woman.

1192
00:34:27,310 --> 00:34:28,429
She's a good driver.

1193
00:34:29,020 --> 00:34:29,199
Yeah,

1194
00:34:29,219 --> 00:34:29,500
actually,

1195
00:34:29,500 --> 00:34:31,320
women are much safer drivers than men anyway.

1196
00:34:31,909 --> 00:34:32,130
Ah,

1197
00:34:32,250 --> 00:34:32,630
Princess?

1198
00:34:47,330 --> 00:34:47,570
See,

1199
00:34:47,750 --> 00:34:48,909
women can drive.

1200
00:34:50,620 --> 00:34:50,840
Cool,

1201
00:34:50,840 --> 00:34:51,159
hang on.

1202
00:35:00,380 --> 00:35:00,600
Murray,

1203
00:35:00,720 --> 00:35:01,420
are you okay?

1204
00:35:01,830 --> 00:35:02,070
Ah,

1205
00:35:02,070 --> 00:35:02,390
me back!

1206
00:35:02,570 --> 00:35:04,070
That's trying to get me back real bad!

1207
00:35:06,280 --> 00:35:06,600
Oh,

1208
00:35:06,600 --> 00:35:07,220
I'm sorry,

1209
00:35:07,320 --> 00:35:07,480
guys.

1210
00:35:07,620 --> 00:35:08,860
That's totally my fault.

1211
00:35:08,980 --> 00:35:12,320
I didn't even see us there completely stationary in the middle of the road.

1212
00:35:12,540 --> 00:35:12,900
Oh,

1213
00:35:13,200 --> 00:35:13,900
you all right?

1214
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:14,480
Yeah,

1215
00:35:14,500 --> 00:35:14,940
I'm all right,

1216
00:35:14,940 --> 00:35:15,300
I think.

1217
00:35:15,770 --> 00:35:16,430
I'm not okay.

1218
00:35:16,610 --> 00:35:17,270
I'm fading.

1219
00:35:17,450 --> 00:35:18,490
I can see my ancestors.

1220
00:35:18,850 --> 00:35:19,750
They're calling to me.

1221
00:35:19,870 --> 00:35:20,970
Don't go towards the light,

1222
00:35:21,030 --> 00:35:21,170
Murray.

1223
00:35:21,290 --> 00:35:21,810
We need you.

1224
00:35:22,010 --> 00:35:22,250
Oh,

1225
00:35:22,250 --> 00:35:22,370
no.

1226
00:35:22,690 --> 00:35:23,250
Murray's hurt.

1227
00:35:23,470 --> 00:35:24,490
Let me take a look at him.

1228
00:35:24,570 --> 00:35:25,630
I was a medic in the army.

1229
00:35:25,890 --> 00:35:26,370
Uncle Murray,

1230
00:35:26,510 --> 00:35:26,870
you okay?

1231
00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:27,570
Oh,

1232
00:35:27,610 --> 00:35:27,770
no,

1233
00:35:27,890 --> 00:35:28,670
that's a bad one.

1234
00:35:29,910 --> 00:35:30,570
That's real bad!

1235
00:35:31,390 --> 00:35:31,690
Come on,

1236
00:35:31,690 --> 00:35:31,870
Fah!

1237
00:35:32,250 --> 00:35:32,810
Come back to me!

1238
00:35:33,430 --> 00:35:33,710
BREATHE!

1239
00:35:34,700 --> 00:35:35,560
That guy's nuts!

1240
00:35:35,900 --> 00:35:36,800
You look okay to me,

1241
00:35:36,860 --> 00:35:37,240
Uncle Murray.

1242
00:35:37,380 --> 00:35:38,940
I can't see any bumps or scratches.

1243
00:35:39,260 --> 00:35:41,060
Get your white colonial hands off me!

1244
00:35:41,260 --> 00:35:41,700
Come on,

1245
00:35:41,700 --> 00:35:41,860
buddy!

1246
00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:43,380
Don't you toy on me!

1247
00:35:43,930 --> 00:35:44,250
Thank you.

1248
00:35:46,820 --> 00:35:47,000
Yeah,

1249
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:47,100
well,

1250
00:35:47,160 --> 00:35:47,800
good news is,

1251
00:35:47,840 --> 00:35:49,520
looks like I was able to save your friend,

1252
00:35:49,620 --> 00:35:52,080
so he's just having a bit of a hop around in the bush.

1253
00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:52,720
But,

1254
00:35:52,760 --> 00:35:52,960
oh,

1255
00:35:52,960 --> 00:35:53,160
gee,

1256
00:35:53,320 --> 00:35:54,780
I've done a real number on your car,

1257
00:35:54,940 --> 00:35:55,280
haven't I?

1258
00:35:55,420 --> 00:35:56,000
I tell you what,

1259
00:35:56,220 --> 00:35:57,220
why don't you just give us a lift?

1260
00:35:57,340 --> 00:35:58,660
I'll take us wherever you were going.

1261
00:35:58,900 --> 00:35:59,720
We're going to Uluru.

1262
00:36:00,180 --> 00:36:00,500
Pete,

1263
00:36:00,620 --> 00:36:01,060
Uluru!

1264
00:36:01,560 --> 00:36:01,940
Oh,

1265
00:36:01,940 --> 00:36:02,705
that's about 2,

1266
00:36:02,705 --> 00:36:04,340
200 kilometers off course for me.

1267
00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:04,860
Oh,

1268
00:36:04,960 --> 00:36:05,520
but you know what?

1269
00:36:05,620 --> 00:36:06,640
A promise is a promise.

1270
00:36:06,820 --> 00:36:07,900
I'll drive you to Uluru.

1271
00:36:09,560 --> 00:36:10,380
I think we should go with it.

1272
00:36:10,810 --> 00:36:11,210
Like hell,

1273
00:36:11,310 --> 00:36:12,470
in case you haven't noticed,

1274
00:36:12,530 --> 00:36:12,710
Pete,

1275
00:36:12,870 --> 00:36:13,750
I'm black.

1276
00:36:14,010 --> 00:36:15,190
He won't take me.

1277
00:36:15,370 --> 00:36:15,570
Look,

1278
00:36:15,590 --> 00:36:16,810
the bush pigs weren't that racist.

1279
00:36:16,990 --> 00:36:18,390
Maybe this guy isn't racist either.

1280
00:36:18,570 --> 00:36:20,490
Maybe Australians aren't as racist as we think.

1281
00:36:20,730 --> 00:36:22,570
All Australians are automatically racist.

1282
00:36:22,770 --> 00:36:23,730
Everyone knows that.

1283
00:36:24,060 --> 00:36:24,800
And look at this guy.

1284
00:36:24,980 --> 00:36:25,640
He's a cooker.

1285
00:36:25,780 --> 00:36:26,460
Off his head.

1286
00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:27,400
Off me head?

1287
00:36:27,620 --> 00:36:27,920
Nah,

1288
00:36:28,040 --> 00:36:28,220
mate,

1289
00:36:28,260 --> 00:36:30,140
I haven't touched the gear for about 15 years.

1290
00:36:30,400 --> 00:36:30,760
Nah,

1291
00:36:30,760 --> 00:36:33,060
it's these cataracts that make me look a little off your rocker,

1292
00:36:33,060 --> 00:36:33,300
you see?

1293
00:36:33,560 --> 00:36:35,040
Two inches in both eyes.

1294
00:36:35,240 --> 00:36:36,220
I think he's half blind.

1295
00:36:37,310 --> 00:36:37,710
Pete's right,

1296
00:36:37,790 --> 00:36:38,230
Uncle Murray.

1297
00:36:38,310 --> 00:36:39,190
If he's half blind,

1298
00:36:39,330 --> 00:36:40,510
he won't know you're a black fella.

1299
00:36:40,700 --> 00:36:40,920
Plus,

1300
00:36:40,920 --> 00:36:41,520
if he's disabled,

1301
00:36:41,680 --> 00:36:43,340
maybe he knows the way to the victimhood.

1302
00:36:43,870 --> 00:36:45,970
Just because he's half-blind doesn't mean he's on our team.

1303
00:36:46,110 --> 00:36:47,610
The term's actually legally blind,

1304
00:36:47,730 --> 00:36:50,930
but I can see well enough to know when I'm in the presence of a beautiful woman.

1305
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:54,820
The lighting?

1306
00:36:55,620 --> 00:36:56,500
I think we should go with him.

1307
00:36:57,130 --> 00:36:58,270
I agree with Princess Stacey.

1308
00:36:58,720 --> 00:37:00,080
I'll take us all the way to Uluru.

1309
00:37:00,590 --> 00:37:01,490
It's the least I can do!

1310
00:37:02,110 --> 00:37:02,330
Mari?

1311
00:37:03,460 --> 00:37:03,700
NO!

1312
00:37:04,980 --> 00:37:06,360
I'm back!

1313
00:37:07,260 --> 00:37:07,580
Come on,

1314
00:37:07,580 --> 00:37:07,880
you lot,

1315
00:37:07,980 --> 00:37:10,640
why don't you just jump in my 120-ton road train,

1316
00:37:10,640 --> 00:37:11,875
fully loaded with 100,

1317
00:37:11,875 --> 00:37:14,320
000 litres of oily flammable petroleum fuel.

1318
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:15,980
Alright,

1319
00:37:16,020 --> 00:37:16,260
fine!

1320
00:37:16,830 --> 00:37:17,630
We'll go with his cooker.

1321
00:37:17,770 --> 00:37:19,090
But don't you say a word.

1322
00:37:19,250 --> 00:37:21,830
If he finds out I'm black and we're a bunch of progressives,

1323
00:37:21,870 --> 00:37:22,890
we're all dead.

1324
00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:35,320
We're nowhere near Uluru.

1325
00:37:35,500 --> 00:37:35,740
Look.

1326
00:37:35,840 --> 00:37:36,220
It's right there.

1327
00:37:36,270 --> 00:37:38,650
The middle— it's gonna take us three days to get there.

1328
00:37:38,650 --> 00:37:39,470
Put that down.

1329
00:37:39,470 --> 00:37:40,890
That's colonial propaganda.

1330
00:37:40,890 --> 00:37:41,890
Come on,

1331
00:37:41,890 --> 00:37:42,110
Murray.

1332
00:37:42,110 --> 00:37:42,770
It's just a map.

1333
00:37:42,770 --> 00:37:43,570
Exactly,

1334
00:37:43,570 --> 00:37:45,310
lines drawn by thieves.

1335
00:37:45,310 --> 00:37:46,130
Oh yeah,

1336
00:37:46,130 --> 00:37:48,210
I forgot— we were just navigating with sticks.

1337
00:37:48,890 --> 00:37:49,810
These guys are all back there!

1338
00:37:50,780 --> 00:37:52,700
I really am sorry about totaling your car.

1339
00:37:53,020 --> 00:37:53,940
I'll make it up to you.

1340
00:37:54,180 --> 00:37:54,900
End of the day,

1341
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:55,660
shit happens.

1342
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:57,220
You gotta keep on truckin'.

1343
00:37:57,220 --> 00:37:58,060
That's my motto.

1344
00:37:58,520 --> 00:37:58,740
Yeah,

1345
00:37:58,780 --> 00:37:58,860
well,

1346
00:37:58,900 --> 00:38:01,200
that's easy to say when you're the one that's caused all the damage.

1347
00:38:01,360 --> 00:38:01,640
Yeah,

1348
00:38:01,700 --> 00:38:02,220
Murray's right.

1349
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:03,660
You can't just ignore the past.

1350
00:38:03,940 --> 00:38:04,160
Yeah,

1351
00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:04,300
nah,

1352
00:38:04,360 --> 00:38:05,420
past is no use to me,

1353
00:38:05,560 --> 00:38:05,700
mate.

1354
00:38:05,820 --> 00:38:07,340
Just gotta focus on what's ahead of ya.

1355
00:38:07,860 --> 00:38:08,120
Whoop!

1356
00:38:10,910 --> 00:38:11,330
What was that?

1357
00:38:11,710 --> 00:38:13,290
Guess that was just a bit of shit happening.

1358
00:38:13,450 --> 00:38:14,650
Just gotta keep on truckin',

1359
00:38:14,650 --> 00:38:14,770
eh,

1360
00:38:14,790 --> 00:38:14,950
Bill?

1361
00:38:15,450 --> 00:38:15,610
Hey,

1362
00:38:15,630 --> 00:38:16,590
now that's a good saying.

1363
00:38:16,750 --> 00:38:18,150
Someone should make that a sticker.

1364
00:38:18,350 --> 00:38:18,710
Yeah,

1365
00:38:18,730 --> 00:38:18,810
well,

1366
00:38:18,850 --> 00:38:20,230
just keep your eyes on the road.

1367
00:38:20,430 --> 00:38:20,690
Yeah,

1368
00:38:20,750 --> 00:38:21,070
right-o.

1369
00:38:21,730 --> 00:38:23,770
So any of you ever driven your way through Australia before?

1370
00:38:24,280 --> 00:38:24,480
Nah,

1371
00:38:24,480 --> 00:38:25,500
we've been living in a bubble.

1372
00:38:25,740 --> 00:38:26,160
Pete!

1373
00:38:26,770 --> 00:38:27,010
Ah,

1374
00:38:27,030 --> 00:38:28,010
happens to the best of us.

1375
00:38:28,230 --> 00:38:30,070
Easy to isolate yourself at one spot,

1376
00:38:30,150 --> 00:38:30,250
eh?

1377
00:38:30,390 --> 00:38:32,370
The world has a habit of shrinking up on you sometimes.

1378
00:38:32,770 --> 00:38:33,410
Not out here,

1379
00:38:33,430 --> 00:38:34,470
but the open road.

1380
00:38:34,670 --> 00:38:35,830
This is the real Australia.

1381
00:38:36,410 --> 00:38:36,750
Welcome!

1382
00:38:37,150 --> 00:38:38,710
to the greatest country on Earth.

1383
00:38:39,410 --> 00:38:41,450
How dare he welcome me to my own country!

1384
00:38:47,150 --> 00:38:47,410
Thank you.

1385
00:38:51,530 --> 00:38:51,830
Thank you.

1386
00:38:53,170 --> 00:38:53,410
Well,

1387
00:38:53,410 --> 00:38:56,010
I heard your kids at school today.

1388
00:38:56,010 --> 00:38:58,870
They don't take me in no more.

1389
00:39:00,690 --> 00:39:05,410
I can't apologize for things that happened 100 years before.

1390
00:39:06,750 --> 00:39:12,010
Don't welcome me to my own country or it will fall apart.

1391
00:39:13,320 --> 00:39:18,620
And I don't need a ceremony to tell me I belong.

1392
00:39:20,390 --> 00:39:23,850
I am well now.

1393
00:39:25,580 --> 00:39:28,180
I've always been way.

1394
00:39:28,180 --> 00:39:30,620
Yeah now.

1395
00:39:32,480 --> 00:39:32,740
Hey,

1396
00:39:32,740 --> 00:39:33,100
hey,

1397
00:39:33,100 --> 00:39:35,240
come see it all again.

1398
00:39:48,750 --> 00:39:48,950
Why,

1399
00:39:48,950 --> 00:39:50,890
if it isn't the evil Pauline Hayes,

1400
00:39:50,890 --> 00:39:51,970
my arch enemy.

1401
00:39:52,310 --> 00:39:52,910
Elbow.

1402
00:39:53,030 --> 00:39:56,050
Please explain why four of your citizens just walked out of your

1403
00:39:56,050 --> 00:39:58,090
magical rainbow bubble thing.

1404
00:39:58,610 --> 00:40:00,730
Those citizens are of no concern to you.

1405
00:40:00,950 --> 00:40:03,350
They've illegally immigrated into Australia.

1406
00:40:03,610 --> 00:40:04,670
So-called Australia.

1407
00:40:05,050 --> 00:40:06,110
Call them whatever you like.

1408
00:40:06,250 --> 00:40:07,170
Where are they going?

1409
00:40:07,610 --> 00:40:07,950
Well,

1410
00:40:07,950 --> 00:40:09,510
then you have nothing to threaten me with.

1411
00:40:09,630 --> 00:40:11,690
We are perfectly safe here inside our bubble.

1412
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:16,260
Oh no,

1413
00:40:16,340 --> 00:40:16,620
quick,

1414
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:17,160
blow him!

1415
00:40:17,440 --> 00:40:18,840
Activate the backup power supply!

1416
00:40:19,160 --> 00:40:19,480
On it,

1417
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:19,780
Arbo!

1418
00:40:27,620 --> 00:40:28,440
It's not working!

1419
00:40:28,600 --> 00:40:28,860
Quick,

1420
00:40:28,920 --> 00:40:29,100
Jim!

1421
00:40:29,260 --> 00:40:30,300
Throw more money at it!

1422
00:40:30,380 --> 00:40:32,520
But we've totally run out of everyone else's money!

1423
00:40:33,660 --> 00:40:34,880
Where are the four of them going?

1424
00:40:35,160 --> 00:40:36,980
They're going to fight in the victimhood.

1425
00:40:37,240 --> 00:40:38,220
The victimhood?

1426
00:40:38,340 --> 00:40:39,580
You speak of the prophecy.

1427
00:40:40,290 --> 00:40:40,730
That's right.

1428
00:40:40,870 --> 00:40:42,090
And you'll never find it.

1429
00:40:42,150 --> 00:40:45,130
The victimhood rests where no white man can ever set foot.

1430
00:40:45,770 --> 00:40:46,030
All right.

1431
00:40:46,870 --> 00:40:47,130
Uh,

1432
00:40:47,370 --> 00:40:47,950
no.

1433
00:40:48,310 --> 00:40:48,650
Oh,

1434
00:40:48,650 --> 00:40:49,610
that's so dumb.

1435
00:40:50,950 --> 00:40:52,670
We must find them before they reach it.

1436
00:40:53,990 --> 00:40:54,840
Oh— Good luck,

1437
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:55,180
Paulie!

1438
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:56,620
You'll never catch him!

1439
00:41:00,910 --> 00:41:01,270
Shields back,

1440
00:41:01,390 --> 00:41:02,270
but it won't hold for long!

1441
00:41:02,750 --> 00:41:03,770
What if she gets there first?

1442
00:41:04,570 --> 00:41:04,970
Don't worry.

1443
00:41:05,640 --> 00:41:07,460
Murray won't rest until he finds it.

1444
00:41:13,310 --> 00:41:14,730
I'll stop you for all the rage!

1445
00:41:16,380 --> 00:41:17,260
I want to go hit the dunny.

1446
00:41:18,070 --> 00:41:19,330
You reckon they sell tampons?

1447
00:41:19,560 --> 00:41:19,820
Mighty!

1448
00:41:20,110 --> 00:41:20,290
Oh,

1449
00:41:20,290 --> 00:41:20,850
I need the big ones.

1450
00:41:21,190 --> 00:41:21,510
You coming,

1451
00:41:21,570 --> 00:41:21,930
Uncle Murray?

1452
00:41:22,110 --> 00:41:22,290
Oh,

1453
00:41:22,310 --> 00:41:22,450
yeah,

1454
00:41:22,490 --> 00:41:22,650
sure.

1455
00:41:22,910 --> 00:41:23,510
Wait for me.

1456
00:41:23,710 --> 00:41:26,370
Can't wait to be racially profiled and have the cops called on me.

1457
00:41:26,550 --> 00:41:26,970
I don't know.

1458
00:41:27,150 --> 00:41:29,290
I'm starting to think maybe the real world ain't so bad.

1459
00:41:29,570 --> 00:41:29,810
Yeah,

1460
00:41:29,890 --> 00:41:30,810
easy for you to say,

1461
00:41:30,870 --> 00:41:31,450
you white dog.

1462
00:41:31,630 --> 00:41:32,190
Go on,

1463
00:41:32,190 --> 00:41:32,370
get.

1464
00:41:32,730 --> 00:41:33,090
Okay.

1465
00:41:33,270 --> 00:41:34,150
Do you want me to get you anything?

1466
00:41:34,370 --> 00:41:34,610
Yeah,

1467
00:41:34,710 --> 00:41:35,470
the victimhood?

1468
00:41:35,570 --> 00:41:37,270
The thing we're supposed to be here for?

1469
00:41:37,900 --> 00:41:38,180
All right,

1470
00:41:38,220 --> 00:41:38,920
I'll have a look.

1471
00:41:39,000 --> 00:41:39,280
Oh,

1472
00:41:39,280 --> 00:41:40,260
and a chocolate milk.

1473
00:41:41,800 --> 00:41:42,690
AHHHHH!

1474
00:41:42,690 --> 00:41:43,580
Spider-Whoa!

1475
00:41:43,760 --> 00:41:44,360
You feel that?

1476
00:41:45,160 --> 00:41:46,200
That's a 5G tower.

1477
00:41:46,380 --> 00:41:46,820
Quick,

1478
00:41:46,940 --> 00:41:47,580
whack this on.

1479
00:41:47,680 --> 00:41:47,940
See,

1480
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:51,200
the foil actually stops the 5Gs from passing through the blood-brain barrier.

1481
00:41:51,420 --> 00:41:51,840
Huh?

1482
00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:53,160
I know I sound like a cuckoo,

1483
00:41:53,160 --> 00:41:54,080
but I'm telling you,

1484
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:54,420
it's legit.

1485
00:41:54,620 --> 00:41:55,980
I read about it on Facebook.

1486
00:41:56,809 --> 00:41:57,109
Hey,

1487
00:41:57,109 --> 00:41:57,590
where'd you go?

1488
00:41:58,340 --> 00:42:00,640
I'd rather die Mari,

1489
00:42:00,740 --> 00:42:01,280
you did it!

1490
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:01,760
See?

1491
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:02,600
It's not so bad,

1492
00:42:02,660 --> 00:42:02,780
eh?

1493
00:42:03,480 --> 00:42:03,680
Yeah,

1494
00:42:03,680 --> 00:42:04,060
I guess.

1495
00:42:04,320 --> 00:42:05,620
All you need to do is make a comment.

1496
00:42:05,800 --> 00:42:07,300
I want to see your pops have a chin.

1497
00:42:07,500 --> 00:42:08,680
He couldn't find any victimhoods,

1498
00:42:08,680 --> 00:42:09,000
unfortunately,

1499
00:42:09,120 --> 00:42:10,300
but I found some shocky milk.

1500
00:42:10,560 --> 00:42:11,060
Hang on.

1501
00:42:11,360 --> 00:42:12,480
Who's hanging on the phone to me?

1502
00:42:12,620 --> 00:42:15,460
And then that little papadum will definitely show you her pops.

1503
00:42:15,560 --> 00:42:15,780
Quick!

1504
00:42:16,230 --> 00:42:16,470
Laurie,

1505
00:42:16,530 --> 00:42:17,030
what are you doing?

1506
00:42:17,460 --> 00:42:18,480
He's calling the cops on me.

1507
00:42:20,090 --> 00:42:20,510
I knew it!

1508
00:42:20,530 --> 00:42:23,310
I'm being racially profi-This place is racist.

1509
00:42:23,530 --> 00:42:23,790
Really?

1510
00:42:24,210 --> 00:42:24,610
Are you sure?

1511
00:42:24,850 --> 00:42:25,110
Yeah,

1512
00:42:25,130 --> 00:42:25,310
look,

1513
00:42:25,410 --> 00:42:26,130
Choco Babies,

1514
00:42:26,150 --> 00:42:26,850
Redskins,

1515
00:42:26,890 --> 00:42:28,110
Eskimo Pies,

1516
00:42:28,170 --> 00:42:28,970
Coon Cheese.

1517
00:42:29,770 --> 00:42:29,950
Oh,

1518
00:42:29,950 --> 00:42:30,050
no,

1519
00:42:30,110 --> 00:42:30,430
you're right.

1520
00:42:30,530 --> 00:42:31,610
This place is racist.

1521
00:42:31,770 --> 00:42:32,710
And homophobic.

1522
00:42:32,790 --> 00:42:33,110
Look.

1523
00:42:33,550 --> 00:42:34,470
Golden Gate on!

1524
00:42:35,160 --> 00:42:35,940
This place is messed up,

1525
00:42:35,940 --> 00:42:36,660
we gotta get out of here!

1526
00:42:37,170 --> 00:42:37,310
Yeah,

1527
00:42:37,310 --> 00:42:37,570
let's go,

1528
00:42:37,650 --> 00:42:37,790
quick!

1529
00:42:38,430 --> 00:42:38,890
Sanjay?

1530
00:42:39,440 --> 00:42:39,640
Ah!

1531
00:42:40,710 --> 00:42:40,850
No,

1532
00:42:40,850 --> 00:42:41,210
police!

1533
00:42:42,060 --> 00:42:42,200
What?

1534
00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:43,380
I thought that was defunded.

1535
00:42:43,400 --> 00:42:43,960
Not out here.

1536
00:42:44,080 --> 00:42:44,820
They're well funded.

1537
00:42:44,940 --> 00:42:46,460
The second he sees that I'm a black fella,

1538
00:42:46,560 --> 00:42:48,320
he's gonna put me in custody and kill me.

1539
00:42:48,780 --> 00:42:49,240
Where are they,

1540
00:42:49,300 --> 00:42:49,680
Sanjit?

1541
00:42:50,040 --> 00:42:52,080
I'm gonna kill some— That's it.

1542
00:42:52,180 --> 00:42:52,600
I'm dead.

1543
00:42:52,720 --> 00:42:53,160
Help me,

1544
00:42:53,180 --> 00:42:53,840
Rainbow Serpent.

1545
00:42:53,900 --> 00:42:54,760
If you can hear me,

1546
00:42:54,820 --> 00:42:55,460
Rainbow Serpent.

1547
00:42:56,130 --> 00:42:56,370
Come on,

1548
00:42:56,370 --> 00:42:56,530
Pete,

1549
00:42:56,670 --> 00:42:56,930
think!

1550
00:42:57,800 --> 00:42:57,980
Here,

1551
00:42:58,000 --> 00:42:58,200
quick,

1552
00:42:58,400 --> 00:42:59,020
put this on.

1553
00:42:59,180 --> 00:42:59,580
Watch,

1554
00:42:59,680 --> 00:43:00,320
I'm black.

1555
00:43:00,500 --> 00:43:01,220
I don't burn.

1556
00:43:01,700 --> 00:43:01,980
No,

1557
00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:02,240
here!

1558
00:43:02,870 --> 00:43:03,510
Here they are.

1559
00:43:04,410 --> 00:43:04,770
Ibuprofen.

1560
00:43:04,890 --> 00:43:06,030
I've got a stinking headache.

1561
00:43:06,210 --> 00:43:07,290
I was going to kill someone.

1562
00:43:11,370 --> 00:43:11,730
Evening,

1563
00:43:11,730 --> 00:43:11,970
Officer.

1564
00:43:13,730 --> 00:43:14,270
Slips up slack.

1565
00:43:15,150 --> 00:43:15,550
Way to go,

1566
00:43:15,550 --> 00:43:15,710
buddy.

1567
00:43:17,610 --> 00:43:17,790
Hey,

1568
00:43:17,810 --> 00:43:18,330
you did it!

1569
00:43:18,430 --> 00:43:19,110
You're a genius!

1570
00:43:19,610 --> 00:43:20,250
With this disguise,

1571
00:43:20,330 --> 00:43:20,990
I can go anywhere!

1572
00:43:21,710 --> 00:43:22,370
Is that you,

1573
00:43:22,370 --> 00:43:23,790
old Greg Bilbo?

1574
00:43:24,050 --> 00:43:25,470
I thought I could smell bacon.

1575
00:43:25,750 --> 00:43:27,050
You guys know each other?

1576
00:43:27,270 --> 00:43:27,510
Yeah,

1577
00:43:27,510 --> 00:43:28,110
me and Greg E.

1578
00:43:28,150 --> 00:43:28,690
grew up together.

1579
00:43:29,140 --> 00:43:30,260
We should grab a couple of beers.

1580
00:43:30,560 --> 00:43:31,740
There's a pub next door.

1581
00:43:31,920 --> 00:43:32,600
I'd love to,

1582
00:43:32,740 --> 00:43:34,800
but I promise these guys I'll take them to Uluru.

1583
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:36,340
We could go a beer or two.

1584
00:43:36,580 --> 00:43:37,000
Right,

1585
00:43:37,080 --> 00:43:37,960
fellow white Australians?

1586
00:43:38,690 --> 00:43:38,910
Yeah!

1587
00:43:40,720 --> 00:43:42,080
What's with the emphasis on white?

1588
00:43:46,940 --> 00:43:47,100
Oh.

1589
00:43:48,190 --> 00:43:48,390
Whoa.

1590
00:43:50,670 --> 00:43:50,930
What?

1591
00:43:52,080 --> 00:43:53,060
Would you look at that?

1592
00:43:53,320 --> 00:43:55,280
Doors really do just open for white folks,

1593
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:55,760
don't they?

1594
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:56,360
G'day,

1595
00:43:56,360 --> 00:43:56,580
sir.

1596
00:43:56,920 --> 00:43:57,320
Sir?

1597
00:43:58,030 --> 00:43:59,950
I guess white skin's all the ID I need!

1598
00:44:02,050 --> 00:44:02,390
HAHA!

1599
00:44:02,690 --> 00:44:03,990
Money just falls in your lap.

1600
00:44:04,190 --> 00:44:04,970
You're a what fella?

1601
00:44:05,730 --> 00:44:06,210
What can I get you,

1602
00:44:06,230 --> 00:44:06,310
mate?

1603
00:44:07,020 --> 00:44:08,300
I'm allowed to drink alcohol,

1604
00:44:08,460 --> 00:44:08,740
am I?

1605
00:44:08,860 --> 00:44:09,980
I'll get ten beers,

1606
00:44:10,060 --> 00:44:10,320
thanks.

1607
00:44:10,640 --> 00:44:11,340
You're the boss.

1608
00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:12,440
I'm the boss.

1609
00:44:13,130 --> 00:44:13,390
Wow.

1610
00:44:14,920 --> 00:44:15,080
Oh,

1611
00:44:15,100 --> 00:44:17,100
it's so good to see Murray finally able to relax,

1612
00:44:17,220 --> 00:44:17,340
eh?

1613
00:44:19,440 --> 00:44:19,680
Jesus,

1614
00:44:19,680 --> 00:44:19,920
Daisy,

1615
00:44:19,960 --> 00:44:21,440
you're really loving those cheesy balls,

1616
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:21,900
aren't you?

1617
00:44:22,250 --> 00:44:22,690
I'm starving.

1618
00:44:22,850 --> 00:44:23,850
I'm about to get my period.

1619
00:44:24,010 --> 00:44:24,810
Are you calling me fat?

1620
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:27,260
Oh,

1621
00:44:27,300 --> 00:44:28,500
I don't feel so good.

1622
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:30,040
Mood swings,

1623
00:44:30,400 --> 00:44:31,320
food cravings,

1624
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:32,200
sick all the time.

1625
00:44:32,440 --> 00:44:32,840
Women,

1626
00:44:32,960 --> 00:44:33,400
am I right,

1627
00:44:33,440 --> 00:44:33,660
fellas?

1628
00:44:34,260 --> 00:44:34,320
Heh,

1629
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:35,540
sounds like she's pregnant!

1630
00:44:36,190 --> 00:44:36,730
Thank you.

1631
00:44:37,250 --> 00:44:37,510
Yeah,

1632
00:44:37,510 --> 00:44:38,110
good one,

1633
00:44:38,150 --> 00:44:38,390
Bill.

1634
00:44:38,610 --> 00:44:39,650
Maybe she is.

1635
00:44:40,890 --> 00:44:41,110
Oh my god!

1636
00:44:42,280 --> 00:44:42,460
Whoa!

1637
00:44:49,820 --> 00:44:50,120
Princess!

1638
00:44:50,860 --> 00:44:51,260
I'm sorry.

1639
00:44:51,710 --> 00:44:52,590
I didn't mean to call you fat.

1640
00:44:53,030 --> 00:44:53,190
Well,

1641
00:44:53,210 --> 00:44:53,530
I am.

1642
00:44:53,730 --> 00:44:54,390
Look at me.

1643
00:44:54,510 --> 00:44:56,050
I'm supposed to be kick-ass,

1644
00:44:56,110 --> 00:44:57,190
not a fat-ass.

1645
00:44:57,350 --> 00:44:58,430
I'm gonna run it off.

1646
00:44:58,570 --> 00:44:59,450
Now move it.

1647
00:45:00,380 --> 00:45:01,000
I think you're pregnant.

1648
00:45:01,900 --> 00:45:02,360
That's impossible.

1649
00:45:03,350 --> 00:45:03,530
No,

1650
00:45:03,550 --> 00:45:03,750
it's not.

1651
00:45:04,070 --> 00:45:05,970
Remember when I was on top of you at the campsite?

1652
00:45:06,170 --> 00:45:08,510
As if your seed was strong enough to get me pregnant.

1653
00:45:09,380 --> 00:45:10,100
Occupied.

1654
00:45:11,630 --> 00:45:13,270
There's a man in the woman's toilet!

1655
00:45:13,770 --> 00:45:14,590
There better not be!

1656
00:45:15,100 --> 00:45:15,300
Yeah,

1657
00:45:15,300 --> 00:45:15,380
well,

1658
00:45:15,380 --> 00:45:18,040
my C is stronger now because I don't have my hormones!

1659
00:45:18,880 --> 00:45:19,020
Ah!

1660
00:45:19,550 --> 00:45:20,090
Get out of here,

1661
00:45:20,150 --> 00:45:20,890
you pervert!

1662
00:45:21,050 --> 00:45:25,840
Why am I becoming such a red-blooded mo-You saved me.

1663
00:45:26,320 --> 00:45:26,700
I'm sorry,

1664
00:45:26,760 --> 00:45:26,940
Princess.

1665
00:45:27,160 --> 00:45:28,560
I know you could have taken him yourself.

1666
00:45:29,240 --> 00:45:30,120
You saved both of us.

1667
00:45:33,800 --> 00:45:34,040
Wait,

1668
00:45:34,060 --> 00:45:35,460
what if someone says this?

1669
00:45:35,790 --> 00:45:36,870
Let the cookers watch.

1670
00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:37,460
Boop,

1671
00:45:37,460 --> 00:45:37,600
boop,

1672
00:45:37,600 --> 00:45:37,780
boop,

1673
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:37,860
boop,

1674
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:37,920
boop.

1675
00:45:39,750 --> 00:45:41,630
Why don't the three of us go back to the truck?

1676
00:45:42,720 --> 00:45:43,660
We all love alcohol!

1677
00:45:44,260 --> 00:45:44,860
Cheese point!

1678
00:45:46,720 --> 00:45:47,080
Alrighty,

1679
00:45:47,080 --> 00:45:49,500
I've got to go drop a few Aboriginal kids off at the pool.

1680
00:45:49,880 --> 00:45:50,300
I'll be back.

1681
00:45:50,840 --> 00:45:51,200
Right-o.

1682
00:45:51,220 --> 00:45:51,660
See you,

1683
00:45:51,720 --> 00:45:51,820
Greg.

1684
00:45:52,000 --> 00:45:52,260
Whoa,

1685
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:53,300
that was a little racist.

1686
00:45:53,620 --> 00:45:53,820
Nah,

1687
00:45:53,840 --> 00:45:54,640
don't worry about it.

1688
00:45:54,660 --> 00:45:55,460
He's allowed to say that.

1689
00:45:55,600 --> 00:45:56,980
I don't think anyone's allowed to say that.

1690
00:45:57,270 --> 00:45:57,550
Hey now,

1691
00:45:57,550 --> 00:45:58,690
listen— me and old Greg,

1692
00:45:58,750 --> 00:45:59,750
we fought for that right?

1693
00:45:59,950 --> 00:46:00,610
You fought?

1694
00:46:00,770 --> 00:46:01,150
Yeah,

1695
00:46:01,150 --> 00:46:01,550
we fought!

1696
00:46:02,180 --> 00:46:02,840
In the culture war.

1697
00:46:04,360 --> 00:46:05,180
You're one of the bad guys.

1698
00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:07,120
You should have seen what they did to us.

1699
00:46:07,600 --> 00:46:09,800
We had a whole unit warped out for a single joint.

1700
00:46:10,520 --> 00:46:10,940
Sometimes.

1701
00:46:11,700 --> 00:46:12,500
I still hear the notifications.

1702
00:46:14,380 --> 00:46:14,540
Oi,

1703
00:46:14,560 --> 00:46:14,980
where'd you go?

1704
00:46:15,970 --> 00:46:16,290
Oi,

1705
00:46:16,290 --> 00:46:16,610
bartender!

1706
00:46:16,930 --> 00:46:18,130
I'm white over here.

1707
00:46:18,490 --> 00:46:19,090
Uncle Murray,

1708
00:46:19,210 --> 00:46:20,210
we've got a big problem.

1709
00:46:20,410 --> 00:46:20,710
Peter,

1710
00:46:20,770 --> 00:46:21,410
you white dog.

1711
00:46:21,590 --> 00:46:22,650
Let me buy you a drink.

1712
00:46:22,850 --> 00:46:23,150
No,

1713
00:46:23,170 --> 00:46:23,230
no,

1714
00:46:23,250 --> 00:46:23,330
no,

1715
00:46:23,330 --> 00:46:23,410
no,

1716
00:46:23,450 --> 00:46:23,490
no.

1717
00:46:23,490 --> 00:46:24,190
We've got to get out of here.

1718
00:46:24,350 --> 00:46:24,470
Oh,

1719
00:46:24,490 --> 00:46:24,870
come on,

1720
00:46:24,870 --> 00:46:25,130
Peter.

1721
00:46:25,130 --> 00:46:25,590
I'm having fun.

1722
00:46:25,750 --> 00:46:26,070
For once.

1723
00:46:26,150 --> 00:46:26,630
Why not?

1724
00:46:26,810 --> 00:46:28,090
Get us 15 beers.

1725
00:46:28,310 --> 00:46:28,610
Oi,

1726
00:46:28,690 --> 00:46:29,490
I was here first.

1727
00:46:29,870 --> 00:46:30,770
Like hell you were.

1728
00:46:30,910 --> 00:46:31,870
I was here first.

1729
00:46:31,970 --> 00:46:34,010
13 billion years before you were.

1730
00:46:34,270 --> 00:46:34,590
Oh,

1731
00:46:34,590 --> 00:46:35,210
I'm sorry.

1732
00:46:35,760 --> 00:46:36,420
I'm gonna cut it.

1733
00:46:36,480 --> 00:46:37,420
Give me all the grog.

1734
00:46:37,420 --> 00:46:38,380
I want everything you got.

1735
00:46:38,540 --> 00:46:38,840
Murray,

1736
00:46:38,960 --> 00:46:39,440
you're drunk.

1737
00:46:39,760 --> 00:46:40,980
That's a racist stereotype.

1738
00:46:41,360 --> 00:46:41,500
No,

1739
00:46:41,580 --> 00:46:41,820
Murray,

1740
00:46:41,940 --> 00:46:42,700
I need you to focus.

1741
00:46:42,840 --> 00:46:43,540
No more alcohol.

1742
00:46:43,960 --> 00:46:44,120
Oh,

1743
00:46:44,340 --> 00:46:45,200
you cut me off.

1744
00:46:45,360 --> 00:46:47,080
You insinuate that I got a problem.

1745
00:46:47,200 --> 00:46:49,640
You can't just introduce me to alcohol and then take it away.

1746
00:46:49,780 --> 00:46:50,180
Murray,

1747
00:46:50,320 --> 00:46:51,020
listen to me,

1748
00:46:51,020 --> 00:46:51,260
please.

1749
00:46:51,500 --> 00:46:52,520
We've got a massive problem.

1750
00:46:52,720 --> 00:46:54,000
I am not a problem.

1751
00:46:54,240 --> 00:46:54,940
You are.

1752
00:46:57,660 --> 00:46:58,040
That's right,

1753
00:46:58,120 --> 00:46:59,060
you white maggots!

1754
00:47:00,250 --> 00:47:01,130
I'M BLACK!

1755
00:47:02,610 --> 00:47:02,710
No.

1756
00:47:03,020 --> 00:47:03,500
Get out of here!

1757
00:47:04,090 --> 00:47:04,350
Yeah,

1758
00:47:04,350 --> 00:47:04,610
yeah,

1759
00:47:04,630 --> 00:47:04,830
yeah,

1760
00:47:04,910 --> 00:47:05,390
that's right!

1761
00:47:05,820 --> 00:47:06,900
Kick out the black fella.

1762
00:47:07,020 --> 00:47:08,740
Always blame the black fella.

1763
00:47:08,900 --> 00:47:09,220
Look,

1764
00:47:09,240 --> 00:47:09,480
Murray,

1765
00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:10,300
shit happens,

1766
00:47:10,300 --> 00:47:10,460
alright?

1767
00:47:10,580 --> 00:47:11,100
I forgive you.

1768
00:47:11,200 --> 00:47:11,800
Forgive me?

1769
00:47:12,060 --> 00:47:13,140
You're not the victim here.

1770
00:47:13,260 --> 00:47:14,020
I'm the victim.

1771
00:47:14,200 --> 00:47:14,880
Always was,

1772
00:47:14,980 --> 00:47:16,060
always will be.

1773
00:47:16,180 --> 00:47:16,360
Shh,

1774
00:47:16,520 --> 00:47:16,740
Murray,

1775
00:47:16,860 --> 00:47:17,440
keep it down.

1776
00:47:17,620 --> 00:47:17,880
Oh,

1777
00:47:17,880 --> 00:47:18,140
yeah,

1778
00:47:18,220 --> 00:47:18,440
yeah.

1779
00:47:18,780 --> 00:47:19,860
Silence the black fella.

1780
00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:20,340
Shh,

1781
00:47:20,440 --> 00:47:20,600
no.

1782
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:22,320
Bill fought in the culture wars.

1783
00:47:22,440 --> 00:47:23,080
He's evil.

1784
00:47:23,220 --> 00:47:24,120
Of course he's evil.

1785
00:47:24,200 --> 00:47:25,040
You know how I knew that?

1786
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:26,960
I saw his skin colour!

1787
00:47:27,080 --> 00:47:28,680
All you white fellas are the same!

1788
00:47:28,800 --> 00:47:29,500
You're all evil!

1789
00:47:29,950 --> 00:47:30,170
Mario.

1790
00:47:31,010 --> 00:47:31,470
I'm not evil.

1791
00:47:31,790 --> 00:47:32,010
Yes,

1792
00:47:32,010 --> 00:47:32,370
you are.

1793
00:47:32,490 --> 00:47:33,350
It's in your DNA.

1794
00:47:33,530 --> 00:47:35,390
You'll never be more than just an oppressor.

1795
00:47:35,410 --> 00:47:36,270
You're off the team.

1796
00:47:37,220 --> 00:47:37,980
What's all the commotion?

1797
00:47:38,490 --> 00:47:38,910
Long story.

1798
00:47:39,230 --> 00:47:39,450
Yeah,

1799
00:47:39,450 --> 00:47:40,810
it's about 200 years long!

1800
00:47:40,930 --> 00:47:42,210
Want me to start from the beginning?

1801
00:47:42,750 --> 00:47:43,110
Come on,

1802
00:47:43,110 --> 00:47:43,410
you two,

1803
00:47:43,470 --> 00:47:44,010
get in the truck.

1804
00:47:44,130 --> 00:47:45,030
We're going to Uluru.

1805
00:47:45,780 --> 00:47:46,040
Actually,

1806
00:47:46,470 --> 00:47:47,610
we decided to stay here.

1807
00:47:48,310 --> 00:47:48,570
What?

1808
00:47:49,290 --> 00:47:49,710
We're pregnant.

1809
00:47:50,210 --> 00:47:50,350
Oh,

1810
00:47:50,350 --> 00:47:50,490
wow.

1811
00:47:50,650 --> 00:47:51,910
And Stacy's going to keep this one.

1812
00:47:52,050 --> 00:47:53,110
And we're going to get a house,

1813
00:47:53,250 --> 00:47:54,110
maybe get a minivan.

1814
00:47:54,350 --> 00:47:54,530
Oh,

1815
00:47:54,650 --> 00:47:54,850
yeah.

1816
00:47:54,990 --> 00:47:56,110
Just what the world needs.

1817
00:47:56,290 --> 00:47:57,490
More white scum.

1818
00:47:57,980 --> 00:47:58,260
Mari,

1819
00:47:58,300 --> 00:47:59,020
that's a little mean.

1820
00:47:59,460 --> 00:47:59,700
Oh,

1821
00:47:59,700 --> 00:47:59,920
yeah,

1822
00:47:59,940 --> 00:48:00,460
here we go.

1823
00:48:00,580 --> 00:48:01,220
The pylon.

1824
00:48:01,360 --> 00:48:02,500
Let's all cancel Murray,

1825
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:03,980
the big bad black fella.

1826
00:48:04,160 --> 00:48:04,400
Yeah,

1827
00:48:04,500 --> 00:48:04,740
yeah,

1828
00:48:04,780 --> 00:48:05,000
yeah.

1829
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:06,160
I don't need yous.

1830
00:48:06,220 --> 00:48:07,360
I never needed yous.

1831
00:48:07,360 --> 00:48:08,380
You're a bunch of toxic,

1832
00:48:08,580 --> 00:48:09,020
useless,

1833
00:48:09,280 --> 00:48:10,540
evil dogs anyway.

1834
00:48:10,820 --> 00:48:12,320
I'll go and get the victim of myself.

1835
00:48:12,540 --> 00:48:13,700
I'm the chosen one.

1836
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:15,220
I'm the one true victim.

1837
00:48:17,210 --> 00:48:17,510
Well,

1838
00:48:17,510 --> 00:48:17,790
well,

1839
00:48:17,830 --> 00:48:18,190
well.

1840
00:48:18,820 --> 00:48:18,980
Bye.

1841
00:48:19,440 --> 00:48:21,180
You're all a bunch of lefty progressives,

1842
00:48:21,180 --> 00:48:21,580
aren't you?

1843
00:48:21,720 --> 00:48:22,140
Get back.

1844
00:48:22,240 --> 00:48:23,260
He fought in the culture wars.

1845
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:23,900
He's a baddie.

1846
00:48:23,980 --> 00:48:24,260
Yeah,

1847
00:48:24,280 --> 00:48:25,280
I fought in the culture wars.

1848
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:26,980
I fought for the progressives.

1849
00:48:27,140 --> 00:48:28,060
You're a progressive?

1850
00:48:28,260 --> 00:48:30,280
But you said you fought for freedom of speech.

1851
00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:30,900
Yeah,

1852
00:48:30,920 --> 00:48:32,580
they were considered progressive back in my day.

1853
00:48:32,760 --> 00:48:32,920
Nah,

1854
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:33,440
you're lying.

1855
00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:35,320
Greg said something very racist.

1856
00:48:35,520 --> 00:48:36,160
What did Greg say?

1857
00:48:36,990 --> 00:48:37,470
Alright,

1858
00:48:37,470 --> 00:48:39,010
I adopted Aboriginal children.

1859
00:48:39,190 --> 00:48:41,570
Who's ready to go to the pool for swimming lessons?

1860
00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:43,400
Thanks,

1861
00:48:43,540 --> 00:48:43,800
Daddy!

1862
00:48:44,370 --> 00:48:44,970
Oh look,

1863
00:48:45,110 --> 00:48:46,030
it's that Murray fella.

1864
00:48:46,610 --> 00:48:46,990
Oh man,

1865
00:48:47,190 --> 00:48:48,870
I feel pretty stupid.

1866
00:48:49,330 --> 00:48:49,470
Ah,

1867
00:48:49,490 --> 00:48:50,230
don't worry about it.

1868
00:48:50,330 --> 00:48:51,930
Happens to every lefty at some point.

1869
00:48:51,990 --> 00:48:53,650
So why'd you lot leave the bubble anyway?

1870
00:48:53,890 --> 00:48:55,530
We're on a quest to find the victimhood.

1871
00:48:55,940 --> 00:48:56,160
No!

1872
00:48:56,820 --> 00:48:58,100
The victim was lost long ago!

1873
00:48:58,570 --> 00:48:59,710
Murray thinks it's in all the room.

1874
00:49:00,310 --> 00:49:00,490
Oh,

1875
00:49:00,530 --> 00:49:00,790
no!

1876
00:49:01,750 --> 00:49:03,350
We're all in grave danger.

1877
00:49:04,360 --> 00:49:04,980
The Jacks,

1878
00:49:04,980 --> 00:49:05,680
of course.

1879
00:49:06,180 --> 00:49:06,580
Leave me alone.

1880
00:49:06,780 --> 00:49:07,760
Stop harassing me.

1881
00:49:07,920 --> 00:49:08,200
Hey,

1882
00:49:08,320 --> 00:49:08,820
it's me,

1883
00:49:08,940 --> 00:49:09,100
Greg.

1884
00:49:09,420 --> 00:49:10,440
Do you want to lift into town?

1885
00:49:10,660 --> 00:49:11,840
Jump in the back with the kiddos.

1886
00:49:12,540 --> 00:49:12,820
Kiddos?

1887
00:49:14,050 --> 00:49:14,290
Hi,

1888
00:49:14,290 --> 00:49:14,490
Murray.

1889
00:49:15,330 --> 00:49:15,990
What are you doing with them?

1890
00:49:16,150 --> 00:49:16,310
Oh,

1891
00:49:16,370 --> 00:49:17,310
they got a lesson to learn,

1892
00:49:17,330 --> 00:49:17,750
don't you,

1893
00:49:17,830 --> 00:49:18,070
kids?

1894
00:49:18,310 --> 00:49:18,650
Yes,

1895
00:49:18,650 --> 00:49:19,010
Dad.

1896
00:49:19,290 --> 00:49:19,490
Oh,

1897
00:49:19,490 --> 00:49:19,690
yeah.

1898
00:49:19,890 --> 00:49:21,530
They're gonna get taught a thing or two tonight.

1899
00:49:21,730 --> 00:49:22,690
You stole them kids?

1900
00:49:22,930 --> 00:49:23,430
What do you mean?

1901
00:49:23,630 --> 00:49:24,410
These are my kids,

1902
00:49:24,510 --> 00:49:24,690
mate.

1903
00:49:24,850 --> 00:49:25,190
No,

1904
00:49:25,190 --> 00:49:25,950
they are not!

1905
00:49:27,550 --> 00:49:29,290
Her victimhood feeds on grievance.

1906
00:49:30,050 --> 00:49:30,890
Once it takes hold.

1907
00:49:31,410 --> 00:49:32,030
It holds you in.

1908
00:49:32,850 --> 00:49:33,790
Till there's nothing left.

1909
00:49:36,750 --> 00:49:36,950
Also,

1910
00:49:36,990 --> 00:49:38,590
it turns you into a real dickhead.

1911
00:49:39,060 --> 00:49:39,480
Alrighty,

1912
00:49:39,480 --> 00:49:39,940
kiddos,

1913
00:49:39,980 --> 00:49:41,240
we're going on a road trip.

1914
00:49:41,420 --> 00:49:42,160
To Uluru.

1915
00:49:42,770 --> 00:49:43,430
What about Daddy?

1916
00:49:43,630 --> 00:49:44,470
Don't worry about Daddy.

1917
00:49:44,590 --> 00:49:45,790
You're with Uncle Murray now.

1918
00:49:47,090 --> 00:49:48,430
I think we should go back for Daddy.

1919
00:49:48,610 --> 00:49:49,370
Don't worry about him.

1920
00:49:49,390 --> 00:49:50,230
He's part of the system.

1921
00:49:50,720 --> 00:49:51,260
What system?

1922
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:53,360
The one that keeps us black fellas down.

1923
00:49:54,090 --> 00:49:56,610
Daddy says we're not supposed to classify people by race.

1924
00:49:56,810 --> 00:49:57,810
We're all just people.

1925
00:49:58,230 --> 00:49:58,370
Oh,

1926
00:49:58,370 --> 00:49:58,990
is that what he says?

1927
00:49:59,070 --> 00:49:59,890
We're all just people?

1928
00:50:00,250 --> 00:50:00,530
Yeah,

1929
00:50:00,570 --> 00:50:02,150
that's exactly what they want you to think.

1930
00:50:02,580 --> 00:50:02,700
Well,

1931
00:50:02,720 --> 00:50:04,700
how about your Uncle Mario give you a bit of a history lesson,

1932
00:50:04,800 --> 00:50:04,920
eh?

1933
00:50:05,500 --> 00:50:06,480
Billions and billions of years.

1934
00:50:09,360 --> 00:50:11,400
We have to stop Murray before he reaches the victimhood.

1935
00:50:11,980 --> 00:50:12,680
God help us all.

1936
00:50:13,040 --> 00:50:13,740
He won't get far.

1937
00:50:13,800 --> 00:50:14,280
He's on foot.

1938
00:50:14,530 --> 00:50:14,930
BILL!

1939
00:50:15,880 --> 00:50:16,160
Bill!

1940
00:50:17,850 --> 00:50:18,050
Bill!

1941
00:50:19,020 --> 00:50:20,320
I was dropping the kids off at the pool,

1942
00:50:20,640 --> 00:50:21,560
and then that was stolen.

1943
00:50:22,210 --> 00:50:22,490
Murray!

1944
00:50:23,070 --> 00:50:23,910
He took the cruiser.

1945
00:50:24,280 --> 00:50:24,780
This is bad!

1946
00:50:25,060 --> 00:50:25,400
Everyone,

1947
00:50:25,560 --> 00:50:26,160
into the truck!

1948
00:50:31,910 --> 00:50:34,350
And that's the very true story of what happened to our people.

1949
00:50:34,630 --> 00:50:35,530
I hate Australia!

1950
00:50:36,070 --> 00:50:37,170
I hate colonialism!

1951
00:50:37,770 --> 00:50:39,050
I hate white people!

1952
00:50:39,640 --> 00:50:39,860
Yeah,

1953
00:50:39,860 --> 00:50:40,160
that's right!

1954
00:50:40,900 --> 00:50:41,300
Don't worry,

1955
00:50:41,300 --> 00:50:41,620
children.

1956
00:50:42,290 --> 00:50:42,530
Tonight!

1957
00:50:43,280 --> 00:50:44,000
We get our revenge.

1958
00:50:47,320 --> 00:50:47,620
Hooroo,

1959
00:50:47,680 --> 00:50:47,960
officers!

1960
00:50:48,240 --> 00:50:49,600
Before I open up the boom gate,

1961
00:50:49,680 --> 00:50:51,400
I just wanted to say welcome to Uluru!

1962
00:50:57,780 --> 00:50:58,740
Thanks for watching!

1963
00:50:58,470 --> 00:51:00,450
Don't welcome us to our own country,

1964
00:51:00,610 --> 00:51:01,210
you dog!

1965
00:51:04,970 --> 00:51:05,510
Thank you.

1966
00:51:06,420 --> 00:51:06,640
Come on,

1967
00:51:06,640 --> 00:51:06,780
Murray,

1968
00:51:06,860 --> 00:51:07,520
we gotta be careful!

1969
00:51:08,140 --> 00:51:09,300
It might already be under its spell.

1970
00:51:10,220 --> 00:51:11,060
Versity feels good.

1971
00:51:11,530 --> 00:51:12,070
Wraps you up,

1972
00:51:12,540 --> 00:51:12,840
comfort you.

1973
00:51:13,360 --> 00:51:14,740
Tells you that none of this is your fault.

1974
00:51:15,300 --> 00:51:16,140
You have to be really mean!

1975
00:51:16,750 --> 00:51:18,530
Everyone has to love you and call you the good guy.

1976
00:51:19,360 --> 00:51:21,100
But you become addicted to all the sympathy.

1977
00:51:21,670 --> 00:51:22,030
The pity.

1978
00:51:22,670 --> 00:51:23,130
The apologies.

1979
00:51:24,020 --> 00:51:25,420
The victimhood starts to cling to you.

1980
00:51:26,150 --> 00:51:26,610
Grows heavy!

1981
00:51:27,530 --> 00:51:28,290
You can't take it off.

1982
00:51:29,220 --> 00:51:32,180
God help us all if that angry little fella finds the victim.

1983
00:51:33,170 --> 00:51:33,850
There she is.

1984
00:51:36,590 --> 00:51:37,030
Come on Adam,

1985
00:51:37,130 --> 00:51:37,850
you're a gatekeeper!

1986
00:51:38,250 --> 00:51:39,290
Now get back out there!

1987
00:51:40,020 --> 00:51:40,160
Ah!

1988
00:51:41,430 --> 00:51:41,730
G'day,

1989
00:51:41,730 --> 00:51:41,890
folks!

1990
00:51:44,730 --> 00:51:45,830
No time for gatekeepers!

1991
00:51:49,200 --> 00:51:49,440
Go!

1992
00:51:49,440 --> 00:51:49,700
Go!

1993
00:51:49,960 --> 00:51:50,200
Go!

1994
00:51:54,380 --> 00:51:54,700
Oh no!

1995
00:51:55,610 --> 00:51:56,430
They're already inside.

1996
00:51:56,910 --> 00:51:57,310
Quick,

1997
00:51:57,450 --> 00:51:57,790
let's go.

1998
00:51:57,990 --> 00:51:58,250
No,

1999
00:51:58,370 --> 00:51:58,690
stop.

2000
00:51:58,990 --> 00:51:59,850
We can't go in there.

2001
00:52:00,030 --> 00:52:00,410
Why not?

2002
00:52:00,470 --> 00:52:01,890
We've got to save Murray and your kids.

2003
00:52:02,390 --> 00:52:02,570
Nah,

2004
00:52:02,630 --> 00:52:04,230
it's too culturally insensitive.

2005
00:52:04,740 --> 00:52:05,000
Ah,

2006
00:52:05,160 --> 00:52:05,680
bugger,

2007
00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:06,100
Greg's right.

2008
00:52:06,300 --> 00:52:07,940
Only black fellas can go in all the room.

2009
00:52:08,260 --> 00:52:08,560
Huh?

2010
00:52:08,800 --> 00:52:09,860
But it's just a rock.

2011
00:52:10,220 --> 00:52:10,620
Ooh.

2012
00:52:11,040 --> 00:52:11,440
Nah,

2013
00:52:11,600 --> 00:52:12,280
I wouldn't say that.

2014
00:52:12,600 --> 00:52:12,940
Nah,

2015
00:52:12,960 --> 00:52:13,220
look at it.

2016
00:52:13,260 --> 00:52:13,940
It's a very big,

2017
00:52:14,100 --> 00:52:15,520
very old rock.

2018
00:52:15,700 --> 00:52:17,000
I wouldn't get caught dead in there.

2019
00:52:17,140 --> 00:52:18,380
Not with my white face.

2020
00:52:18,600 --> 00:52:20,680
I can't believe I ever thought you guys weren't progressives.

2021
00:52:20,740 --> 00:52:21,260
Come on,

2022
00:52:21,260 --> 00:52:21,520
Lance.

2023
00:52:21,600 --> 00:52:21,960
Stacey.

2024
00:52:22,460 --> 00:52:22,880
We can't,

2025
00:52:22,880 --> 00:52:23,060
Pete.

2026
00:52:23,320 --> 00:52:25,280
It's the one place a white man can never set foot,

2027
00:52:25,360 --> 00:52:25,560
remember?

2028
00:52:26,590 --> 00:52:27,090
We'll get canceled.

2029
00:52:28,500 --> 00:52:28,700
Yeah,

2030
00:52:28,700 --> 00:52:30,030
well— I'm already canceled.

2031
00:52:31,180 --> 00:52:33,860
And it's about time a white fella used his racism for good.

2032
00:52:34,520 --> 00:52:34,780
Hit it,

2033
00:52:34,820 --> 00:52:34,960
Bill!

2034
00:52:44,970 --> 00:52:46,510
That's something your main character might do.

2035
00:52:47,570 --> 00:52:48,810
I thought I was the main character.

2036
00:53:00,160 --> 00:53:00,400
Kids,

2037
00:53:00,400 --> 00:53:00,960
what happened to you?

2038
00:53:01,170 --> 00:53:01,550
You okay?

2039
00:53:02,150 --> 00:53:02,790
Sup homie?

2040
00:53:03,160 --> 00:53:03,880
Can I pet your dog,

2041
00:53:03,940 --> 00:53:04,120
brother?

2042
00:53:04,580 --> 00:53:05,360
He's not your brother.

2043
00:53:05,580 --> 00:53:07,200
He might look like a black fella.

2044
00:53:07,700 --> 00:53:08,920
But he's a white dog.

2045
00:53:09,180 --> 00:53:09,800
I'm sorry,

2046
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:10,020
Murray.

2047
00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:11,560
I thought I was using my racism for good.

2048
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:12,320
Silence!

2049
00:53:12,660 --> 00:53:13,520
It's too late,

2050
00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:13,760
Pete.

2051
00:53:14,250 --> 00:53:14,770
Behold,

2052
00:53:14,890 --> 00:53:16,570
I found the victimhood,

2053
00:53:16,650 --> 00:53:18,670
and now that I wield its awesome power,

2054
00:53:18,890 --> 00:53:20,950
it's time for your final apology.

2055
00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:25,080
I don't think that's the real victimhood.

2056
00:53:25,180 --> 00:53:26,540
Of course it's the real victimhood.

2057
00:53:26,620 --> 00:53:28,060
I found it here under all the rue.

2058
00:53:28,200 --> 00:53:29,900
Just as the prophecy foretold.

2059
00:53:29,980 --> 00:53:30,320
I don't know.

2060
00:53:30,340 --> 00:53:31,880
It looks like an old hoodie someone left here.

2061
00:53:32,290 --> 00:53:32,670
Silence!

2062
00:53:34,060 --> 00:53:34,260
Ah,

2063
00:53:34,340 --> 00:53:35,600
I'm still trying to get the hang of it.

2064
00:53:35,660 --> 00:53:35,860
Murray,

2065
00:53:36,020 --> 00:53:37,040
it's not real!

2066
00:53:37,360 --> 00:53:38,760
Don't deny my victimhood,

2067
00:53:38,760 --> 00:53:38,980
Pete!

2068
00:53:43,460 --> 00:53:43,760
Whoa!

2069
00:53:43,880 --> 00:53:44,460
What was that?

2070
00:53:46,020 --> 00:53:46,480
Oh no,

2071
00:53:46,540 --> 00:53:46,760
quick!

2072
00:53:47,220 --> 00:53:48,180
We're gonna plug out that link!

2073
00:53:49,570 --> 00:53:49,870
I know.

2074
00:53:49,970 --> 00:53:50,790
My tampons.

2075
00:53:50,850 --> 00:53:51,890
They're big and absorbent.

2076
00:53:51,980 --> 00:53:52,580
No Stacey,

2077
00:53:52,640 --> 00:53:53,040
you're pregnant!

2078
00:53:53,240 --> 00:53:54,460
This is a job for a man!

2079
00:53:54,800 --> 00:53:57,260
I'm getting real tired of your patriarchal overreach.

2080
00:53:58,750 --> 00:54:01,090
Remove the truck before we fill all the row up with petrol!

2081
00:54:01,650 --> 00:54:01,810
Oh,

2082
00:54:01,810 --> 00:54:02,210
come on,

2083
00:54:02,210 --> 00:54:02,570
old girl!

2084
00:54:03,000 --> 00:54:03,760
She's happening!

2085
00:54:04,370 --> 00:54:05,230
I'm gonna keep trunking!

2086
00:54:06,240 --> 00:54:06,480
Ah,

2087
00:54:06,480 --> 00:54:07,140
she's buggin'...

2088
00:54:07,390 --> 00:54:07,850
WAIT!

2089
00:54:09,970 --> 00:54:10,170
Alright,

2090
00:54:10,190 --> 00:54:10,930
that smells like petrol.

2091
00:54:11,130 --> 00:54:11,910
We gotta get out of here.

2092
00:54:12,310 --> 00:54:12,690
Oh yeah,

2093
00:54:12,770 --> 00:54:13,970
blackfellas and their petrol,

2094
00:54:14,150 --> 00:54:14,370
eh?

2095
00:54:14,740 --> 00:54:16,060
Another racist stereotype!

2096
00:54:20,430 --> 00:54:20,790
Don't worry,

2097
00:54:20,890 --> 00:54:21,050
look!

2098
00:54:21,230 --> 00:54:22,610
The kids are gonna slip through the cracks!

2099
00:54:22,850 --> 00:54:23,650
I'll save them!

2100
00:54:23,790 --> 00:54:24,370
I can fly!

2101
00:54:25,660 --> 00:54:25,940
DIE!

2102
00:54:26,590 --> 00:54:26,930
Mari!

2103
00:54:28,180 --> 00:54:28,380
No!

2104
00:54:30,100 --> 00:54:30,260
Here,

2105
00:54:30,260 --> 00:54:30,580
I gotcha!

2106
00:54:32,130 --> 00:54:32,530
Go kids,

2107
00:54:32,630 --> 00:54:33,090
get out of here!

2108
00:54:39,130 --> 00:54:39,390
Ow!

2109
00:54:44,940 --> 00:54:45,000
Come on!

2110
00:54:45,200 --> 00:54:45,420
Ah!

2111
00:54:45,640 --> 00:54:45,960
Ah!

2112
00:54:46,840 --> 00:54:46,960
Thank you.

2113
00:54:49,810 --> 00:54:49,990
Murray,

2114
00:54:50,030 --> 00:54:50,810
the kids are in trouble.

2115
00:54:50,890 --> 00:54:51,610
I need to help them.

2116
00:54:51,710 --> 00:54:51,890
Yeah,

2117
00:54:51,910 --> 00:54:52,590
but what about me?

2118
00:54:53,070 --> 00:54:53,610
I'm stuck.

2119
00:54:54,480 --> 00:54:55,440
Just pull yourself up.

2120
00:54:55,560 --> 00:54:56,400
I can't.

2121
00:54:56,400 --> 00:54:57,780
I can't let go of the victimhood.

2122
00:54:57,880 --> 00:54:58,700
It's not real.

2123
00:54:58,920 --> 00:55:00,060
It's a cheap knockoff.

2124
00:55:00,120 --> 00:55:01,240
It's probably made in China.

2125
00:55:01,400 --> 00:55:02,920
How dare you deny my trauma?

2126
00:55:03,140 --> 00:55:05,040
This was forged by my ancestors.

2127
00:55:06,350 --> 00:55:07,330
Thank you.

2128
00:55:06,650 --> 00:55:06,870
Murray,

2129
00:55:06,950 --> 00:55:08,310
I can't help you if you won't help yourself.

2130
00:55:08,570 --> 00:55:09,890
I've got to save these kids.

2131
00:55:10,130 --> 00:55:10,230
Oh,

2132
00:55:10,230 --> 00:55:10,830
go on then.

2133
00:55:10,850 --> 00:55:11,530
Be a hero.

2134
00:55:11,610 --> 00:55:13,130
Just leave me here to die.

2135
00:55:13,760 --> 00:55:14,040
Sorry,

2136
00:55:14,140 --> 00:55:14,340
Larry.

2137
00:55:14,680 --> 00:55:14,800
Wait,

2138
00:55:14,820 --> 00:55:16,300
you're not actually gonna leave me here to die?

2139
00:55:19,360 --> 00:55:19,600
All right,

2140
00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:19,820
fellas,

2141
00:55:19,900 --> 00:55:20,920
time for some bush mechanics.

2142
00:55:21,330 --> 00:55:21,410
Well,

2143
00:55:21,410 --> 00:55:23,050
I guess I'll just stand here and look pretty then.

2144
00:55:23,780 --> 00:55:24,020
Peace.

2145
00:55:26,350 --> 00:55:26,930
Daddy!

2146
00:55:26,930 --> 00:55:27,510
Kids!

2147
00:55:28,910 --> 00:55:29,790
I'm going back in for Mark.

2148
00:55:31,740 --> 00:55:31,920
Oh?

2149
00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:37,760
Holy cancer.

2150
00:55:38,390 --> 00:55:38,770
We gotta move!

2151
00:55:39,300 --> 00:55:39,660
Blitz.

2152
00:55:40,010 --> 00:55:40,270
Bill!

2153
00:55:40,990 --> 00:55:41,210
No,

2154
00:55:41,210 --> 00:55:41,490
Liz!

2155
00:55:41,670 --> 00:55:42,870
You screwed the tranny!

2156
00:55:42,910 --> 00:55:43,750
Now excuse me!

2157
00:55:44,100 --> 00:55:45,580
Useless Stay!

2158
00:56:00,900 --> 00:56:01,000
No,

2159
00:56:01,000 --> 00:56:01,040
no,

2160
00:56:01,040 --> 00:56:01,220
no,

2161
00:56:01,220 --> 00:56:01,420
no,

2162
00:56:01,420 --> 00:56:01,580
no!

2163
00:56:05,090 --> 00:56:05,710
I ain't even showing him.

2164
00:56:06,760 --> 00:56:07,260
Pete was right.

2165
00:56:12,110 --> 00:56:12,270
Hey!

2166
00:56:12,750 --> 00:56:13,250
You came back!

2167
00:56:13,970 --> 00:56:14,190
Yeah!

2168
00:56:14,790 --> 00:56:16,150
It was the right thing to do.

2169
00:56:17,260 --> 00:56:17,460
EW!

2170
00:56:18,340 --> 00:56:18,540
Whatever.

2171
00:56:19,570 --> 00:56:19,790
Come on,

2172
00:56:19,810 --> 00:56:20,390
let's get out of here!

2173
00:56:23,890 --> 00:56:24,050
Whoa,

2174
00:56:24,050 --> 00:56:24,390
whoa,

2175
00:56:24,390 --> 00:56:24,750
ah!

2176
00:56:27,770 --> 00:56:29,160
You Hurry!

2177
00:56:30,960 --> 00:56:31,120
Hey!

2178
00:56:37,240 --> 00:56:37,560
How are you?

2179
00:56:57,840 --> 00:56:58,200
You're alive!

2180
00:56:59,110 --> 00:56:59,410
Of course!

2181
00:56:59,510 --> 00:56:59,950
He's alive!

2182
00:57:02,280 --> 00:57:02,520
Ugh!

2183
00:57:03,380 --> 00:57:03,820
Where's Pete?

2184
00:57:04,590 --> 00:57:06,040
PAINT-Agh!

2185
00:57:06,570 --> 00:57:07,210
He didn't make it.

2186
00:57:09,910 --> 00:57:12,690
But all I have to think is he's just in the big RSL in the scar now.

2187
00:57:13,250 --> 00:57:13,530
No!

2188
00:57:13,810 --> 00:57:14,770
He can't be!

2189
00:57:15,530 --> 00:57:15,870
I don't know,

2190
00:57:15,930 --> 00:57:18,630
a big RSL in the sky makes me feel better about death.

2191
00:57:18,810 --> 00:57:19,370
But anyway,

2192
00:57:19,490 --> 00:57:20,190
you're alive.

2193
00:57:20,770 --> 00:57:22,810
I'll wait till Pauline Anthony's about this.

2194
00:57:23,860 --> 00:57:24,420
Pull a laser,

2195
00:57:24,520 --> 00:57:24,940
WAIT!

2196
00:57:25,130 --> 00:57:25,350
Hello,

2197
00:57:25,370 --> 00:57:25,670
Murray.

2198
00:57:26,600 --> 00:57:27,040
AHH!

2199
00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:29,320
Where are me legs?

2200
00:57:30,490 --> 00:57:30,770
Oh yeah,

2201
00:57:30,910 --> 00:57:31,570
be careful,

2202
00:57:31,710 --> 00:57:31,850
mate.

2203
00:57:32,250 --> 00:57:32,990
He got my legs!

2204
00:57:33,130 --> 00:57:34,270
I'm a legless aboriginal!

2205
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:35,160
Ugh.

2206
00:57:36,030 --> 00:57:36,250
Oh,

2207
00:57:36,250 --> 00:57:36,630
there he is!

2208
00:57:37,410 --> 00:57:38,270
Off to the Dream Town!

2209
00:57:39,000 --> 00:57:39,440
Wispy!

2210
00:57:40,820 --> 00:57:41,040
Please.

2211
00:57:41,650 --> 00:57:41,850
Hey.

2212
00:57:47,170 --> 00:57:47,490
Sorry!

2213
00:57:49,800 --> 00:57:50,060
Murray!

2214
00:57:54,140 --> 00:57:54,780
He didn't come back.

2215
00:58:05,730 --> 00:58:06,710
Thank you.

2216
00:58:18,250 --> 00:58:18,410
Oh!

2217
00:58:23,460 --> 00:58:23,620
Oh,

2218
00:58:23,620 --> 00:58:24,420
ouch!

2219
00:58:24,700 --> 00:58:26,720
You just hit your head so hard!

2220
00:58:27,580 --> 00:58:27,820
Huh?

2221
00:58:28,610 --> 00:58:30,830
On after all you've been through.

2222
00:58:31,460 --> 00:58:32,460
You're the rainbow serpent.

2223
00:58:32,600 --> 00:58:32,900
Yes,

2224
00:58:32,940 --> 00:58:34,200
of course it's me.

2225
00:58:34,380 --> 00:58:34,860
Oh,

2226
00:58:34,860 --> 00:58:35,120
Pete,

2227
00:58:35,280 --> 00:58:37,120
you're so smart and sexy.

2228
00:58:38,100 --> 00:58:38,960
You really are a guy.

2229
00:58:39,200 --> 00:58:39,940
I knew it.

2230
00:58:40,590 --> 00:58:41,850
Of course you knew it!

2231
00:58:41,890 --> 00:58:43,250
No one ever believes you,

2232
00:58:43,450 --> 00:58:43,950
do they?

2233
00:58:44,270 --> 00:58:46,470
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable?

2234
00:58:48,460 --> 00:58:48,700
Oh,

2235
00:58:48,720 --> 00:58:49,420
the victimhood!

2236
00:58:49,520 --> 00:58:50,020
Yes!

2237
00:58:50,760 --> 00:58:52,340
Why don't you try it on?

2238
00:58:53,270 --> 00:58:53,390
Oh,

2239
00:58:53,390 --> 00:58:53,850
no way!

2240
00:58:54,010 --> 00:58:55,390
The victim was bad news.

2241
00:58:55,570 --> 00:58:55,830
Oh,

2242
00:58:55,910 --> 00:58:56,610
stop it!

2243
00:58:56,730 --> 00:58:58,070
You know what's bad news?

2244
00:58:58,550 --> 00:59:00,790
The way you've been treated your whole life!

2245
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:03,220
From the day you were born,

2246
00:59:03,320 --> 00:59:05,690
you weren't swaddled— You a shackle!

2247
00:59:06,210 --> 00:59:06,430
RUN!

2248
00:59:07,090 --> 00:59:09,470
SAVE— Yeah,

2249
00:59:09,490 --> 00:59:09,950
but that's okay.

2250
00:59:10,030 --> 00:59:10,650
I deserve it.

2251
00:59:10,690 --> 00:59:13,090
After all the unforgivable things my ancestors did.

2252
00:59:13,500 --> 00:59:14,960
They were a bunch of evil colonizers.

2253
00:59:15,410 --> 00:59:15,610
No,

2254
00:59:15,610 --> 00:59:15,910
look!

2255
00:59:16,500 --> 00:59:18,140
Your ancestors were convicts.

2256
00:59:18,750 --> 00:59:19,610
Just like you.

2257
00:59:20,550 --> 00:59:20,850
Really?

2258
00:59:21,770 --> 00:59:21,970
Yeah,

2259
00:59:21,990 --> 00:59:22,350
see?

2260
00:59:22,710 --> 00:59:24,550
Look what your ancestors went through.

2261
00:59:25,400 --> 00:59:26,200
I had no idea.

2262
00:59:26,380 --> 00:59:29,260
Looks to me like you've had everyone else's history ran down your

2263
00:59:29,260 --> 00:59:30,460
throat and never your own.

2264
00:59:30,580 --> 00:59:31,420
That sucks.

2265
00:59:31,820 --> 00:59:34,500
Where's your scholarships and special handouts?

2266
00:59:34,720 --> 00:59:37,480
How come no one looks like you in the commercials anymore?

2267
00:59:38,310 --> 00:59:38,530
Ay,

2268
00:59:38,550 --> 00:59:38,850
yeah!

2269
00:59:39,620 --> 00:59:39,760
Wait,

2270
00:59:39,800 --> 00:59:39,980
no,

2271
00:59:40,060 --> 00:59:40,320
no,

2272
00:59:40,340 --> 00:59:40,400
no,

2273
00:59:40,460 --> 00:59:40,520
no.

2274
00:59:40,760 --> 00:59:42,380
This is what I tried to save Uncle Murray from.

2275
00:59:42,830 --> 00:59:43,170
Yes,

2276
00:59:43,170 --> 00:59:43,930
that's right.

2277
00:59:44,070 --> 00:59:45,110
Uncle Murray.

2278
00:59:45,350 --> 00:59:46,710
You tried to save him,

2279
00:59:46,750 --> 00:59:47,170
didn't you?

2280
00:59:47,250 --> 00:59:49,270
What a shame he left you for dead.

2281
00:59:53,090 --> 00:59:53,370
They did?

2282
00:59:54,490 --> 00:59:54,990
Oh no,

2283
00:59:55,090 --> 00:59:55,390
look!

2284
00:59:55,870 --> 00:59:57,930
He doesn't even seem sad about it.

2285
00:59:58,720 --> 01:00:01,340
Everyone else seems really scared to death.

2286
01:00:03,250 --> 01:00:04,210
I thought we were best friends.

2287
01:00:04,950 --> 01:00:05,690
Oh my god,

2288
01:00:05,770 --> 01:00:06,790
I'm so sorry.

2289
01:00:07,070 --> 01:00:08,570
That totally sucks.

2290
01:00:09,910 --> 01:00:10,250
Come on,

2291
01:00:10,250 --> 01:00:10,430
Pete.

2292
01:00:10,530 --> 01:00:11,510
Put on the victim hood.

2293
01:00:11,990 --> 01:00:13,550
It's not bad if you deserve it.

2294
01:00:13,850 --> 01:00:15,070
And you deserve it.

2295
01:00:15,190 --> 01:00:17,570
You might be the biggest victim I've ever seen.

2296
01:00:18,430 --> 01:00:18,590
Yeah,

2297
01:00:18,610 --> 01:00:19,330
I am a victim!

2298
01:00:20,320 --> 01:00:20,720
Yes,

2299
01:00:20,720 --> 01:00:21,700
good boy,

2300
01:00:21,800 --> 01:00:22,180
patient.

2301
01:00:22,690 --> 01:00:23,290
Take this.

2302
01:00:23,470 --> 01:00:24,150
Take it.

2303
01:00:33,280 --> 01:00:33,360
Hmm.

2304
01:01:04,440 --> 01:01:04,600
Well,

2305
01:01:04,640 --> 01:01:05,940
there goes the virtue signal.

2306
01:01:06,160 --> 01:01:06,460
Oh,

2307
01:01:06,620 --> 01:01:07,180
we're screwed.

2308
01:01:07,600 --> 01:01:09,440
Nothing's going to stop Pauline Anton now.

2309
01:01:09,640 --> 01:01:11,580
Throw another statue on the barricade.

2310
01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:15,040
Maybe we'll get a few more seconds before she colonizes us all.

2311
01:01:15,830 --> 01:01:16,210
Your Highness,

2312
01:01:16,390 --> 01:01:18,710
maybe the good progressive people will put up a fight.

2313
01:01:18,870 --> 01:01:19,130
Oh,

2314
01:01:19,130 --> 01:01:19,390
yeah,

2315
01:01:19,470 --> 01:01:19,810
sure,

2316
01:01:19,930 --> 01:01:20,110
Penny.

2317
01:01:20,290 --> 01:01:23,830
Maybe we can ask the keyboard warriors to put up an online petition or something.

2318
01:01:23,930 --> 01:01:24,790
That'll stop her,

2319
01:01:24,850 --> 01:01:26,010
you stupid bitch!

2320
01:01:27,350 --> 01:01:27,510
Oh!

2321
01:01:31,150 --> 01:01:32,050
I have returned.

2322
01:01:33,290 --> 01:01:33,430
Ha!

2323
01:01:33,610 --> 01:01:34,570
It's just Pete,

2324
01:01:34,670 --> 01:01:34,970
everybody.

2325
01:01:35,170 --> 01:01:36,070
False alarm.

2326
01:01:36,430 --> 01:01:36,770
Who?

2327
01:01:37,190 --> 01:01:37,590
Pete.

2328
01:01:37,790 --> 01:01:38,090
Remember,

2329
01:01:38,250 --> 01:01:39,690
we were going to execute him the other day.

2330
01:01:40,130 --> 01:01:40,270
Oh,

2331
01:01:40,550 --> 01:01:41,330
vaguely.

2332
01:01:41,730 --> 01:01:42,810
He's just a nobody,

2333
01:01:42,990 --> 01:01:43,370
aren't you,

2334
01:01:43,410 --> 01:01:43,590
Pete?

2335
01:01:43,770 --> 01:01:44,330
He's just a big,

2336
01:01:44,390 --> 01:01:44,790
stupid,

2337
01:01:44,850 --> 01:01:45,510
dumb nobody.

2338
01:01:45,910 --> 01:01:47,290
Now hand over the victimhood.

2339
01:01:48,010 --> 01:01:49,350
I am the chosen one.

2340
01:01:49,490 --> 01:01:50,310
Shut up,

2341
01:01:50,310 --> 01:01:50,550
Pete.

2342
01:01:50,710 --> 01:01:52,070
You can't be the chosen one.

2343
01:01:52,110 --> 01:01:52,830
You're white.

2344
01:01:53,710 --> 01:01:55,850
You are appropriating oppression.

2345
01:01:56,130 --> 01:01:57,390
How dare you?

2346
01:02:00,260 --> 01:02:00,920
How dare you,

2347
01:02:01,080 --> 01:02:01,420
Greta!

2348
01:02:01,520 --> 01:02:03,320
I've been oppressed my entire life,

2349
01:02:03,480 --> 01:02:04,020
enslaved,

2350
01:02:04,400 --> 01:02:05,360
sentenced to death,

2351
01:02:05,500 --> 01:02:08,360
and most recently I was penetrated by a gay snake!

2352
01:02:11,190 --> 01:02:11,870
I'm so sorry!

2353
01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:12,720
Please,

2354
01:02:12,720 --> 01:02:13,680
forgive me.

2355
01:02:15,010 --> 01:02:16,910
All of you need to check your privilege,

2356
01:02:17,130 --> 01:02:19,590
for I am the one true victim.

2357
01:02:20,930 --> 01:02:21,470
I hear you.

2358
01:02:21,570 --> 01:02:22,190
I'm sorry.

2359
01:02:22,680 --> 01:02:24,040
Thank you for sharing your truth.

2360
01:02:24,680 --> 01:02:27,060
I apologize for everything always.

2361
01:02:27,340 --> 01:02:29,160
All hail the one true victim.

2362
01:02:29,340 --> 01:02:30,540
All hail Pete.

2363
01:02:31,210 --> 01:02:31,850
I hope it.

2364
01:02:32,290 --> 01:02:32,850
High on pit.

2365
01:02:33,090 --> 01:02:33,970
High on pit.

2366
01:02:34,450 --> 01:02:34,810
Thank you.

2367
01:02:36,400 --> 01:02:37,040
People of Nam!

2368
01:02:37,690 --> 01:02:39,630
Today we acknowledge the one true victim.

2369
01:02:40,180 --> 01:02:40,600
Paint.

2370
01:02:41,290 --> 01:02:41,830
Henceforth,

2371
01:02:41,930 --> 01:02:43,830
there shall be no criticism of Pete.

2372
01:02:44,010 --> 01:02:46,710
He is forever perfect and great and correct.

2373
01:02:46,930 --> 01:02:50,630
He is so pure that he shall never be portrayed as a villain again.

2374
01:02:51,120 --> 01:02:55,300
We must believe all Pete's and put little Pete emojis in our bios.

2375
01:02:55,560 --> 01:02:56,560
And from now on,

2376
01:02:56,580 --> 01:02:59,480
this land will be known as the sovereign state of Petoria,

2377
01:02:59,660 --> 01:03:02,200
where Pete's life matters and no one else's.

2378
01:03:02,380 --> 01:03:02,680
Hey,

2379
01:03:02,700 --> 01:03:02,920
man,

2380
01:03:02,980 --> 01:03:04,000
what about Gregler?

2381
01:03:06,610 --> 01:03:10,510
Anti-Pete speech laws are now in full effect and every day will be

2382
01:03:10,510 --> 01:03:14,170
International Pete Recognition Day and all the TV shows and the

2383
01:03:14,170 --> 01:03:16,490
movies must be directed and star a Pete.

2384
01:03:16,620 --> 01:03:19,360
and can only be about Pete and Pete-related struggles.

2385
01:03:19,680 --> 01:03:20,720
For Pete's sake,

2386
01:03:20,780 --> 01:03:21,540
we do this,

2387
01:03:21,560 --> 01:03:22,960
not because we feel guilty,

2388
01:03:23,060 --> 01:03:24,420
but because we love Pete,

2389
01:03:24,580 --> 01:03:25,560
we adore Pete,

2390
01:03:25,820 --> 01:03:30,620
and we are utterly addicted to Pete because we are pedophiles.

2391
01:03:31,260 --> 01:03:32,540
Hail the one true victim!

2392
01:03:33,960 --> 01:03:34,620
Hail Pete!

2393
01:03:36,390 --> 01:03:36,590
Ugh.

2394
01:03:37,150 --> 01:03:37,390
HUH!

2395
01:03:37,810 --> 01:03:38,070
Good morning,

2396
01:03:38,070 --> 01:03:38,330
Murray.

2397
01:03:38,790 --> 01:03:39,370
How you feeling?

2398
01:03:39,720 --> 01:03:39,920
Yeah,

2399
01:03:39,920 --> 01:03:40,420
pretty good,

2400
01:03:40,460 --> 01:03:40,740
actually.

2401
01:03:40,820 --> 01:03:41,160
Thanks,

2402
01:03:41,360 --> 01:03:41,480
yeah.

2403
01:03:42,200 --> 01:03:42,560
Oh wait,

2404
01:03:42,640 --> 01:03:43,160
that's right!

2405
01:03:43,500 --> 01:03:44,780
I DON'T HAVE ANY LEGS!

2406
01:03:46,940 --> 01:03:47,600
I wanna go home!

2407
01:03:49,080 --> 01:03:50,320
You haven't left this room in weeks.

2408
01:03:50,680 --> 01:03:51,660
Let's go for a walk.

2409
01:03:51,740 --> 01:03:52,520
I've got no legs,

2410
01:03:52,560 --> 01:03:53,280
you foul woman!

2411
01:03:53,440 --> 01:03:54,160
Leave me alone!

2412
01:03:54,750 --> 01:03:55,210
Come on,

2413
01:03:55,210 --> 01:03:55,330
you.

2414
01:03:55,530 --> 01:03:56,690
Let's get you in your chair.

2415
01:03:56,930 --> 01:03:57,090
No!

2416
01:03:57,330 --> 01:03:57,690
No!

2417
01:03:57,870 --> 01:03:58,670
I don't want to!

2418
01:03:58,910 --> 01:03:59,450
Come on.

2419
01:03:59,590 --> 01:04:00,770
I want to show you something.

2420
01:04:01,130 --> 01:04:02,050
What do you want to show me,

2421
01:04:02,070 --> 01:04:03,230
you right-wing nutjob?

2422
01:04:03,490 --> 01:04:03,730
Murray,

2423
01:04:03,870 --> 01:04:05,050
you've been living in the bubble.

2424
01:04:05,190 --> 01:04:07,110
I want to show you the real Australia.

2425
01:04:07,570 --> 01:04:09,390
Welcome to Alice Springs.

2426
01:04:09,850 --> 01:04:11,470
Don't welcome me to my own country.

2427
01:04:11,930 --> 01:04:12,170
Tree.

2428
01:04:15,930 --> 01:04:17,470
I thought Alice Springs was a hell hole.

2429
01:04:17,590 --> 01:04:18,250
Not anymore.

2430
01:04:18,550 --> 01:04:20,390
Now it's one of the greatest places on Earth.

2431
01:04:20,730 --> 01:04:20,910
Yeah,

2432
01:04:20,910 --> 01:04:21,170
right.

2433
01:04:21,250 --> 01:04:22,250
Greatest place on Earth.

2434
01:04:22,390 --> 01:04:24,690
Then why is there a bloke just running around with a machete?

2435
01:04:26,010 --> 01:04:27,790
Guess it's still the stamp capital of the world,

2436
01:04:27,830 --> 01:04:27,930
huh?

2437
01:04:28,490 --> 01:04:28,870
Actually,

2438
01:04:28,870 --> 01:04:31,290
there's zero crime now and machetes are tools,

2439
01:04:31,430 --> 01:04:32,010
not weapons.

2440
01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:34,200
Prime Minister.

2441
01:04:35,490 --> 01:04:36,650
If this place is so great,

2442
01:04:36,730 --> 01:04:38,630
why the hell are you demolishing the settling?

2443
01:04:40,420 --> 01:04:41,160
We don't need it.

2444
01:04:41,200 --> 01:04:41,580
Plus,

2445
01:04:41,740 --> 01:04:43,560
we need to make room for the stock exchange.

2446
01:04:44,890 --> 01:04:45,650
The theme parks,

2447
01:04:47,200 --> 01:04:48,620
and the Alice Springs Opera House.

2448
01:04:50,810 --> 01:04:53,250
The Alice Springs Symphony Orchestra is playing tonight.

2449
01:04:53,550 --> 01:04:53,870
Yeah,

2450
01:04:53,870 --> 01:04:54,130
right.

2451
01:04:54,210 --> 01:04:56,550
Still got black fellas drinking in the middle of the day.

2452
01:04:57,410 --> 01:04:57,810
No,

2453
01:04:57,810 --> 01:04:58,710
he's a sommelier,

2454
01:04:59,030 --> 01:05:01,630
a part of the thriving culinary scene here in Alice.

2455
01:05:01,870 --> 01:05:03,550
We've got some of the world's best chefs,

2456
01:05:03,630 --> 01:05:04,430
best restaurants,

2457
01:05:04,610 --> 01:05:05,850
and best cafes here.

2458
01:05:06,010 --> 01:05:07,570
I don't normally drink this lefty stuff,

2459
01:05:07,770 --> 01:05:10,770
but these short black fellas make an excellent almond cappuccino.

2460
01:05:11,370 --> 01:05:11,650
Thanks,

2461
01:05:11,650 --> 01:05:12,030
Prime Minister.

2462
01:05:12,629 --> 01:05:12,950
Yeah,

2463
01:05:12,950 --> 01:05:13,090
well,

2464
01:05:13,110 --> 01:05:13,730
look at this bloke.

2465
01:05:13,730 --> 01:05:15,270
He looks like he's on another planet.

2466
01:05:16,680 --> 01:05:16,840
Well,

2467
01:05:16,840 --> 01:05:17,260
he has been.

2468
01:05:17,760 --> 01:05:20,840
He's adjusting to Earth's gravity after six years in space with the

2469
01:05:20,840 --> 01:05:21,920
Alice Springs Space Program.

2470
01:05:24,500 --> 01:05:26,400
Pretty cool what you can achieve with sensible policies,

2471
01:05:26,540 --> 01:05:26,740
hey?

2472
01:05:27,470 --> 01:05:27,750
Whoa,

2473
01:05:27,850 --> 01:05:29,110
so you're saying that out here,

2474
01:05:29,230 --> 01:05:30,190
everyone's equal?

2475
01:05:30,720 --> 01:05:32,140
The color of your skin doesn't matter.

2476
01:05:32,700 --> 01:05:35,940
And even an Aboriginal guy like me could one day walk on the moon.

2477
01:05:36,440 --> 01:05:37,820
That's exactly what I'm saying.

2478
01:05:38,330 --> 01:05:38,510
Yeah,

2479
01:05:38,530 --> 01:05:41,150
except for the fact that I don't have any legs!

2480
01:05:42,050 --> 01:05:42,470
Prime Minister.

2481
01:05:42,910 --> 01:05:43,530
We've got a situation.

2482
01:05:44,190 --> 01:05:44,690
It's the bubble!

2483
01:05:45,080 --> 01:05:46,240
Of course it's the bubble.

2484
01:05:47,430 --> 01:05:47,750
Oh yeah,

2485
01:05:47,830 --> 01:05:48,290
that'd be right.

2486
01:05:48,490 --> 01:05:51,780
Just leave me here to-Report.

2487
01:05:52,490 --> 01:05:54,110
Hundreds of them migrating out of Melbourne.

2488
01:05:54,650 --> 01:05:55,210
I don't blame him.

2489
01:05:55,630 --> 01:05:55,910
Haha!

2490
01:05:56,590 --> 01:05:56,870
Wait!

2491
01:05:58,570 --> 01:05:59,210
They're not just leaving.

2492
01:05:59,780 --> 01:06:00,980
They're infecting the country.

2493
01:06:01,690 --> 01:06:02,010
You're right.

2494
01:06:02,130 --> 01:06:03,370
They've infected the universities.

2495
01:06:03,770 --> 01:06:05,890
Reality is something we no longer observe.

2496
01:06:06,170 --> 01:06:07,690
But something Pete has endured.

2497
01:06:08,590 --> 01:06:09,370
The national airlines.

2498
01:06:09,890 --> 01:06:10,570
Ladies and gentlemen,

2499
01:06:10,710 --> 01:06:14,050
we'd like to acknowledge that all flights take place in the context of Pete's suffering.

2500
01:06:14,580 --> 01:06:17,060
The Victorian Parliament is apologising to Pete again!

2501
01:06:17,769 --> 01:06:18,410
We're sorry!

2502
01:06:18,990 --> 01:06:19,250
No!

2503
01:06:22,060 --> 01:06:22,620
Beats a life!

2504
01:06:23,680 --> 01:06:26,760
He found the victimhood and now he's taking over the world.

2505
01:06:27,460 --> 01:06:28,360
He's a colonizer.

2506
01:06:28,870 --> 01:06:29,430
Bubbles expanding.

2507
01:06:29,650 --> 01:06:30,870
The more support he builds,

2508
01:06:30,910 --> 01:06:31,650
the bigger it's getting.

2509
01:06:32,150 --> 01:06:33,250
If we don't stop him.

2510
01:06:33,350 --> 01:06:36,570
All of Australia becomes one big bubble.

2511
01:06:41,070 --> 01:06:41,850
What's going on?

2512
01:06:41,910 --> 01:06:42,590
It's the ABC.

2513
01:06:44,570 --> 01:06:45,510
My fellow Australians,

2514
01:06:45,790 --> 01:06:47,830
we're a country that talks about a fair go,

2515
01:06:47,910 --> 01:06:50,090
but we don't always face the hurt we're built on.

2516
01:06:50,350 --> 01:06:50,810
Tonight,

2517
01:06:50,990 --> 01:06:52,810
I'm asking you to look properly.

2518
01:06:53,600 --> 01:06:54,500
This is Pete,

2519
01:06:54,740 --> 01:06:56,160
the one true victim.

2520
01:06:56,440 --> 01:06:57,920
And for all his pain,

2521
01:06:58,100 --> 01:06:59,360
he deserves our pity.

2522
01:07:00,700 --> 01:07:01,060
It's propaganda.

2523
01:07:01,930 --> 01:07:02,470
Turn it off!

2524
01:07:02,590 --> 01:07:03,290
I can't.

2525
01:07:03,740 --> 01:07:04,560
Don't look at the screen!

2526
01:07:06,080 --> 01:07:06,260
Ah!

2527
01:07:10,740 --> 01:07:12,260
We need to stop him before it's too late.

2528
01:07:12,660 --> 01:07:13,660
I don't know Prime Minister,

2529
01:07:13,860 --> 01:07:16,560
don't you think he's suffered enough?

2530
01:07:22,180 --> 01:07:22,420
Bro!

2531
01:07:22,420 --> 01:07:22,620
Bro!

2532
01:07:22,720 --> 01:07:22,920
Bro!

2533
01:07:23,330 --> 01:07:23,610
Oh!

2534
01:07:25,050 --> 01:07:25,310
Murray,

2535
01:07:25,470 --> 01:07:26,310
you know the bubble.

2536
01:07:26,450 --> 01:07:27,870
I need you to help me stop him.

2537
01:07:28,430 --> 01:07:29,650
Help me save Australia.

2538
01:07:31,330 --> 01:07:32,710
What's Australia ever done for me?

2539
01:07:34,220 --> 01:07:36,460
Australia's given me nothing but grief since I was born.

2540
01:07:36,620 --> 01:07:36,980
And now,

2541
01:07:36,980 --> 01:07:37,660
on top of everything,

2542
01:07:37,820 --> 01:07:38,940
I don't have any legs.

2543
01:07:39,080 --> 01:07:41,020
And Pete gets to be the one true victim?

2544
01:07:41,220 --> 01:07:42,060
Give me a break.

2545
01:07:42,340 --> 01:07:42,720
Now,

2546
01:07:42,720 --> 01:07:43,740
if you'll excuse me,

2547
01:07:43,860 --> 01:07:45,700
I've got a pity party to get to.

2548
01:07:47,060 --> 01:07:47,580
Power's off.

2549
01:07:48,100 --> 01:07:48,300
Yeah,

2550
01:07:48,320 --> 01:07:48,800
that'd be wrong.

2551
01:07:54,850 --> 01:07:55,510
Of course.

2552
01:07:56,390 --> 01:07:56,550
Thank you.

2553
01:07:57,150 --> 01:07:57,430
Damn it!

2554
01:07:57,750 --> 01:08:00,290
Where else are we going to find someone that knows the lay of the bubble?

2555
01:08:00,670 --> 01:08:01,730
There is another.

2556
01:08:02,970 --> 01:08:04,230
Private Lance reporting for duty,

2557
01:08:04,390 --> 01:08:04,710
ma'am.

2558
01:08:04,730 --> 01:08:05,790
Don't call me ma'am.

2559
01:08:05,790 --> 01:08:06,630
I'm the Prime Minister.

2560
01:08:06,830 --> 01:08:07,770
Now pass me your bag.

2561
01:08:08,010 --> 01:08:08,630
No can do,

2562
01:08:08,670 --> 01:08:09,170
Pauline.

2563
01:08:09,410 --> 01:08:10,350
I'm a man now.

2564
01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:11,800
I'll load my own bag.

2565
01:08:12,000 --> 01:08:12,320
Fine.

2566
01:08:12,500 --> 01:08:13,160
I don't care.

2567
01:08:13,420 --> 01:08:15,460
Permission to say goodbye to my very pregnant wife?

2568
01:08:16,109 --> 01:08:16,930
pregnant wife?

2569
01:08:19,640 --> 01:08:20,800
Progressives.

2570
01:08:22,359 --> 01:08:23,899
I'm gonna go fight these commies down in Nam.

2571
01:08:24,430 --> 01:08:24,770
I know.

2572
01:08:25,359 --> 01:08:26,340
And I'm coming with you.

2573
01:08:26,590 --> 01:08:26,729
No,

2574
01:08:26,729 --> 01:08:26,890
Stacy,

2575
01:08:27,090 --> 01:08:27,609
you can't.

2576
01:08:27,609 --> 01:08:28,010
You're pregnant.

2577
01:08:28,189 --> 01:08:29,029
It's too dangerous.

2578
01:08:29,510 --> 01:08:30,609
I'm not afraid of danger.

2579
01:08:32,130 --> 01:08:32,290
See,

2580
01:08:32,290 --> 01:08:32,729
Stacey,

2581
01:08:32,830 --> 01:08:34,569
you need to accept biological reality.

2582
01:08:34,950 --> 01:08:35,950
What am I supposed to do,

2583
01:08:35,970 --> 01:08:36,090
huh?

2584
01:08:36,270 --> 01:08:36,930
Stay here,

2585
01:08:37,109 --> 01:08:37,870
clean the house,

2586
01:08:37,970 --> 01:08:40,310
make sure there's a roast chook on the table when you get back?

2587
01:08:40,680 --> 01:08:40,979
Yes,

2588
01:08:40,979 --> 01:08:41,500
thank you.

2589
01:08:41,520 --> 01:08:42,180
That sounds amazing.

2590
01:08:42,880 --> 01:08:43,120
No,

2591
01:08:43,120 --> 01:08:44,180
I want to go on the mission.

2592
01:08:44,300 --> 01:08:45,380
I can fly the chopper.

2593
01:08:45,560 --> 01:08:45,920
Come on,

2594
01:08:45,920 --> 01:08:47,040
you don't know how to fly a helicopter.

2595
01:08:47,420 --> 01:08:48,200
I'll figure it out.

2596
01:08:48,260 --> 01:08:49,020
I can do anything.

2597
01:08:49,160 --> 01:08:50,279
I'm the female lead.

2598
01:08:50,710 --> 01:08:51,029
Come on,

2599
01:08:51,029 --> 01:08:51,270
Stacy.

2600
01:08:51,490 --> 01:08:52,830
Start living in the real world.

2601
01:08:53,859 --> 01:08:54,960
I know you think I'm useless.

2602
01:08:55,140 --> 01:08:57,180
I heard what you said to Bill under the truck.

2603
01:08:57,560 --> 01:08:58,359
What are you talking about?

2604
01:08:58,560 --> 01:09:00,899
We were just a couple of men talking about motor mechanics.

2605
01:09:01,889 --> 01:09:02,790
Stop gaslighting me!

2606
01:09:02,990 --> 01:09:03,430
Lance,

2607
01:09:03,510 --> 01:09:04,470
it's time to go.

2608
01:09:04,630 --> 01:09:05,010
Coming,

2609
01:09:05,010 --> 01:09:05,430
Pauline.

2610
01:09:06,220 --> 01:09:06,540
Coming,

2611
01:09:06,540 --> 01:09:06,859
Pauline.

2612
01:09:06,979 --> 01:09:07,300
Oh,

2613
01:09:07,380 --> 01:09:07,720
I see.

2614
01:09:07,819 --> 01:09:08,859
You've got the hots for her,

2615
01:09:08,880 --> 01:09:09,180
don't ya?

2616
01:09:09,609 --> 01:09:09,870
Oh,

2617
01:09:09,950 --> 01:09:10,729
for the last time,

2618
01:09:10,830 --> 01:09:11,029
no,

2619
01:09:11,090 --> 01:09:13,010
I'm not cheating on you with Pauline Hanson.

2620
01:09:13,029 --> 01:09:14,029
You're being hysterical.

2621
01:09:14,300 --> 01:09:15,260
You're so mean.

2622
01:09:15,720 --> 01:09:16,160
Stacey,

2623
01:09:16,160 --> 01:09:16,340
listen,

2624
01:09:16,479 --> 01:09:16,939
you're a woman.

2625
01:09:17,390 --> 01:09:19,689
You don't need to be flying choppers and fighting wars like me.

2626
01:09:19,910 --> 01:09:21,010
We have different roles.

2627
01:09:21,350 --> 01:09:22,770
There's no shame in staying here.

2628
01:09:22,810 --> 01:09:23,550
I couldn't do it.

2629
01:09:23,590 --> 01:09:24,649
I don't know how to cook or clean.

2630
01:09:24,790 --> 01:09:25,910
I've never even used a vacuum.

2631
01:09:26,189 --> 01:09:26,630
You know,

2632
01:09:26,630 --> 01:09:27,189
in many ways,

2633
01:09:27,189 --> 01:09:28,430
the real battle's fought here,

2634
01:09:28,510 --> 01:09:29,430
in the laundry,

2635
01:09:29,670 --> 01:09:30,330
in the kitchen.

2636
01:09:30,890 --> 01:09:31,790
That's where you belong.

2637
01:09:32,640 --> 01:09:32,979
Lance?

2638
01:09:34,500 --> 01:09:34,800
Now.

2639
01:09:35,439 --> 01:09:35,920
Wait for me,

2640
01:09:35,979 --> 01:09:36,399
Pauline!

2641
01:09:47,210 --> 01:09:48,430
We've got to take down those shields.

2642
01:09:49,109 --> 01:09:49,410
Fire!

2643
01:09:54,630 --> 01:09:55,270
That did nothing!

2644
01:10:02,710 --> 01:10:02,850
Okay,

2645
01:10:02,850 --> 01:10:03,710
that almost did something.

2646
01:10:08,100 --> 01:10:10,640
Looks like we're gonna need something really big to penetrate that.

2647
01:10:10,840 --> 01:10:12,120
Send in the nuke.

2648
01:10:12,650 --> 01:10:13,570
At your service,

2649
01:10:13,670 --> 01:10:14,210
Prime Minister!

2650
01:10:17,330 --> 01:10:19,050
Who let the blind guy fly the moon?

2651
01:10:21,060 --> 01:10:21,340
All right,

2652
01:10:21,340 --> 01:10:21,540
Bill.

2653
01:10:21,880 --> 01:10:22,940
Aim directly for the bubble.

2654
01:10:23,320 --> 01:10:23,700
Bubbles!

2655
01:10:24,310 --> 01:10:29,800
What about— Go!

2656
01:10:30,740 --> 01:10:34,900
GO GO GO HULA!

2657
01:10:35,030 --> 01:10:35,370
Thank you.

2658
01:10:38,830 --> 01:10:39,170
Oh no,

2659
01:10:39,270 --> 01:10:39,450
look!

2660
01:10:48,850 --> 01:10:49,190
Don't worry,

2661
01:10:49,250 --> 01:10:49,710
Pauline.

2662
01:10:49,750 --> 01:10:50,650
I'll protect you.

2663
01:10:50,810 --> 01:10:52,050
Get off me.

2664
01:10:53,740 --> 01:10:54,040
Well,

2665
01:10:54,040 --> 01:10:54,300
well,

2666
01:10:54,300 --> 01:10:54,600
well.

2667
01:10:55,000 --> 01:10:55,400
Busted.

2668
01:10:55,520 --> 01:10:57,480
I knew you two were up to no good.

2669
01:10:57,680 --> 01:10:57,940
Stacy,

2670
01:10:58,120 --> 01:10:59,100
it's not what it looks like.

2671
01:10:59,360 --> 01:10:59,800
We're done.

2672
01:11:00,000 --> 01:11:00,880
Forget the baby,

2673
01:11:01,020 --> 01:11:01,860
forget the house,

2674
01:11:02,000 --> 01:11:03,040
forget the minivan.

2675
01:11:03,320 --> 01:11:03,580
No,

2676
01:11:03,700 --> 01:11:04,480
not the minivan,

2677
01:11:04,580 --> 01:11:04,840
please!

2678
01:11:05,300 --> 01:11:05,660
Wait,

2679
01:11:05,800 --> 01:11:07,060
who's flying the chopper?

2680
01:11:13,590 --> 01:11:13,910
Thank you.

2681
01:11:14,310 --> 01:11:14,590
Are you okay?

2682
01:11:15,090 --> 01:11:16,110
I can't feel the baby.

2683
01:11:16,630 --> 01:11:17,110
Oh no!

2684
01:11:17,640 --> 01:11:19,040
I know exactly who to blame for this!

2685
01:11:19,850 --> 01:11:20,290
Patriarchy.

2686
01:11:20,510 --> 01:11:21,590
Look at me,

2687
01:11:21,670 --> 01:11:23,270
filled with all this violent testosterone.

2688
01:11:23,710 --> 01:11:25,670
I've become so dominating and oppressive.

2689
01:11:25,870 --> 01:11:26,790
Will you shut up?

2690
01:11:26,790 --> 01:11:27,610
We're in danger.

2691
01:11:27,830 --> 01:11:27,970
Yeah,

2692
01:11:27,990 --> 01:11:28,450
you're not wrong,

2693
01:11:28,470 --> 01:11:28,930
Pauline.

2694
01:11:29,010 --> 01:11:29,610
Be careful.

2695
01:11:29,650 --> 01:11:31,650
You're just a sex object to me now.

2696
01:11:31,830 --> 01:11:32,950
Who knows what I'll do?

2697
01:11:33,070 --> 01:11:33,290
No,

2698
01:11:33,370 --> 01:11:33,810
you idiot.

2699
01:11:34,010 --> 01:11:34,930
You're not the danger.

2700
01:11:35,410 --> 01:11:35,850
Ah,

2701
01:11:35,930 --> 01:11:36,250
yes.

2702
01:11:36,570 --> 01:11:37,230
Well done,

2703
01:11:37,330 --> 01:11:37,730
you two.

2704
01:11:37,910 --> 01:11:39,610
You brought us Pauline Hanson.

2705
01:11:39,690 --> 01:11:42,350
Wait until the all-powerful Pete hears about this.

2706
01:11:43,200 --> 01:11:44,880
All hail the almighty paint!

2707
01:11:49,890 --> 01:11:52,950
I'm so tired from shooting all those people out of the sky.

2708
01:11:53,970 --> 01:11:54,230
Peace.

2709
01:11:54,900 --> 01:11:55,780
You look awful.

2710
01:11:56,370 --> 01:11:56,570
No,

2711
01:11:56,570 --> 01:11:57,130
he doesn't.

2712
01:11:57,130 --> 01:11:57,750
He looks great.

2713
01:11:57,970 --> 01:11:59,230
Pete always looks great.

2714
01:11:59,270 --> 01:11:59,850
He's the best.

2715
01:12:00,050 --> 01:12:00,150
Oh,

2716
01:12:00,290 --> 01:12:01,270
that's so mean.

2717
01:12:01,970 --> 01:12:02,510
He's sick.

2718
01:12:02,630 --> 01:12:04,170
It's sucking the life out of him.

2719
01:12:04,270 --> 01:12:04,430
Oh,

2720
01:12:04,450 --> 01:12:04,990
shut up,

2721
01:12:04,990 --> 01:12:05,410
Pauline.

2722
01:12:05,490 --> 01:12:06,630
Stop telling it like it is.

2723
01:12:07,180 --> 01:12:07,740
Take her away!

2724
01:12:08,150 --> 01:12:08,430
Daddy,

2725
01:12:08,450 --> 01:12:08,630
no.

2726
01:12:08,950 --> 01:12:09,570
Pauline's right.

2727
01:12:09,790 --> 01:12:10,370
Look at him.

2728
01:12:10,410 --> 01:12:11,010
He's weak.

2729
01:12:11,170 --> 01:12:11,370
What?

2730
01:12:11,550 --> 01:12:11,830
No,

2731
01:12:11,870 --> 01:12:12,290
he's not.

2732
01:12:12,330 --> 01:12:13,050
He's strong.

2733
01:12:13,610 --> 01:12:16,390
How dare you speak to Pete like that?

2734
01:12:16,510 --> 01:12:17,830
After all he's been through.

2735
01:12:17,970 --> 01:12:19,550
After all you've put him through.

2736
01:12:19,630 --> 01:12:20,630
We all know the truth.

2737
01:12:20,850 --> 01:12:22,030
You enslaved Pete.

2738
01:12:22,210 --> 01:12:23,310
You whipped Pete.

2739
01:12:23,450 --> 01:12:25,490
You tried to cut Pete's balls off.

2740
01:12:26,180 --> 01:12:27,140
We've all harmed Pete.

2741
01:12:27,580 --> 01:12:29,580
All we can do is atone for eternity.

2742
01:12:30,490 --> 01:12:31,230
And pity him.

2743
01:12:31,920 --> 01:12:32,340
Forever.

2744
01:12:34,540 --> 01:12:35,420
I just felt the baby.

2745
01:12:36,070 --> 01:12:39,030
How can we bring a child into this world that's been so cruel to peace?

2746
01:12:39,480 --> 01:12:39,860
You're right.

2747
01:12:40,280 --> 01:12:41,000
Let's get an abortion.

2748
01:12:41,810 --> 01:12:42,110
Yes!

2749
01:12:42,230 --> 01:12:44,810
Us pedophile elites love a child sacrifice!

2750
01:12:45,520 --> 01:12:45,800
Sir,

2751
01:12:45,940 --> 01:12:47,840
what should we do with Pauline Hanson?

2752
01:12:48,120 --> 01:12:51,460
Something us lefties have wanted to do for a very long time.

2753
01:12:52,040 --> 01:12:52,920
Prepare the gallows.

2754
01:12:52,920 --> 01:12:53,500
Tonight,

2755
01:12:53,700 --> 01:12:56,080
we're going to execute Pauline Hayes.

2756
01:12:56,730 --> 01:12:57,270
I'm out.

2757
01:12:56,860 --> 01:12:56,980
Ha!

2758
01:13:04,200 --> 01:13:04,640
I'm sorry,

2759
01:13:04,720 --> 01:13:04,900
Mari.

2760
01:13:05,240 --> 01:13:07,020
Looks like no one came to your pity party.

2761
01:13:07,630 --> 01:13:07,770
Hmm.

2762
01:13:08,590 --> 01:13:09,450
Do you want to stay for a while?

2763
01:13:10,010 --> 01:13:10,370
No thanks.

2764
01:13:10,820 --> 01:13:11,640
I don't care either!

2765
01:13:13,300 --> 01:13:13,660
You're pathetic.

2766
01:13:14,750 --> 01:13:15,450
Don't come back!

2767
01:13:21,470 --> 01:13:21,650
Yeah,

2768
01:13:21,650 --> 01:13:21,870
Rod.

2769
01:13:22,890 --> 01:13:23,370
This is it,

2770
01:13:23,390 --> 01:13:23,510
huh?

2771
01:13:24,540 --> 01:13:25,360
This is how I talk.

2772
01:13:32,270 --> 01:13:32,490
What?

2773
01:13:34,280 --> 01:13:35,200
Is that-Yep!

2774
01:13:35,610 --> 01:13:36,750
The big RSO in the sky.

2775
01:13:37,050 --> 01:13:37,730
Told ya.

2776
01:13:37,850 --> 01:13:38,310
Bill!

2777
01:13:39,150 --> 01:13:39,630
You're dead!

2778
01:13:39,870 --> 01:13:40,190
Yeah,

2779
01:13:40,210 --> 01:13:41,830
apparently I got hit by a bubble or something.

2780
01:13:42,170 --> 01:13:43,030
Came out of bloody nowhere!

2781
01:13:43,930 --> 01:13:44,150
White.

2782
01:13:44,550 --> 01:13:45,210
OMDID!

2783
01:13:45,720 --> 01:13:45,940
Gah!

2784
01:13:46,380 --> 01:13:47,600
And I still don't have any legs.

2785
01:13:47,720 --> 01:13:50,040
Why don't I get a cool little ghost tail like you?

2786
01:13:50,460 --> 01:13:50,800
I don't know!

2787
01:13:51,240 --> 01:13:51,420
Hey,

2788
01:13:51,420 --> 01:13:52,660
why don't we go ask one of your ancestors?

2789
01:13:53,060 --> 01:13:53,740
They're all in there!

2790
01:13:54,290 --> 01:13:54,770
What is this?

2791
01:13:56,580 --> 01:13:56,940
My brothers!

2792
01:13:58,090 --> 01:13:58,570
Murray!

2793
01:13:58,570 --> 01:13:59,050
Oh,

2794
01:13:59,050 --> 01:13:59,370
look,

2795
01:13:59,430 --> 01:13:59,670
everyone!

2796
01:13:59,890 --> 01:14:00,490
Murray's here!

2797
01:14:00,750 --> 01:14:01,010
Hello,

2798
01:14:01,190 --> 01:14:01,550
Murray.

2799
01:14:01,870 --> 01:14:03,110
Jolly good to see you,

2800
01:14:03,110 --> 01:14:03,590
old chap.

2801
01:14:04,010 --> 01:14:04,710
Oh wow Murray,

2802
01:14:04,890 --> 01:14:06,010
who do you want to talk to first?

2803
01:14:07,720 --> 01:14:08,000
Yeah!

2804
01:14:08,440 --> 01:14:09,000
Take me to that one!

2805
01:14:11,280 --> 01:14:12,120
Have a look at that.

2806
01:14:12,450 --> 01:14:13,370
Coming up after the break,

2807
01:14:13,430 --> 01:14:16,490
we're going to be heading down to the PCG where we'll be executing

2808
01:14:16,490 --> 01:14:18,990
Pauline Hanson live on the ABC.

2809
01:14:19,940 --> 01:14:20,300
Yep,

2810
01:14:20,300 --> 01:14:21,120
that's your fault.

2811
01:14:21,540 --> 01:14:22,040
My fault!

2812
01:14:22,160 --> 01:14:23,000
I didn't do anything!

2813
01:14:23,160 --> 01:14:23,540
Exactly!

2814
01:14:24,090 --> 01:14:24,770
You did nothing.

2815
01:14:24,950 --> 01:14:26,070
And now have a look at your mate.

2816
01:14:28,210 --> 01:14:29,290
The victimhood's killing him!

2817
01:14:29,540 --> 01:14:31,920
And Aunty Pauline's the only one that can free him from it.

2818
01:14:31,960 --> 01:14:32,940
Once they kill her,

2819
01:14:33,710 --> 01:14:34,210
This game over.

2820
01:14:34,530 --> 01:14:34,850
Yeah,

2821
01:14:34,890 --> 01:14:35,110
yeah,

2822
01:14:35,130 --> 01:14:35,650
righto,

2823
01:14:35,650 --> 01:14:36,130
let me guess.

2824
01:14:36,290 --> 01:14:38,910
This is the part where I'm meant to have this big character change

2825
01:14:38,910 --> 01:14:40,470
moment and suddenly become a hero.

2826
01:14:40,690 --> 01:14:41,010
Well,

2827
01:14:41,010 --> 01:14:41,350
I'm not.

2828
01:14:41,690 --> 01:14:42,750
Just a legless aboriginal.

2829
01:14:43,620 --> 01:14:43,820
Oh!

2830
01:14:44,610 --> 01:14:44,890
Dammit,

2831
01:14:44,890 --> 01:14:45,170
you suck!

2832
01:14:45,290 --> 01:14:46,795
You think our mob has survived 65,

2833
01:14:46,795 --> 01:14:48,350
000 years acting like victims?

2834
01:14:48,570 --> 01:14:49,930
I thought it was billions of years.

2835
01:14:50,650 --> 01:14:51,070
Cut it out.

2836
01:14:51,150 --> 01:14:52,050
We're not victims.

2837
01:14:52,110 --> 01:14:52,710
We're survivors.

2838
01:14:53,030 --> 01:14:55,250
We endured the harshest country on Earth.

2839
01:14:55,450 --> 01:14:55,710
Yeah,

2840
01:14:55,730 --> 01:14:55,890
well,

2841
01:14:55,910 --> 01:14:57,630
I've got some very traumatic news for you,

2842
01:14:57,650 --> 01:14:57,770
mate.

2843
01:14:57,890 --> 01:14:59,250
It's not our country anymore.

2844
01:14:59,490 --> 01:15:00,210
Of course it is.

2845
01:15:00,660 --> 01:15:01,840
People worked these lands,

2846
01:15:01,840 --> 01:15:02,720
the stations,

2847
01:15:02,720 --> 01:15:03,580
the railways,

2848
01:15:03,580 --> 01:15:07,235
the stock routes— we fought wars for a country we didn't even have equal rights in.

2849
01:15:07,235 --> 01:15:07,400
We didn't complain,

2850
01:15:07,400 --> 01:15:09,400
we contributed,

2851
01:15:09,400 --> 01:15:12,130
because we were not resentful.

2852
01:15:12,350 --> 01:15:12,670
Yeah,

2853
01:15:12,710 --> 01:15:12,850
well,

2854
01:15:12,910 --> 01:15:13,430
it's not fair.

2855
01:15:14,090 --> 01:15:14,870
History's not fair.

2856
01:15:15,190 --> 01:15:16,550
There's no point dwelling on it.

2857
01:15:16,850 --> 01:15:18,450
Throwing a bloody pity party for yourself.

2858
01:15:18,810 --> 01:15:19,130
Pathetic.

2859
01:15:19,350 --> 01:15:19,690
You know,

2860
01:15:19,730 --> 01:15:22,090
you might have gotten away with that sort of stuff in your little bubble thing,

2861
01:15:22,170 --> 01:15:22,830
but not out here.

2862
01:15:23,250 --> 01:15:24,310
Doesn't pass the pup test.

2863
01:15:25,010 --> 01:15:26,350
What am I supposed to do about it then?

2864
01:15:27,390 --> 01:15:27,570
You know,

2865
01:15:27,590 --> 01:15:28,990
there's an ancient Aboriginal saying.

2866
01:15:29,800 --> 01:15:30,260
Shit happens!

2867
01:15:31,420 --> 01:15:32,440
Just keep truckin'!

2868
01:15:34,170 --> 01:15:34,330
Yeah,

2869
01:15:34,330 --> 01:15:35,170
that's a good sign.

2870
01:15:35,470 --> 01:15:36,910
Someone should make that a sticker.

2871
01:15:40,280 --> 01:15:40,800
Alrighty,

2872
01:15:40,880 --> 01:15:43,720
let's kill Pauline Hanson right after this commercial break.

2873
01:15:44,650 --> 01:15:45,630
You gonna stay knocked out,

2874
01:15:45,670 --> 01:15:45,830
Murray?

2875
01:15:46,490 --> 01:15:48,510
Or are you gonna make your ancestors proud for once?

2876
01:15:48,920 --> 01:15:50,500
Get back up and save the day.

2877
01:15:51,170 --> 01:15:51,350
Yeah.

2878
01:15:51,860 --> 01:15:52,060
Yeah,

2879
01:15:52,060 --> 01:15:52,860
I've learned my lesson.

2880
01:15:53,360 --> 01:15:54,460
I'm not gonna be a victim anymore!

2881
01:15:55,170 --> 01:15:55,810
I'm gonna be a hero!

2882
01:15:56,650 --> 01:15:56,890
Oh,

2883
01:15:56,890 --> 01:15:57,150
wait,

2884
01:15:57,230 --> 01:15:57,690
that's right.

2885
01:15:58,220 --> 01:15:58,840
I'm dead.

2886
01:15:59,640 --> 01:15:59,960
Come on,

2887
01:15:59,960 --> 01:16:00,100
mate,

2888
01:16:00,160 --> 01:16:01,300
you might be a Legolasnap original.

2889
01:16:02,130 --> 01:16:02,630
I did,

2890
01:16:02,630 --> 01:16:02,890
yeah!

2891
01:16:53,100 --> 01:16:55,360
Well I think I've dragged this execution out long enough.

2892
01:16:55,810 --> 01:16:57,650
For crimes against Pete Pauline Hayson,

2893
01:16:57,750 --> 01:16:59,330
you are sentenced to death.

2894
01:17:01,570 --> 01:17:01,850
Look at her,

2895
01:17:01,870 --> 01:17:02,770
couldn't even show her face.

2896
01:17:03,370 --> 01:17:03,610
Haha!

2897
01:17:03,790 --> 01:17:05,090
And with you out of the picture,

2898
01:17:05,210 --> 01:17:08,670
there's nothing that can stop Pete from becoming the one true victim forever!

2899
01:17:09,600 --> 01:17:09,740
Huh?

2900
01:17:36,970 --> 01:17:37,370
It ain't easy.

2901
01:17:37,730 --> 01:17:38,110
Elbow,

2902
01:17:38,110 --> 01:17:38,610
wake up!

2903
01:17:38,690 --> 01:17:39,390
Snap out of it!

2904
01:17:40,500 --> 01:17:40,840
Ah!

2905
01:17:41,220 --> 01:17:41,760
What?

2906
01:17:42,340 --> 01:17:42,660
Murray,

2907
01:17:42,760 --> 01:17:43,840
what's going on?

2908
01:17:44,430 --> 01:17:44,950
We were wrong.

2909
01:17:45,290 --> 01:17:47,630
Pauline Hanson's not the most evil person in the world.

2910
01:17:48,110 --> 01:17:48,510
What?!

2911
01:17:48,750 --> 01:17:49,250
Really?

2912
01:17:49,730 --> 01:17:50,390
No way.

2913
01:17:50,590 --> 01:17:51,310
Yes way.

2914
01:17:51,550 --> 01:17:53,110
It's the victimhood that's bad.

2915
01:17:53,290 --> 01:17:55,230
And she's the only one that can rescue Pete.

2916
01:17:55,410 --> 01:17:56,550
We need to untie her.

2917
01:17:56,730 --> 01:17:57,070
Okay,

2918
01:17:57,270 --> 01:17:57,990
jeez.

2919
01:17:58,230 --> 01:17:59,410
I'm so stupid.

2920
01:17:59,610 --> 01:18:01,310
What a dumb fool I am.

2921
01:18:01,530 --> 01:18:02,250
It's nearly over,

2922
01:18:02,330 --> 01:18:02,490
Pete.

2923
01:18:03,090 --> 01:18:06,410
I've just got to crawl over here and rescue Pauline and then— I'm

2924
01:18:06,410 --> 01:18:07,790
afraid I can't let you do that,

2925
01:18:07,830 --> 01:18:08,130
Nose.

2926
01:18:08,900 --> 01:18:09,900
Oh my— Bro,

2927
01:18:10,000 --> 01:18:10,680
I snapped your head off!

2928
01:18:11,180 --> 01:18:11,380
Oh,

2929
01:18:11,380 --> 01:18:12,060
he's just pretending.

2930
01:18:12,280 --> 01:18:13,020
I'm a liar,

2931
01:18:13,040 --> 01:18:13,240
Murray.

2932
01:18:13,400 --> 01:18:15,080
It's a trick I learned long ago.

2933
01:18:15,240 --> 01:18:18,960
I can't have that pesky Pauline Hanson taking away Pete's victimhood.

2934
01:18:19,000 --> 01:18:21,380
I need him to be my perpetual victim,

2935
01:18:21,380 --> 01:18:23,300
but he's gonna suffer forever.

2936
01:18:23,300 --> 01:18:24,040
Exactly.

2937
01:18:24,040 --> 01:18:24,840
Don't you see?

2938
01:18:24,840 --> 01:18:25,880
He's suffering.

2939
01:18:25,880 --> 01:18:26,620
That's my resource.

2940
01:18:26,620 --> 01:18:28,260
The more dependent he is,

2941
01:18:28,260 --> 01:18:29,780
the more powerful I become.

2942
01:18:29,780 --> 01:18:32,180
It's the victimhood industrial complex.

2943
01:18:32,180 --> 01:18:33,400
You're evil.

2944
01:18:34,200 --> 01:18:34,400
No,

2945
01:18:34,400 --> 01:18:35,240
you're evil!

2946
01:18:36,910 --> 01:18:38,990
You've been hanging around those cookers too long.

2947
01:18:39,090 --> 01:18:41,330
Why would you want to take away someone's victimhood?

2948
01:18:41,370 --> 01:18:41,910
That's evil.

2949
01:18:43,120 --> 01:18:43,400
Oh.

2950
01:18:44,370 --> 01:18:45,930
Now look into the little rainbow thing,

2951
01:18:46,010 --> 01:18:46,210
Murray.

2952
01:18:47,490 --> 01:18:47,690
Oh!

2953
01:18:49,640 --> 01:18:49,940
That's right.

2954
01:18:49,940 --> 01:18:50,280
Murray,

2955
01:18:50,400 --> 01:18:51,000
pity him.

2956
01:18:51,410 --> 01:18:54,040
Feel the pity take hold of Amazing.

2957
01:18:54,660 --> 01:18:56,810
I feel so sorry Piss off!

2958
01:18:57,330 --> 01:18:59,210
Those cookers taught me a thing or two!

2959
01:18:59,710 --> 01:18:59,850
Oh!

2960
01:19:01,380 --> 01:19:01,880
You fool!

2961
01:19:02,220 --> 01:19:03,940
Why are you protecting Pauline Hanson?

2962
01:19:03,980 --> 01:19:04,660
She hates you.

2963
01:19:04,740 --> 01:19:06,440
She hates all us progressives.

2964
01:19:06,500 --> 01:19:06,740
No,

2965
01:19:06,740 --> 01:19:07,320
she doesn't.

2966
01:19:07,320 --> 01:19:11,080
She just hates the victimhood and the identity politics that fetishises it.

2967
01:19:11,140 --> 01:19:12,340
I've seen the real world.

2968
01:19:12,420 --> 01:19:13,000
And out there,

2969
01:19:13,120 --> 01:19:15,160
people aren't dwelling on the trauma of the past.

2970
01:19:15,280 --> 01:19:17,180
They're optimistic about what the future holds.

2971
01:19:17,400 --> 01:19:17,840
And hey,

2972
01:19:17,960 --> 01:19:19,860
isn't that what being a progressive is all about?

2973
01:19:20,450 --> 01:19:21,550
It's a beautiful speech,

2974
01:19:21,690 --> 01:19:21,910
Murray!

2975
01:19:22,680 --> 01:19:22,900
Ugh!

2976
01:19:23,450 --> 01:19:24,370
Let me give you a hand!

2977
01:19:25,650 --> 01:19:26,110
SHUT UP!

2978
01:19:28,090 --> 01:19:29,350
Could have all worked out for you,

2979
01:19:29,370 --> 01:19:29,530
Murray,

2980
01:19:29,690 --> 01:19:29,990
but oh,

2981
01:19:30,090 --> 01:19:30,330
no.

2982
01:19:30,470 --> 01:19:34,270
You just had to get sucked in by Pauline Hanson and her stupid ideology,

2983
01:19:34,530 --> 01:19:34,910
didn't you?

2984
01:19:35,050 --> 01:19:35,330
Well,

2985
01:19:35,350 --> 01:19:36,650
hold on to your tinfoil hat,

2986
01:19:36,770 --> 01:19:37,830
you right-wing nutjob,

2987
01:19:37,890 --> 01:19:40,630
and watch what I'm about to do to your political hero.

2988
01:19:45,390 --> 01:19:45,590
Pain.

2989
01:19:46,770 --> 01:19:47,390
I failed you.

2990
01:19:49,150 --> 01:19:50,690
I killed Pauline Hanson!

2991
01:19:50,710 --> 01:19:52,330
I killed Pauline Hanson!

2992
01:19:52,630 --> 01:19:53,030
Ha ha!

2993
01:19:53,710 --> 01:19:54,150
Behold!

2994
01:19:54,620 --> 01:19:57,700
The head of the nastiest bitch in all of Australian politics!

2995
01:20:03,260 --> 01:20:03,740
She's alive!

2996
01:20:04,880 --> 01:20:05,640
SHE'S ALIVE!

2997
01:20:08,910 --> 01:20:09,230
Thank you.

2998
01:20:13,560 --> 01:20:13,920
It's over,

2999
01:20:13,940 --> 01:20:14,360
Paulie!

3000
01:20:17,500 --> 01:20:18,700
He's weaponizing the victim!

3001
01:20:19,160 --> 01:20:20,340
What are you going to do about it,

3002
01:20:20,340 --> 01:20:21,300
you legless aboriginal?

3003
01:20:21,600 --> 01:20:23,600
It's time for you to finally shut up,

3004
01:20:23,600 --> 01:20:23,880
boy.

3005
01:20:26,110 --> 01:20:26,770
Eat the rainbow,

3006
01:20:26,890 --> 01:20:27,510
you stupid!

3007
01:20:27,810 --> 01:20:28,110
Ow!

3008
01:20:30,090 --> 01:20:31,490
I might be a legless aboriginal.

3009
01:20:31,860 --> 01:20:33,560
But I still got me boomerang arm.

3010
01:20:34,020 --> 01:20:34,640
Oh no!

3011
01:20:34,900 --> 01:20:36,100
Now I'm brain dead!

3012
01:20:36,810 --> 01:20:38,570
I've been saying that for years.

3013
01:20:40,230 --> 01:20:40,590
PEAK!

3014
01:20:41,420 --> 01:20:41,780
Alright,

3015
01:20:41,780 --> 01:20:43,340
let's free him of the victimhood.

3016
01:20:52,560 --> 01:20:52,880
Oh,

3017
01:20:52,880 --> 01:20:53,380
I'm sorry,

3018
01:20:53,420 --> 01:20:53,700
Stacey.

3019
01:20:53,700 --> 01:20:54,680
I don't know what came over me.

3020
01:20:55,120 --> 01:20:56,700
I know exactly what came over me.

3021
01:20:57,330 --> 01:20:58,130
And I'm glad he did.

3022
01:20:58,830 --> 01:21:01,030
I don't want to see you holding a vacuum ever again.

3023
01:21:01,730 --> 01:21:02,010
Deal.

3024
01:21:02,660 --> 01:21:04,360
Now what do you say we go get that minivan,

3025
01:21:04,460 --> 01:21:04,620
eh?

3026
01:21:10,860 --> 01:21:11,100
Murray!

3027
01:21:11,600 --> 01:21:11,920
You okay?

3028
01:21:12,300 --> 01:21:12,580
Yeah,

3029
01:21:12,620 --> 01:21:12,720
mate.

3030
01:21:12,820 --> 01:21:13,400
It's just a scratch.

3031
01:21:13,540 --> 01:21:14,180
I'm not a sock.

3032
01:21:14,460 --> 01:21:14,740
Oh,

3033
01:21:14,760 --> 01:21:14,980
Murray,

3034
01:21:15,080 --> 01:21:15,700
I'm so sorry.

3035
01:21:16,180 --> 01:21:17,120
I accept your apology.

3036
01:21:17,750 --> 01:21:18,210
Now come here!

3037
01:21:19,060 --> 01:21:19,320
Oi.

3038
01:21:20,170 --> 01:21:21,690
I accept your apology too,

3039
01:21:21,770 --> 01:21:21,910
Murray.

3040
01:21:22,070 --> 01:21:22,790
Don't rush me.

3041
01:21:22,950 --> 01:21:24,130
I wasn't apologising.

3042
01:21:24,230 --> 01:21:25,950
I lost me arms and legs trying to save you.

3043
01:21:26,010 --> 01:21:27,650
I literally went out on a limb for you.

3044
01:21:27,850 --> 01:21:28,030
Oh,

3045
01:21:28,070 --> 01:21:28,310
yep,

3046
01:21:28,370 --> 01:21:28,570
yep,

3047
01:21:28,670 --> 01:21:28,770
yep,

3048
01:21:28,850 --> 01:21:28,970
yep,

3049
01:21:29,010 --> 01:21:29,050
yep.

3050
01:21:29,210 --> 01:21:30,050
And I'd do it again.

3051
01:21:31,290 --> 01:21:33,290
Nice reconciliation,

3052
01:21:33,630 --> 01:21:34,210
douchebags!

3053
01:21:34,690 --> 01:21:36,130
Now I'm the biggest victim!

3054
01:21:36,310 --> 01:21:37,770
I grew up in public housing!

3055
01:21:37,950 --> 01:21:39,430
I inherited a bad economy!

3056
01:21:39,750 --> 01:21:41,710
I have a micro-Thank you.

3057
01:21:44,240 --> 01:21:44,860
Did I hit something?

3058
01:21:45,320 --> 01:21:45,520
Haha!

3059
01:21:45,780 --> 01:21:46,300
Atta girl,

3060
01:21:46,360 --> 01:21:46,700
Stacey!

3061
01:21:47,750 --> 01:21:47,990
What?

3062
01:21:48,010 --> 01:21:48,690
What do I hear?

3063
01:21:51,030 --> 01:21:52,390
Oh I'm such a bad driver.

3064
01:21:53,050 --> 01:21:55,110
Now that's satisfying female representation.

3065
01:21:56,050 --> 01:21:58,530
Shut up and give me some of that patriarchal overage.

3066
01:22:01,740 --> 01:22:01,960
Aw!

3067
01:22:02,650 --> 01:22:03,130
Get a room,

3068
01:22:03,270 --> 01:22:03,530
you two!

3069
01:22:03,730 --> 01:22:04,050
Nah.

3070
01:22:04,760 --> 01:22:05,600
He doesn't love Grant.

3071
01:22:06,700 --> 01:22:06,960
Oh,

3072
01:22:06,960 --> 01:22:11,550
I've gotta get out of Melbourne And that's the very true story of

3073
01:22:11,550 --> 01:22:14,170
how Australia became the greatest place on Earth.

3074
01:22:14,850 --> 01:22:15,070
Again.

3075
01:22:15,600 --> 01:22:16,500
I love Australia!

3076
01:22:17,540 --> 01:22:18,000
We all do,

3077
01:22:18,080 --> 01:22:18,280
kids.

3078
01:22:18,760 --> 01:22:19,560
We all do.

3079
01:22:20,520 --> 01:22:22,960
Who's ready to go to the pool for swimming lessons?

3080
01:22:24,330 --> 01:22:24,750
Yay!

3081
01:22:24,750 --> 01:22:25,170
Thanks,

3082
01:22:25,210 --> 01:22:25,470
Daddy!

3083
01:22:27,340 --> 01:22:29,820
Right after we stopped the evil elbow from destroying the country,

3084
01:22:29,940 --> 01:22:31,900
we all decided to stop living in a bubble.

3085
01:22:31,980 --> 01:22:33,700
We keep the victimhood in a museum,

3086
01:22:33,780 --> 01:22:35,900
where people can learn about it as a part of history,

3087
01:22:36,060 --> 01:22:38,120
but it can't infect anyone ever again.

3088
01:22:38,420 --> 01:22:39,760
And without the victimhood floating around,

3089
01:22:39,960 --> 01:22:41,460
we got to clean this place up.

3090
01:22:41,730 --> 01:22:44,170
We stopped forcing everyone who loves the sword he's most oppressed

3091
01:22:44,170 --> 01:22:46,750
and started celebrating Australian heroes again.

3092
01:22:46,930 --> 01:22:48,390
And the statues stay up.

3093
01:22:48,470 --> 01:22:49,690
Have a look at old Bill.

3094
01:22:50,270 --> 01:22:50,670
What a hero.

3095
01:22:51,590 --> 01:22:52,070
I miss you.

3096
01:22:52,370 --> 01:22:55,370
But I just know he's looking down on us from that big RSL in the skull.

3097
01:22:55,790 --> 01:22:56,010
AH!

3098
01:22:56,600 --> 01:22:57,120
Who said that?

3099
01:22:57,260 --> 01:23:00,180
We got rid of the generation in trauma centres and we turned them

3100
01:23:00,180 --> 01:23:01,100
into maternity wards.

3101
01:23:01,460 --> 01:23:02,480
Melbourne's so safe,

3102
01:23:02,520 --> 01:23:04,060
so affordable and so livable,

3103
01:23:04,140 --> 01:23:06,020
it's the perfect place to raise a family.

3104
01:23:06,370 --> 01:23:07,190
In that right station,

3105
01:23:07,310 --> 01:23:07,530
Lance.

3106
01:23:07,960 --> 01:23:09,540
We're actively trying for number three.

3107
01:23:09,660 --> 01:23:10,000
Yeah,

3108
01:23:10,020 --> 01:23:11,280
anything's possible here in Melbourne.

3109
01:23:11,990 --> 01:23:15,270
You can go from the bottom rung of society and make it all the way to the top.

3110
01:23:15,510 --> 01:23:15,990
That's right,

3111
01:23:16,070 --> 01:23:17,790
little old Pete's the Mayor of Melbourne now.

3112
01:23:17,930 --> 01:23:18,750
On day one,

3113
01:23:19,330 --> 01:23:20,130
He freed the slaves.

3114
01:23:20,580 --> 01:23:23,120
Keeping the prisons for only society's biggest scumbags.

3115
01:23:23,200 --> 01:23:25,380
Those that have done horrific damage to our country.

3116
01:23:25,580 --> 01:23:27,440
Along with murderers and rapists and stuff.

3117
01:23:27,660 --> 01:23:28,040
Yep,

3118
01:23:28,060 --> 01:23:28,780
Melbourne's thriving.

3119
01:23:28,960 --> 01:23:29,400
Actually,

3120
01:23:29,440 --> 01:23:30,640
all of Australia's thriving.

3121
01:23:30,880 --> 01:23:32,620
Thanks to Prime Minister Pauline Hanson,

3122
01:23:32,620 --> 01:23:34,620
Australia's become the world's most dominant superpower.

3123
01:23:35,020 --> 01:23:37,120
Pretty cool what you can achieve with sensible policies,

3124
01:23:37,220 --> 01:23:37,360
eh?

3125
01:23:38,139 --> 01:23:38,519
Look,

3126
01:23:38,519 --> 01:23:39,360
Australia's not perfect.

3127
01:23:39,990 --> 01:23:41,130
We still have problems to solve,

3128
01:23:41,150 --> 01:23:41,990
but we solve them together.

3129
01:23:42,410 --> 01:23:43,470
Because we're one people.

3130
01:23:43,920 --> 01:23:44,420
Not nice.

3131
01:23:44,520 --> 01:23:45,420
We're Australians.

3132
01:23:46,260 --> 01:23:46,460
And yeah,

3133
01:23:46,500 --> 01:23:47,680
we might disagree at times.

3134
01:23:48,340 --> 01:23:49,800
But there's one thing we can all agree on.

3135
01:23:50,970 --> 01:23:52,590
Australia is the greatest place on Earth.

3136
01:23:53,550 --> 01:23:54,070
Always was.

3137
01:23:55,460 --> 01:23:55,960
Wise move.

3138
01:24:01,990 --> 01:24:02,230
MWAH!

3139
01:24:03,490 --> 01:24:06,600
I will respect my pron— Thank you.

3140
01:24:06,900 --> 01:24:08,240
Not all ladies have ovaries.

3141
01:24:08,850 --> 01:24:09,930
I have a penis.

3142
01:24:10,410 --> 01:24:11,450
They say that I'm a he,

3143
01:24:11,510 --> 01:24:11,950
but I'm a she.

3144
01:24:12,540 --> 01:24:14,060
Cause I got a V and not a D,

3145
01:24:14,560 --> 01:24:17,100
and I don't care what people say.

3146
01:24:24,980 --> 01:24:25,900
I was born this way,

3147
01:24:25,940 --> 01:24:26,720
it's in my DNA.

3148
01:24:26,720 --> 01:24:28,760
I'm a real biological woman.

3149
01:24:29,950 --> 01:24:31,290
My baby has new gym.

3150
01:24:32,420 --> 01:24:33,340
But it's a bad nothing.

3151
01:24:34,330 --> 01:24:34,990
Don't choke on it.

3152
01:24:36,350 --> 01:24:36,410
Yeah.

3153
01:24:37,180 --> 01:24:38,970
It is embedded in my genes.

3154
01:24:41,530 --> 01:24:43,090
I've sunk from the river to the sea.

3155
01:24:44,740 --> 01:24:45,720
Q plus,

3156
01:24:45,860 --> 01:24:46,440
you bigot.

3157
01:24:48,250 --> 01:24:48,850
Lefty,

3158
01:24:48,850 --> 01:24:51,470
a real diabolical Lefty ideology,

3159
01:24:51,770 --> 01:24:52,770
feeding hate on me.

3160
01:24:52,770 --> 01:24:53,930
I'll intimidate,

3161
01:24:53,930 --> 01:24:55,050
I'll indoctrinate.

3162
01:24:55,050 --> 01:24:57,070
I'm a real diabolical Lefty,

3163
01:24:57,070 --> 01:24:58,250
a real diabolical.

3164
01:24:58,570 --> 01:24:59,270
Let's do it.

3165
01:25:02,200 --> 01:25:02,760
We identify.

3166
01:25:11,830 --> 01:25:14,250
I'm so far left that you look for.

3167
01:25:14,340 --> 01:25:14,620
All right,

3168
01:25:14,700 --> 01:25:15,140
if you're pale,

3169
01:25:15,220 --> 01:25:15,560
stale,

3170
01:25:15,560 --> 01:25:15,860
and male,

3171
01:25:15,960 --> 01:25:16,780
get out of my sight.

3172
01:25:16,900 --> 01:25:18,680
Got two dads in every TV ad.

3173
01:25:18,820 --> 01:25:19,880
No one wants a hetero,

3174
01:25:19,880 --> 01:25:20,700
cause they're contraband.

3175
01:25:21,080 --> 01:25:21,960
Welcome to country,

3176
01:25:22,080 --> 01:25:22,940
it's not your land.

3177
01:25:23,040 --> 01:25:23,200
Oh,

3178
01:25:23,200 --> 01:25:24,120
who says it ain't?

3179
01:25:24,140 --> 01:25:24,740
It's your wife's boyfriend.

3180
01:25:26,840 --> 01:25:27,580
Ha ha ha ha!

3181
01:25:29,130 --> 01:25:30,670
Now this privilege is sinking in my drain.

3182
01:25:31,130 --> 01:25:31,430
Bye.

3183
01:25:33,070 --> 01:25:33,950
Bye.

3184
01:25:33,950 --> 01:25:34,130
Bye.

3185
01:25:37,810 --> 01:25:39,210
Bye.

3186
01:25:43,570 --> 01:25:43,570
Bye.

3187
01:25:51,020 --> 01:25:51,900
To be by my side,

3188
01:25:52,320 --> 01:25:52,720
woman,

3189
01:25:52,980 --> 01:25:54,140
real diabolical,

3190
01:25:54,240 --> 01:25:55,000
lefty,

3191
01:25:55,000 --> 01:25:56,080
real pathological,

3192
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so fake,

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real biological,

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mwah,

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woman.